On The Road Page #4

you know, and she's screaming the whole time "I want your cock !"

right, "I need your cock !"

And she goes over next to the bed and she spreads the black boy's knees open

and pulls out his big black beauty and starts chugging on that, going on that thing, really going at it.

Spreads the black girl's knees open and starts going down on her big black hairy muff, you know.

Getson the bed and does a whole other miraculous splits, you know.

Comes over to me, swallows me up.

Grabs the black boy's ears, pulls him down on her.

Black girl grabs me and its a goddam four-way orgy, Sal.

Goes on for four f***ing hours.

God And I missed this?

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's good to have family, isn't it?

Goddammit !

You see, one day that little kid's gonna throw a rock through a guy's f***ing windshield

and he's going to crash and die all on account of that little piss-pants?

See what I mean?

God exists without qualms.

South Hill, Virginia.

Coming up next Mike Sullivan covers the weather for your......

going to be up for some low...

Stop.

Que c'est qu'il fait ?

Hein ?

Comme dit le President Truman .

"We have to cut down on the cost of living."

Whooooaooo !

Man, oh, man, we must absolutely findsome time for kicks in New York !

Carlo's back from Africa.

We all get to see Carlo first thing in the morning, darlings.

Lady, you shouldn't let your son drive that fast in these conditions.

You're in my state, you slow down.

I'll pay you back every cent, Ma.

Oh, you're f***ed now, Dean.

But all I'm saying in the sincerities of my soul is that I miss you, darling, and I'll be right back in those arms.

(over the phone) Look, I got your postcard from Denver.

Do you think I'm an idiot?

I know Denver means Marylou.

Marylou who?

Come on, Sweet Cakes.

You know there are certainties our minds can grasp.

(over the phone) Oh shut up!

I never want you back!

Don't you dare come back here!

Ever!

This is the new and complete Dean, grown to his own definition of maturity.

I say to myself, "My God, he's changed!

" Fury spits out of his eyes when he tells of things he hates.

Great glows of joy replace this when suddenly he gets happy.

Every muscle lives to twitch and go.

Sal

Yeah?

Phone for you.

Thanks.

Hello?

(over the phone)Sal Paradise?

Bull calling you from New Orleans.

Bull Lee?

How the hell are you?

Well, we have ourselves a situation that needs immediate rectifying.

I've got a girl down here just showed up on my doorstep.

This Galatea Dunkel is looking for some clown named Ed Dunkel, and I don't know who the hell these people are.

Uh, Galatea and Ed are friends of Dean's from Denver.

Oh, sh*t Dean ...

Well, she wants to talk to you.

Make it fast, would you?

The telephone cartels don't do this for free.

Hello, its Galatea.

Is Ed there?

Uh, Ed's fine, but he's sleeping.

Well, would you please tell him to come and get me.

Mr. Lee and his wife don't seem all that happy to have me around.

And I should kill Ed for what he did to me, dumping me here like this !

And he's simply got to come and get me as soon as he can !

He's got to help me, these people are mad They're mad!

Well, we'll be there right after New Years.

Thank you.

Mmm hmm.

(singing) Dynamite!

Look at that !

Oh my !

I'm telling you, she's cross-eyed.

She's not looking at you, it's me.

I was twenty days at sea in the doldrums, uh, when I decided to kill myself.

And I realized that sh*t, I haven't written a f***ing suicide note !

I'm going over, you know, searching my mind for the right words,

and then I saw all of the crew coming out onto the deck,

and I couldn't jump anymore.

But, in that moment, I resolved to follow my heart.

To live.

Yeah.

To experience the wisdom of life,

Yes.

mad with ecstasy and vengeance and truth.

I'm glad I did, because otherwise I would have missed out on this amazing pot.

So !

On that, on that note, everybody move their feet like you feel something, like you're alive !

Like we're alive !

And on that, I want us to raise our glasses, being alive, (Yeah ) to living, and to life.

and others To life(All cheer)

Salt peanuts, salt peanuts!

Salt peanuts, salt peanuts!

Salt peanuts, salt peanuts!

Salt peanuts, salt peanuts!

Salt peanuts, salt peanuts!

Salt peanuts, salt peanuts!

Salt peanuts, salt peanuts!

Where do you find such absolutely wonderful people?

I've never seen anyone like that.

She's the real mad one !

with Seven !

Six !

Five !

Four !

Three !

Two !

One !

Happy New Year(cheers)

Happy New Year !

Love you as ever, Sal.

Whatever man.

Love you.

Love you.

What have you got?

Hell of a night !

Happy New Year ...

I love you...

Sal, I have something to ask of you, very important.

Uh-uh.

I wonder how you'll take it.

We're buddies, aren't we?

Yeah?...

Carlo's apartment, Harlem.

Sal said yes, my darling.

Sal, that's great.

Well, hop in, the water's fine.

What?

F***, I can't do this !

Come on, man.

You promised.

Do you really want to do this, Marylou?

She thinks it's swell.

What?

Now, come on now, we have to just all goddam relax !

Dean.

Can you go wait in the kitchen?

Like now, please?

Honey, he just wants to see what it would be like.

I told him that I wouldn't do that with any guy (whispers) but you.

Well, you can still change your mind.

(Sound of Marylou and Dean having sex)Very good.

(off) Gee.

Write that down.

I got it.

So Ed, why did you abandon Galatea in Tucson?

She's your wife.

What are you doing wandering around the country like this?

Dean, why did you leave Camille and pick up Marylou?

What are your womanly intentions?

And, what is this mad obsession you have with him?

(laughs)What is this mad obsession you have with him?

Touche !

Days of wrath are coming my friends.

This high you're on is a mirage.

You're all going to go flying off to the West Coast and come crashing down to earth.

Like this, Carlo?

Yeah, Dean.

Exactly like that.

Alrighty, who's hungry?

We were leaving confusion and nonsense behind, and performing our one noble function of the time move.

New Orleans and ol'Bull Lee.

Then West.

It would take all night to talk about ol' Bull Lee.

Let's just say now he was a teacher.

And he had every right to teach, 'cuz he spent all his time learning.

Now listen darling.

You know that I'm capable of everything at the same time, and I have unlimited energy.

So now when we get back to San Francisco we must absolutely go on living together.

I know just the place for you to live.

I'll be home every night and be at Camille's by the morning.

We've done it before, see, she'll never know.

Communism subjects the individual to arrest without lawful cause.

It decrees what information he shall receive, what art he shall produce.

Democracy is based on the conviction that man has the moral...

Sh*t.

Ed, slow down.

Underpants.

Do you guys think you can rush through here as fast as you want 'cuz you're from California?

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