Omkara Page #2

Let go, Omi!

Next time round, bet on horses...

not tigers.

"The drums salute the greatest..."

"the greatest warrior

of them all... Omkara!"

The battle is over

The tables are turned

The righteous is out of prison

And the enemy is burnt

As per the high Command's wishes...

...I will be contesting

for a parliament seat this year.

I hearby appoint

youth leader Omkara Shukla...

...as my successor in the local assembly

And Bhaisaab, who will replace Omkara?

Who will be the new General of the party?

Hello?

Can't hear a word... Hello?

Bhaisaab?

- What was the question?

Think its disconnected!

Brother Langda! Brother Langda!

Where are your glorious feet?

They walked off

to buy some slippers... Moron!

Let me kiss them once.

Please just once!

Don't hold me back!

- Buzz off! You scum!

My my! The new General is a tyrant!

Whaat?!

Hail General Langda!

Hail General Langda!

Hail General Langda!

Hail General Langda!

Kesu Firangi!

All the college students

are under his command.

The elections will be

a cakewalk for us.

And Langda??

He's like a brother.

He'll understand.

Hail Kesu Firangi!

Hail Kesu Firangi!

Run Golu! They're here!

Move out of the way!

Not bad at all!

May you be protected from all evil...

Talk about a match made in heaven...

like milk in a pot of coal.

Sorry Omi bro! My tongue slipped...

More like a candy in a crow's mouth!

Ok Ok! I give up!

Like sandal shining

in the darkest night!

Please brother!

I promise... no more jokes!

Please let me go.

Like a magic flute

in the hands of the Dark lord.

What're you staring at, Grandma?

- Staring at your luck!

How in the world did you get such a

fair girl in these parts?!

I said good morning!

Bro... Rajju's come to visit.

Let them in... but grab their weapons.

Righto.

Get going.

You wait.

When will the priest be here, sis?

My high priestess,

this is an inauspicious month.

Our bride-to-be

will have to be more patient.

Not bad at all! That smells good!

You turned out to be quite some cook...

what's the secret?

My grandma's formula...

She told me that the way

to a man's heart is through his belly.

What bull! My Grandma

always told to me to aim a bit lower.

Papa's sent this little gesture

for the elections.

But that's a long way off...

Ya ya! Lts me who's

stayed away too long!

Brother Omi! I had nothing to do

with that marriage fiasco.

If I'd had any inkling,

I'd have peed over the holy fires myself.

I'll take your leave then.

Wait! Lt'll be dark

by the time you reach.

Stay back. We're celebrating

Golu's birthday tomorrow.

Golu's happy birthday!

How many years old

will the little man be?

Er... Golu?

Must be eight... or is it nine?

O...! Listen!

Just taste this once...

Sweet enough?

Just twirl your finger once more

in the pan, it'll be perfect.

My Romeo! Mix some water

in your booze at least.

Here... have a swig.

My dear friend...

I gave you one chance...

But alas... you don't have the guts...

I do dammit...!

That blasted moped got a puncture that day,

else I would have shown you guys.

I can lay down my life

for Dolly... understood?

That'll be the day!

Stop drinking now...

I'm serious... I can

give up my life for her!

Give the bottle first!

I'm not joking... really!

I'll jump into the river!

- Ya ya!

I'll really jump!

No one's holding you back... sissy!

Go jump!

'Dolly' my ass!

Jump... chicken sh*t!

Bloody hell! You don't know how to swim?!

What the...!

What do you have to say now... brother!

Lts not a question of guts...

Its a question of business...

if I run amuck, my father's

booze contracts will be snatched.

And you, Brother sir Langda?!

Who are you to talk about nerve?

What guts did you display when Omi

publicly chose Kesu as his successor?

For the last 15 years,

you've been faithfully serving

that half caste on a leg and a half...

Hail Langda General!

Hail General Langda!

That pretender Kesu

comes out of nowhere...

and coolly snatches the

bone out of your mouth.

Where did your guts go walking then?!

Company garden?

You know Rajju,

you are finally making some sense.

Both of us are damned

to lead donkey's lives!

God bless your filthy soul...!

Good lady!!

Langda!! Help me!

Help me please!

Think I've caught the chill.

The water was freezing.

Look at it this way...

now you know how to swim.

Now I'll teach you how to fly...

like pigeons in the sky.

Bye Bye baby bird...

fly away with Dolly.

Far far away!

To a galaxy someday.

Eh? Eh? Eh?

Buzz off... liar!

If I lie, then I make

love to a filthy b*tch...

and if not,

then that b*tch is your mother.

And isn't it Mr. Busybody himself?

Lower your eyes while

addressing the new General.

But of course...

my adorable bastard!

I'll slice your tongue out.

In your dreams!

Won't even let you lick it.

Hey Billo Chamanbahar...

You know why I love you Billo baby?

Why?

Cos' you're the biggest tease

in the world.

And you know why

I'm crazy about you?

Hmm?

Cos' you say this to every

third girl you meet... bloody lech!

You still haven't answered.

- What?

Will you marry me?

Let go... creep!

This house hadn't had an heir for years.

Then Pa fell in love and I was born.

My mother belonged to a lower caste...

that's why they call me a half caste.

A crescent, though half,

is still called a moon.

Ouch!

What happened?

My back caught a catch this morning.

What is our new General upto?

Seems to have vanished.

He's at his usual score...

composing duets inside.

General sir!

Grace us with some time please.

Do not forget your subjects

in such a hurry.

Perch your behind please.

What brother Langda?!

Not having any fun?

What should your honour be served with?

- No thanks. My tea's on its way.

Tea?! No hard stuff for our lord?

That's one thing I can't handle, bro.

Uh oh...!

Mental...

Run and get a bottle of milk

for our General here.

And make sure

its one of those nippled ones!

Here... put this on.

Whose jewel is this?

Lts not a jewel...

its our family heirloom.

Its adorned the brides

of this house down the ages.

Keep it. It's yours from today.

Treasure it with care!

Put it on and show me first.

First shut your eyes.

Could we have

that 'beedi' number please?

There's a slight problem

with that request.

I've forgotten the words

to that song...

We'd love to be of help.

"No quilt in sight... this cold breeze

arouses the hell out of me."

"Lts best to share somebody's quilt."

"Go borrow heat

from the next fellow's oven."

"Light your fags with the heat

of my bosom..."

"its burning up inside me!"

"Let smoke not slip out of your lips...

the world's smoked out already!"

"No crime's been charged...

why do I still feel sentenced to death?"

"Haul me to your court one afternoon."

"Handcuff me with my anklets."

"Haul me up in the afternoon"

"Sentence me... punish me severely."

"Light your stoves with the heat of

my bosom..."

"its burning up inside me!"

"No knife's sharp

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