Omkara
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- 2006
- 155 min
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There's a thin line
separating a fool from a moron...
...on one end of the line lies the fool
and on the other, the moron.
Snap the line
and you don't know who's who?
Thats the million dollar question,
my pretty polly.
Let us to see who the pretty groom is?
I'll be damned!
Is it not Mr. Fool himself?!
Ya ya!
To become a true moron
you've to atleast be married...
and by the look of things,
you're not getting married in a hurry.
Ya ya!
Yes Sir! There's been
a change in the schedule.
The half-caste's abducting
your bride even as we chat.
Brother Omi?!
Ya ya!
"Hail Friendship"!
As a friend, it was my duty to warn you.
Grab that moped and run like the wind.
If you've got what it takes,
go save Dolly.
Now scurry!
Your wedding march past is over!
Ya ya!
Aren't you a charming one?
Ya! Right... Liar.
If I lie,
then I make love to a filthy b*tch
and if not,
then that b*tch is your mother!
Your wedding march is history!
The marriage party's stopping here!
Grab the phones darling!
What the hell could've held them up?!
Can't even get through the bloody phones!
Omi Shukla has abducted Dolly!
Omi Shukla has abducted Dolly!
Omi Shukla has abducted Dolly!
Wait! Not the red one, hit the green.
- Screw you!
- Now what?
Come on Langda...
be a sport!
What happened, big brother?
Forgot your tools at home or what!
Your mother's borrowed them... swine!
I'm sick of your bloody red, blue, yellow!
Decide your colour once and for all...
then sit back and watch daddy play!
Not bad, champ! Go flick the yellow one.
Ringa Ringa Roses!
Pocket full of poses!
Bingo! Go stuff yourself... loser.
When it comes to marbles,
No one screws with Langda Tyagi...
Anyone got the guts to doubt that?
Where is Omi?
Where the hell is he?
You Anglo sh*t!
Even dogs show more character... Omi!
Was my daughter
the only girl left in the province?
Actually, it's my fault...
had forgotten that you are
a half caste.
had borne you... right?
Bloody bastard!!
Wish you knew that your own daughter's
heart beats for this half caste.
Bastard!
Bhaisaab's calling... May I?
Regards Bhaisaab, that's right...
They here... both of them.
Lawyer sir?
He's threatening to blow
Brother Omi's brains out.
One shot and... finito!
Ya Bhaisaab... One sec!
So, what's going on over there?!
Lawyer sir?
Omi?
This silence is getting boring friends.
Someone's got to speak up.
Big brother, this sonuvabitch abducted
my daughter on her wedding day.
So I heard. Now let me update you...
Your prime eyewitness Jalaluddin
has returned from Muscat!
The case is slated
to be heard next week...
So do postpone your shootout
for tonight...
Or meet him up in Court next week.
That will be all dears.
Have a good day.
The news is confirmed Bhaisaab...
Indore Singh had gone to Muscat himself.
And now Surendra Captain
has become his General.
They are hiding him
behind the brick kiln in Pilakhwa.
Why in the world is Indore Singh
rushing to his grave?
Whenever a b*tch goes down to pee,
every dog thinks its his lucky day.
All Visitors are warned
that anybody carrying any kind of...
alcohol, cigarettes, narcotics etc
will be found punishable by law.
Any kind of weapon, matchboxes or
mobile sim cards is also prohibited,
strict action will be taken against...
Psst... I happen to be carrying
all of the above.
What are you gonna do?
- Liar!
Get lost sonuvabitch... stamp this!
Have known Omkara
since his childhood...
about him being a womanizer.
You've even known Dolly
since she was a toddler.
You think she would've eloped
with this gangster willingly.
Our home fire's
been hushed since yesterday...
the whole community's slandering us...
how can you expect me to hand over
my precious jewel to that monster?!
He's a damned half caste at that!
I have no more will to live...
I need justice, Bhaisaab!
Brother Omi! Please come.
If I've done this out of lust.
Call me a eunuch.
If his daughter says I'm a liar,
Omkara will cut his tongue off...
and shine Lawyer sir's shoes with it
for the rest of his life!
Don't be scared... speak your mind.
Has anyone... and I mean anyone,
forced you into any kind of submission?
I've always followed the tune of my heart.
I can't live without Omkara.
"Don't trust what your eyes say.
Your eyes will betray you."
God knows how it all began...
how I lost my heart to Omkara.
I was in love... but it was too late.
I remember feeling like a blind bird
plunging down an empty well...
everything seemed hopeless...
And then I decided
I'll end my wretched life...
But then there was no point to it,
When who I was dying for
didn't even know why.
Rajju will marry me dead.
Since you won't in this lifetime,
let me confess...
Put me down in your list of slain.
Let bygones be bygones.
Both of you should now
seek blessings from the elders.
Now don't you dare get married
before I'm released.
See, I'm not averse
to this prison life.
But if that blasted evidence
reaches court...
the Parliament will annul
my election nomination.
And what if they don't see reason?
Well then... go ahead.
General... may you never forget
the two faced monster a woman can be!
She who can dupe her own father,
will never be anyone's to claim.
Fill in whatever amount you want.
Bloody hell! Got away!!
Kichlu... me thinks we're not cut out
for these over the table deals.
Don't rush to your grave Captain.
Quote your price.
The Parliament seat.
The one Indore sir's been slogging
his ass off for the last five years.
Even if he polishes it
for the next five lives,
he won't be able to defeat Bhaisaab.
Truth be said...
but only if Tewari Bhaisaab
contests in the first place.
It was a small nick...
Got it?
Omi... Come break bread with us.
Have got special homemade food.
Holy cow!
Bloody hell!
How many will you smash, Captain?
Our guys are stationed
outside all TV channels.
Don't miss the climax.
Sorry Captain sir! But you should
teach Brother Indore a thing or two.
Bastard's not even wearing a condom.
Who is this chick by the way?
Indore bro...
...pray which meeting
did you attend last night?
Hmm... the fund raising one
Now watch the parliament on the bloody TV
for the rest of your life.
Omi brother... hats off to you.
I concede. You are the biggest General
in the province.
'Even your pee
can flush out all your foes'
But before leaving,
I have a poser for you...
Kichlu and I have had a bet...
for 100 bucks.
This one says that you'll marry
Raghunath's lass for sure...
and I feel that Omi's
still got his wits about him...
he just wants to wham bang her... right?
I win that 100 bucks, sonuvabitch.
Grandma! Go tell the village
that Captain's lost his bet.
Take your 100 bucks from Captain.
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