Omkara Page #4

Wedding?!

Hmm... isn't there

a date for next month?

How did you get to know?

- I told him.

The way you people dashed off

the other day,

I got really worried.

I called for Kesu and

thankfully he got me here.

Good show!

First stop Kichlu,

then goes Indore Singh.

Langda... you hit town

and sniff out Kichlu.

Mental! Take Babulal's help and

get me Indore Singh's final itinerary.

Anything for Kesu, bro?

Somebody's got to hand out

the wedding invites!

Can't you see...!

I'm on the phone...

Your pain is your own...

for no one else to see...

The truth is no matter

how much I assure you,

I won't be able to understand

your suffering.

Wait a sec!

Bloody mother of...!

What a brainwave, Sir Langda!!

Why don't you hunt down Kichlu

instead of me?!

Just drop him in Omi's lap.

Kichlu's gone underground, but if

you wish, you can get to him in a flash.

Ask how?

Ask how?!

- How?

That Billo Chamanbahar of yours...

She's the ace private dick of our trade.

Had bought it for Indu,

but you gift it to Billo.

But this looks very expensive, brother?

If it can help a friend,

its worth is priceless!

Brother Langda...

you are a true friend...

Come come... Don't be shy!

Kesu doesn't hold anything to heart,

likes giving it on the face.

Will you have a small one?

Moron! Forgotten that

day's thrashing or what?

But what do we do about the wedding cards?

- Rajju will hand them out.

Won't you, pretty polly?

And this won't be the first time

you'd be doing it... eh...!

The sun is going to rise

from the south tomorrow.

Why so?

First you took me to the multiplex...

bought me popcorn and lunch,

Then ice cream at the lake...

topped with a walk on the mall road.

Its time to call it a night

yet you're not dragging me to bed...

What's the big idea?

I'm tired Billo.

I've tired you out... no?

Nope... its my loneliness...

You haven't answered me yet.

What?

Will you marry me?

Are you nuts?!

All this marraige talk!

Remember the saying 'Horses without reins

don't get lassoed easily! '.

This is not a joke Billo...

I'm tired of all this straying.

It all seems futile.

Just want to settle down with you now.

Got something for ya...

Still don't quite get it...

Anyway, you've managed to impress me.

Swine!

My adorable swine!

At least now tell me

what your scheme is?!

"My tongue longs to taste the spice...

The spice of your love!"

"Lover I can never get enough...

The spice of your love!"

"They all tease me...

this gang of rakish cops."

"They spoil me with their gifts...

the grocers on my street."

"Big spender... spend a penny on me."

"A sweet lick of honey from your fingers...

Grant me."

"Your spice leaves me gasping...

smoldering me to death."

"I spent the night craving...

The spice of your love!"

"My brute... your breath

tunes me up like a flute."

"Your passion can make me

do anything that you can imagine."

"At times they sip from your eyes...

Later they want to drink

from your lips."

"Sometimes it feels nice to die...

Sometimes its too painful to live."

"I toss and turn all night. Is that

my lover who tiptoes to my bedside?"

Your spice leaves me gasping...

smoldering me to death.

"My lover... let me have a bit

The spice of your love!"

Lets go, bro!

Lets go!

Take Billo and vanish

for a day or two!

We'll meet directly

at the village for the wedding.

2 am in the morning?

Ya man... middle of the bloody night!

Tring Tring... Tring Tring...

I immediately went for my gun...

but the 'General' promptly stops me!

Smiling wickedly,

he says "It must be Billo"

And lo and behold! The doors open.

Enters a fuming Billo Chamanbahar...

strung like Lord Rama's bow!

On seeing her temper, I immediately tucked

my head in and pretended to be asleep.

Somebody come and pump this.

But as my good luck would have it,

there was a hole in the quilt.

Now I'm human after all...

and a little perverted at that.

It was a cold winter night!

Kesu starts getting all horny

but Billo doesn't even let him peck her!

Kesu then takes out this glittering

jewel from the box...

this sparkling gorgeous waistband!

Glittering gold jewels!

Never seen anything so beautiful!

No way?

- Yeah...!

The way the waistband glowed in the dark,

you'd never need a lamp again in your life!

Then?

- What do you think then?!

The waistband was all

she was left wearing!

Both sang nonstop duets till the morning!

Creak! Creak!

Forgive Kesu!

I called for Kesu and

thankfully he got me here.

Kesu gets his pardon in 5 weeks!

What took you so long?

I had been waiting for you...

Why weren't you taking my calls?

It was on silent mode... sorry...

Want some dinner?

- No!

I'll go get some water.

What happened?

Where is the waistband?

Sorry?

The waistband!

Oh... must be lying around here...

Here or elsewhere?!

Must be in the house somewhere.

Fine. Go put it on.

Don't be naughty now!

Wait till the wedding.

I asked you to go put it on!

And I... asked you to wait

till the wedding!

Now... means now... dammit!

Haven't you kept the token

of my love real carefully?!

Maybe the chest gobbled

it up or was it the famished almirah?

A generations old heirloom, and it

takes you precisely three days to lose it!

Sure you haven't gifted it away?

Who in the world

will I gift it to... Omkara?

Who do I have besides you anyway?

Have left my whole world to be with you!

"The wood burns into charred coal...

"My heart burns into emptiness."

"Don't burn my heart away...

"Don't pawn my heart away."

Now what?!

The sun's also started getting up late!

Not bad! Looks like someone

didn't get any rest all night!

Save up some of that passion

for your wedding night, my princess!

What happened now?!

Speak up!

If you keep crying like this,

you'll flood the whole village!

Oh! Missing your papa... are you??

Sober up now dodo!

I'll take care of you.

I'll be your pa, ma, bro, sis...

everything rolled into one...

now stop crying!

What's this now?!

Did you fall somewhere?

Did Omi hit...?!

You just wait here!

That sonuvabitch...!

Hit me out of love...

I'll tell you a little secret.

My grandma always told me to keep

these men slightly hungry.

Else the day they get satisfied, they'll

puke you out like nobody's business!

Got that!

Now... that's a rare smile in this weather!

About time! Forever thirsty... this guy!

Lts Babulal!

Where's he going running off to now?

It's inauspicious to leave

in the middle of the ceremony son...

It burns me up!

Ooh! Aah! It burns me up!

The train's left the station.

Indore Singh's in the fourth wagon...

Will you drink some?

What's Kesu up to nowadays?

God only knows!

Everytime you call him,

his phone is permanently out of LBW...

But Dolly will surely know

his whereabouts.

They are constantly in touch

over the phone.

Langda!

Yes brother.

Will you tell me the truth?

Ya bro, of course I will!

I want a clear-cut yes or no.

Of course! Please to ask!

Is there anything going on

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