Once Upon a Time in Mumbai Dobaara! Page #3

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Look at this, even this is a

Prem Chopra inspired suit...

we even have to get

this one delivered.

l could take it off your hands...

Certainly not... what do you mean

you can take it off my hands...

how can l give this one away.

Do you know who this is for...

he is a regular here.

ln fact we sew his clothes keeping

Prem Chopra's posters as a reference...

prior to film's release.

Then get another one made for him.

Excuse me!

Look, we are supposed

to deliver this today.

Today itself?

lnside, Rawal is probably

playing dress up.

Just keep the car running.

You never step out of home...

with the fear of being spotted.

You are dressing up as though

you are getting ready for a party.

My deeds may be filthy...

but l also have a filthy obsession

with neatness.

You had promised to show me the

world and treat me like a queen...

l have been stuck under

this roof for 15 days!

Shohaib is on my trail

and you keep nagging me...

wait for the matters

to cool down...

you will soon witness my heat.

You feeling hot Rawal...

Time to cool down.

Rawal?

Bastard! you aren't worthy of

shooting darts... let alone bullets.

Profanity can be tolerated...

but how dare you slap me.

But what you did deserves slaps...

not claps.

Boss, l almost had him...

Like balls, you almost had him!

l had sent you to

hunt the crocodile...

not start a wild

life adventure show.

Can you hear the laughter...

can you hear it ring in your ears?

That's the city laughing at us...

mocking my right to rule it.

Remember...

when your foes escape your grasp...

the world emasculates you.

Boss, Rawal might

have broken free...

but not without a broken heart.

What do you plan to do?

Kill him in bits and parts?

And anyway, not like Mona

was the Juliet to Rawal's Romeo.

Javed, love is a lot like

housemaids these days...

it comes by... does it's work,

and leaves.

So true, boss...

people in love are

like cars without brakes.

Make sure you lock my

tyre if it ever happens to me.

That shall not be needed Aslam...

the one who hungers for love...

has no hunger for food.

You wimp, coward, weakling...

aren't you ashamed of attempting

to commit suicide?

Come on, step down from there,

step down.

Hey, what makes you think

l am trying to commit suicide?

You were certainly not trying

to count fish, come on down.

Listen girl, my name is Shohaib.

So? lt isn't that bad a name...

change it if you dislike it...

why kill yourself?

Looks like the Lord blessed

you with goods only neck down.

That's no way to talk to a lady!

Talking to women is a waste

of time. lt's not in my nature.

No wonder you are alone.

As are you.

l am new to this city...

l don't know anyone,

hence, l am alone.

l am known to this city...

everyone knows me,

yet, l am alone.

Why do you always speak

such twisted things?

Even saints don't walk

in straight lines these days...

l, on the other hand...

am Satan.

You won't try to commit

suicide again, right?

You don't know me...

l am very powerful.

The world shivers at my name.

l get it.

You are extremely powerful and

hence people are afraid of you...

no wonder you are on your own.

lf l wanted to, l could grab you right

here and drown you in the deep sea.

No one will bother to investigate

your disappearance.

Why are you talking

to me like this?

To begin with, l am trying

to save your life...

Why on earth do you think

l want to end my life...

But l stopped you, didn't l?

That proves l am nice.

And yet, you are being

so uncouth to me...

Mr. Shohaib, nevermind your name,

change your identity.

Boss, what was she saying?

Want me to get her?

For the first time someone's

wishing a virtue upon me...

let us not sin.

Let her be...

anyway, people like me hardly

come across good people.

When a girl weeps, reasons

are multiple.

But when a guy weeps,

the reason is always a girl.

Fie on Shaheen's father.

The old man

isn't letting her meet me.

And she won't let me touch him.

Says she'll leave me

if l hurt him.

This old guy is my bete noir.

We are both very sad.

Our friendship is

like a tyre and its tube.

lf you get deflated,

l end up collapsing.

He is you father in law to be...

you can't fight him...

but l can.

What do you mean?

Father does not let me

step foot out of home...

thank goodness

he let you come here.

Or else,

l'd have died of loneliness.

And anyway, l will die or elope but...

l won't be able to survive without Dedh Taang.

Maybe you should change

his name before pining for him.

Or your wedding card would read,

Shaheen and Dedh Taang.

The soldier has arrived

on your frontier

He keenly focuses on his target.

The soldier has arrived

on your frontier

He keenly focuses on his target.

Oh Taiyab... Tell me...

Tell me how how how

Taiyab Tell me... Tell me how how

Your daughter is as beautiful as

the taj mahal, And we are awestruck

Your daughter is as beautiful as

the taj mahal, And we are awestruck

Why don't you

let Salma be a bride?

Tayab Ali the enemy of love,

shame upon you

my best friends enemy

, shame upon you

Tayab Ali the enemy of love,

shame upon you

my best friends enemy

shame upon you

The girl and boy are ready

But the priest objects

He is so stubborn

He breaks their heart

Why don't you

let Salma be a bride?

Tayab Ali the enemy of love,

shame upon you

my best friends enemy

shame upon you

Tayab Ali the enemy of love,

shame upon you

my best friends enemy

shame upon you

You are an old player

But we are the new

Between the generation gap

are stuck our views

Your days are numbered

So why are you

jealous of the young?

Well l know your little secret

Once revealed you are in trouble

Once revealed you are in trouble

Once revealed you are in trouble

Why don't you

let Salma be a bride?

Tayab Ali the enemy of love,

shame upon you

my best friends enemy

shame upon you

Oh my eyes are

desperate for a glimpse

My desires are on fire

Let your beautiful

daughter come to my parlor

My youthful days are flying by

Trying to woo your daughter

let the couple now become a family

At least now Let two hearts meet

At least now Let two hearts meet

At least now Let two hearts meet

Why don't you

let Salma be a bride?

Tayab Ali the enemy of love,

shame upon you

my best friends enemy

shame upon you

You are quite theatrical!

What with all the

singing and dancing.

Well, l have always been so.

Even as a kid,

l'd dress up in costumes.

These two are killing me.

You should be ashamed.

Hey Dedh Taang, do you plan on

compressing my car to half its size?

What is it that you were saying?

l wasn't saying, l was asking...

what do you do?

l slit pockets...

and l slit necks...

Are you a goon?

l am a tailor.

That's okay...

l am very scared of gangsters...

you know in Kashmir, where l come

from, there isn't a single one.

You are going to get

someone screwed someday.

You are quite a top class hottie.

But, half-witted.

You can speak English?

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