OMG: Oh My God! Page #11

Synopsis: Kanji Lalji Mehta, though an atheist, owns a small shop selling religious goods, concocting cock-and-bull stories to extract higher fees from his customers for his wares. When, in openly defying God, an earthquake destroys his (and only his) only source of income, with the insurance company refusing to pay up on the basis of it being an 'act of God', Kanjibhai takes God to the court. With many similarly unfortunate people pinning their hopes to him, Kanji's lack of courtroom experience may leave him unable to prove his point - that is, until approached by a man introducing himself as Krishna Vasudeva Yadav. Krishna helps Kanji win his case, his family and helps him find his faith in God, along the way showing how priests can turn religion into a business and that God can be found everywhere, particularly in a house of worship.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Fantasy
Director(s): Umesh Shukla
Production: Viva Entertainment
  3 wins & 7 nominations.
 
IMDB:
8.2
NOT RATED
Year:
2012
125 min
Website
3,540 Views


should God live only in temples?

l say, have faith in Him.

Believe in Him from your heart

and you will find God.

Try to find God in humans,

and you will find Him.

You will find Him in humans.

Not in these stones.

Not in these...stones.

They played with our emotions.

We won't spare them!

We won't spare them!

They spread the rumour

of your death as well.

They are the imposters.

Listen.

You kill two and there

are two hundred more.

Don't you see it on

television everyday?

Their real punishment is..

..let them leave respectfully.

Let them leave in

their expensive cars.

And no one will set foot in

their temples or hermitages.

Get that.

That will be their real punishment.

Please leave.

Faith and belief, are

very addictive, Kanji.

Once you're addicted to it,

you cannot let go easily.

All the people that you see here..

..they are not God-loving people,

they are God-fearing.

Sooner or later, you might

see them in hermitages again.

Be fearless!

So...won't you go along?

Come on, break the idol.

Papa.

- Where? Where is he?

l want you to promise that no

one will ever drop a penny..

..at any of the religious places.

What are you staring at?

Break the statue.

Here, come here.

- Come, l'll introduce you to Krishna.

What?

- Come that way.

Look, Kanji bhai,

they're felling the statue.

lt's exactly like you wanted.

Look..

Who are you looking for, Kanji?

Didn't l say l am

present everywhere?

l am pouring on fields as the rain.

And making nests

along with the birds.

l am also taking lunch

with the ants down there.

Are you fine?

- Papa.

Yes, l am fine.

Whom did you want

us to introduce to?

No one.

No one.

What are you doing, Kanji?

Don't wear this around

your neck as a talisman.

You finally succeeded

in explaining people..

..that this is wrong.

Throw it.

Throw it away.

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Umesh Shukla

Umesh Shukla is an Indian film director who directed the Indian drama film Oh My God. The film starred Akshay Kumar and Paresh Rawal. He made his directorial debut with UTV Motion Pictures' and Bindass' presentation Dhoondte Reh Jaaoge. Shukla’s latest release is 102 Not Out featuring Amitabh Bachchan and Rishi Kapoor.As an actor, he is known for his villain role in Mithun Chakraborty' s Yaar Gaddar where he played the governor and his alter ego Sheila (the governor's wialso acted directed in many Gujarati plays. He is also well known as a director for Gujarati Play (natak), Kanjee Viruddha Kanjee. more…

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