Once in the Life Page #6
"hey, how come the black guy's brain
is so expensive?" The guy goes, "it's
never been used." Ha ha ha! Never been used,
you dumb-- go ahead. Lay down. I like two pillows. Mmm. So what's up with
you and him, huh? What's all this
too much crime, too much time sh*t
all about? Like I say, man, too much time,
too much crime. I mean, it's funny we even ended up
being friends. We were supposed to have
this big f***ing fight when we met. The two of youse was
supposed to fight? I'd pay good money to see you get
your ass kicked. Ain't that much
kung foolishness in the world, all right? I'd have paid. Yeah. You and the guy
that started it. F***ing garnett-- little guy
with a big mouth, right? Said he was
Tony's cousin, but he wasn't, right? See, what happened was,
we was in the eighth grade. It was just before school
was getting out for summer. I remember it was hot
that day. Me and some of my boys
were in the bathroom smoking cigarettes
after lunch period. So, f***ing garnett
comes in with his boys. You know.
He's wearing, like, a brand-new leather jacket, talking sh*t about how
he robbed it off somebody, about how he did this,
that, the other thing to the guy. Anyway, I said
to garnett, I said, "what's the big
f***ing deal, man? It's only
a f***ing jacket, right?" The next thing I know, the punk jumps up
in my face. You know, talking about
he was gonna kick my ass if I didn't mind
my business. So, I picked him up,
I threw him headfirst right into the f***ing
toilet bowl. Motherf***er did not know
whether to sh*t or go blind, but that
ain't stopping him from running his mouth.
No. Mm-mmm. He's all like, uh, "my cousin Tony's gonna
make you sorry you ever messed with me,"
right? The next thing I know,
everybody around my way, they're telling me
about some big dude who's looking for me, he's into that f***ing
kung fu, karate-type sh*t. So now, I'm bugging
the f*** out, right? I mean,
I got my switchblade, I'm all up and down
the Avenue looking for this guy. I'm standing
across the street from Danny's candy
store--ping ping. Ping ping. So I turn around,
and I could see it was him. He says to me,
"you're Mike?" I'm like, "yeah,
you're Tony?" He's like, "yeah," so now I got my hand
on the switchblade, and I'm hoping I get it
out of my pocket, you know, before he commences
to kung foo-ing my ass. Next thing I know,
he says to me, "you want to go
for a walk?" "Yeah." I'm telling you,
bro, it was, it was like we were
strangers to each other, but we wasn't. And we've been like this
ever since, man. Went to erasmus hall
together, drank, smoke, got high... Ate at each other's house
all the time. You saw him, you saw me
and vice versa, yo. My mom's practically
adopted him, and my sister, Debbie,
forget about it, man. She loved her some Tony. Senior year, we-- we got tired
of doing school, you know-- dropped out, started
doing crime instead. Got busted. They done
put us on riker's island. I spent a whole 18 months
locked up with this dude. I don't even know how
I would have done my time without him,
you know? He used to recite this--
this poem all the time. This crazy, jailhouse
poetry-type sh*t, know what I'm saying? Tony: And under them neon
lights, her eyes shone bright, and from them,
a teardrop fell. When I asked her why,
she began to cry and tell me
this bitter tale, all about some guy
that blacks her eye and takes all the bread
she gets. When she lands in jail,
he won't go for bail, and he defies her
to call it quits. Well, I said, darling,
dry them tears. Have no fear, because the tender,
kind lover is here, and I'm staking a claim
on all parts of your game. I'm vowing to have
no peer. Well, she looked at me
like a slave set free and said, "I'll be
your woman." And when I left with her,
her man did not stir. Yeah. I knew I had me one. That sh*t really
got me through, bro. Helped me hang
in there, you know, and do my time. Mike: And then
when we got out, and he had Maxine pregnant
with precious, he asked me
to be the godfather. Me--nobody but me. Nah, man.
F*** that noise, man. Ain't no way that
he would rat us out. That's my
motherfucking man. Mike: Too much time,
too much crime. You know what I'm saying? Mike: Torch, you ok? Billy. Come on.
Wake up, bro. Yo, Mike. I got something sweet, man. And the itsy bitsy
spider climbed up
the spout again somebody's not
singing here. Who's not
singing here? Who's not
singing here? Mommy. What's the matter,
mommy? Sing with us. Yeah, mommy. What time does
a Chinese guy go to the dentist? Look out now. 2:30. Ok. "Tooth hurty,"
you f***ing--aah! Oh, no. It's tooth hurty. Aah. Come on, come on. Why do white people go to black people's
garage sales? I don't know.
Why? To get
their stuff back. Ha ha ha! Why did the black guy hit the white guy? Because he
wasn't funny. Pace yourself now,
ruffy, come on. Don't give yourself
a heart attack. Be in control
of your emotions. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. No one's home. Just one more time, break it down
for me, man. Make me understand. Ok? Ok. Like I say,
we got to the stuyvesant
hotel around 3:
00, cased the joint,like me and you used to do
back in the day when we flim-flammed all
them wall street types. Tony: I hear you. Now, we were
supposed to meet, like around 4:00. Around about 3:30,
these 3 chulitos show up I never
seen before, man-- real young cats. Really young--couldn't
have been no more than what, 19, 20
years old at the most? Yeah. Had on them
baggy clothes, f***ing cornbred hair-- they were straight up
stickup kids. Mike: They was
babies, man. Tony, I mean,
they were riding in an elevator
with 4 kilos of heroin and looked like
they was still on their mama's titty,
ni me pregunte. So, we get to
the eighth floor. I break left.
They break right. I can feel them
clocking me, right, but I never look back. No, no, no.
I just keep walking like I'm going
towards my room, and what happened? Ping ping. My 20/20 goes off,
right? Tells me exactly
what room they go to, right? F***ing guy got eyes in the back
of his head, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ping ping. So check it: I just ease
down the hall. I couldn't believe
that Manny would send such young, dumb
motherfuckers to deal
with all this weight, but I figure, ok, it makes the job
easier, right? I knock on the door.
They let me in. They frisk me. They ask me
who I got with me, that type of sh*t. I see they're getting
a little nervous. So what do I do? Try to chill them out
a little bit. You know, try to make a little
light conversation. Chill them out, tell them how
professional they are. You know, how Manny's
a stand-up guy, he's always bringing
up new talent, it's always a pleasure
doing business with him and his people, blahsy, blahsy, blahsy,
blip, blip, blip, bullshit, bullshit,
bullshit. Carlito?
Chill, papi. Mike: They seemed
to chill out after that. So, torch knocks
on the door. The kid lets him in
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