OMG: Oh My God! Page #10

You cussed God from your heart.

And where's the heart?

On your left.

So God has paralysed

your entire left side.

l am not saying this..

..it's the media outside

spreading this rumour.

l can cure you if you want.

So, you're a doctor now.

l am all in one.

Want to see a miracle.

Soaring around on the

bike isn't called miracle.

l see.

Here we go.

Krishna Vasudev Yadav, from Gokul.

Do you believe now?

You're my mother, and my father.

You're my friend,

and my companion.

l've donned the same

form you always see..

..on televisions,

calendars, movies.

l've been seen in

this form for ages.

And l'm standing before

you in that same form.

But Kanji bhai, l'm not like that.

You really..

Forgive me, forgive me.

Just like a devotee is

incomplete without his God..

..similarly, God is incomplete

without his true devotee.

Why didn't you show me

this miracle before?

That's the problem.

Friend.

l am Krishna,

that's why l perform miracles.

l'm not Krishna,

because l perform miracles.

That means you're real.

God exists.

And God isn't my father-figure,

he's my friend.

l am everyone's friend,

but no one understands me one.

People gave you a high position.

And you staggered.

Yes, but l am not

like people think of me.

l've common sense too.

l am not interested

in people's offerings.

l want them to

distribute all this to the poor.

All l care about is their faith,

their love, their belief.

Just a minute.

Belief?

But l never believed in You.

l was an atheist.

Why did You show

yourself to only me?

Kanji bhai, sit down.

Do you know what atheist means?

Someone who examines, thinks,

understands..

..and says that this is wrong.

The Lord doesn't exist.

He's an atheist.

That's why l appeared before you.

Because you did

everything a true atheist does.

And a true atheist can

become a real believer.

People come to me for

their own self-interest.

They come with

different exchange offers.

Exchange offer?

Lord, if l pass my SSC exams..

..l will walk to

Siddhivinayak for 5 Tuesdays.

lf Dominic's agrees to marry me..

..l will light 1 1 candles

at Mt. Mary.

lf my wife gets pregnant..

..then l will come and

offer a blanket at your shrine.

Different offers.

And those who can't

blame me for it.

They say, we couldn't go there..

..because the Lord didn't call us.

The Lord didn't call?

Do they need a invitation card..

- Yes.

Do you want me to write

you an invitation card?

Don't l have anything better to do?

And anyway, Kanji bhai,

l am present in every element.

l am omnipresent.

lf you're present everywhere..

..why have they built temples?

l've my own house.

l don't want to live

inside those four walls.

Then? Why did you

create such a religion?

l only created humans.

And humans started religion, caste.

And it's been going

on for years now..

..because you need it.

But one should

discard such a religion.

Never snatch the religion

from the people.

lf you take them away,

they will make you their religion.

You don't believe it, do you?

You've been in coma for a month.

Let me show you what has happened..

..in the past one month.

Look.

Kanji Prabhu paid me

a visit in my dreams yesterday.

And he said he's

the 1 1th Avatar of Lord Vishnu.

What's going on?

Kanji Prabhu appeared

in his four-armed form.

Holding the mace, the conch..

People all around the world..

..are seeing signs

of Kanji's Godly form.

l was on night duty.

Ajust closed my eyes.

And someone slapped me.

And that's when l heard a voice,

No sleeping on duty.

Circulate a few miraculous

stories of Kanji in the market..

..and people will

spread it like wildfire.

l had seen Kanji Prabhu

flying with his scooter.

He appeared suddenly.

10 feet, 15 feet, 20 feet.

Brother Kanji is God.

He is God.

The 'dharma gurus' have accepted

Kanji bhai's Kalki avatar..

..asked for an

apology and have decided..

..to pay the claims

worth 400 crore.

lt was His will that we

should pay, so we did.

But why are you making him God?

Who told you that he is God?

Do you know...when you will die?

Do you?

- No.

l don't know either.

But he has decided his death day.

On 16th December as soon as

we switch off the ventilator..

..Kanji's story will be over.

But this time we've

incurred heavy losses.

400 crores in insurance claims.

One crore to the doctor.

And the expense to

construct the temple.

lt's a onetime investment,

Mr. Mishra.

We'll recover it in a year.

And anyway, we haven't had

a new God for a long time now.

Hail Lord Kanji Wala.

Hail Lord Kanji Wala.

Om Lord Kanji Wala.

Sugar's high,

feeling breathless too.

Cure my swine flu.

- Cure my swine flu.

l am going.

- Mahadev, wait.

Where are you going so hastily?

Forsake your anger.

The bed besides

Kanji bhai is empty.

Do you want me to

reserve that for you?

He will forsake his

body on his birthday.

His shrine will be built

right where his shop was.

That isn't all. Now watch this.

All arrangements to transport

Kanji bhai's tomb has been made.

You snatched their business..

..and they made you their business.

Yes.

Kanji bhai,

they've made an estimate..

..to earn 450 crores

from your temple.

You're God, you

should've stopped them.

Friend, l would've ended the

battle of Mahabharat in a second..

..if l had picked up the weapon.

But that isn't my job.

My job is to show

people right and wrong.

This is your temple, your battle.

You decide what you should do.

Fight if you want to,

or stay quiet.

Save him, please doctor.

We cannot do anything now.

And anyway, it's his last wish.

He is God.

Just a minute.

Wait here, we'll

bring the dead body out.

Donate as much as you wish in the donation

box kept in front of Kanji Prabhu..

..and have your wishes fulfilled.

The rate for VlP line is Rs. 101 .

Welcome, welcome, Mahadev.

Swami, our very own Mahadeveshwar.

This is called destiny.

Kanji's chapter's going to

end right where it started.

Kanji bhai's body has gone

missing from the hospital.

The hospital

administration has no explanation.

Offerings made in

clarified butter, only Rs.25.

Where did Kanji disappear to?

Call Mr. Mishra.

There he is.

He isn't Spiderman. Find him.

l just found out. Don't worry.

l am there. l'll do something.

Kanji Prabhu's dead body can arrive

in the truck anytime now.

- Go on.

Everyone please keep calm, everyone

will get a chance to behold him.

photographs of Sri Kanji Prabhu.

Kanji Prabhu's autobiography.

You are a fool.

l gave orders and you

set out to look for Kanji.

Who do you think he is?

Let's get out of here quietly,

otherwise..

..the people won't spare us.

Come on.

Kanji is alive.

Yes, l am alive.

What are you staring at?

l am the same Kanji whom

you've turned into God.

l don't know whether

you're great or fool.

l kept telling you don't

turn religion into business..

..you made him God and

started your business.

Tell me one thing.

The world's so beautiful, why

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