Once Upon a Time in Mumbai Dobaara! Page #4

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Oh indeed. Fluently.

Will you teach me?

You will need two lives to learn...

l have only one.

Help me out, please.

Alright.

Pay attention...

to all that l mention.

''A'' for...

A... B...

C... D, l know the alphabets.

Just want to be able

to introduce myself.

l was born in Kashmir...

how would you say this?

That's all? That's a cakewalk...

'l came out of

my mother in Kashmir'

ln Kashmir...

my father used to

work for a newspaper.

My father working for paper.

For paper...

l have two sister...?

l two sisters.

Sisters.

l have studied till the

11th class... what do you say...

inter...

lntercourse.

Oh yes... perhaps that.

That's right.

But l couldn't complete

the intercourse...

l really did want to...

but l couldn't.

l left intercourse in between...

heart and body wanted intercourse...

conditions apply.

Conditions apply...

maybe that's why my English

is so weak.

l don't know English medium intercourse...

only Hindi medium intercourse.

One more.

The Lord has blessed

us with a long life...

why do you want to know everything

in a day itself.

This is enough for today,

rest, tomorrow.

Alright. Thank you.

This is Bombay.

Out here the slang is,

l thank you, now, get going.

l thank you, now, get going.

No big.

What?

lf someone thanks you,

you say, no big.

No big.

Dude, Shaheen and l don't meet to talk...

what were you ranting on about.

What could l do,

you were totalling my car,

and that girl.

Who... Jasmine?

She is pretty good man...

inexpensive,

nice looking and durable.

l don't know about durable...

she has studied till the 11th,

and yet l had to teach her,

That 11th is called

intercourse in English.

What?

Dude, do you even know

what intercourse means?

Yeah...education

till the 11th class.

That's called intermediate,

not intercourse.

lntercourse means sex.

What?

Yes, sex.

Man, she was fumbling with words...

l suffixed inter with course

and told her it was intercourse.

Way to go, my man!

You taught her sex in the

first meeting, itself.

lf she ends up telling people

that she's studied intercourse.

Let's go, mother.

My jaw is aching

from faking a smile...

yet no one is even

throwing me a glance.

Don't be crazy...

you are soon going

to be a big heroine...

get used to these parties.

Hello.

How are you?

ery well... and you?

Doing very well.

You are looking great, child.

ery nice.

Yes ma'am...

Not you... you,

come here.

You look great!!

You look no better.

Let me tell you one thing...

get rid of your dark shades,

it's night time...

people will snigger at you.

People don't laugh

at me behind my back....

who'd dare to do so

to my face and invite their death?

Just my luck!

Wonder why l keep bumping into you.

Those who are about to have a bright

luck, usually come to my notice.

l am quite wary

of this brightness...

the whole of Kashmir does not have

as many boats...

as this party does, people.

Forget about the boatmen...

come lets find a corner.

Hey what kind

of girl do you take me for?

l too, have done intercourse.

lntercourse?

lntercourse.

Hey!

Sorry.

Looks are deceptive...

l topped intercourse.

Had Mr.DK not called me here

to become an actress...

l would have gone

way beyond intercourse.

You are DK's new find?

Yes.

Mr. DK was right...

The previous one was a floosy and this

one could force prayers out of Satan.

Usually l get quite flattered

when people praise me...

but with you l am unsure.

Look lady, l have seen more moonlit

nights that you can count...

don't cross my path again.

Hey, you seem offended...

please don't go...

if you leave,

l will be completely alone here.

Come on then, come with me.

Back inside, l was feeling like l was

marooned at some unknown place...

everyone seemed like a stranger.

l am not a stranger anymore...

that itself is enough...

and anyway, apart from the sea,

Bombay is known for Shohaib.

Back inside, there are so many big stars...

and here, the sky seems devoid of all stars.

You want to gaze at stars?

Just say it and

l will show them to you,

to many, l have shown

stars during the day...

l can certainly show

you stars at night.

ls there such a place?

Let's go there.

We needn't go anywhere..

l just have to make a call.

Hundreds will clamour

to paint the skies for you.

How come?

l will order a power

cut in the city...

then it will be

easy to spot stars...

keep counting them

for as long as you like.

You plan on robbing the light

from other people's home for me?

No thanks...

l don't wish to see the stars.

So what do you wish for?

Say the word and you shall have it.

Are you my father?

You speak as though, you have taken me

piggyback and brought me to a carnival.

What do you want, say it,

l will get it for you.

To begin with,

l am quite stressed out...

l came all the way to be

an actress, but l am scared now.

l am a nonentity around these

bigwigs... what's my identity?

Come with me.

Where?

You wish you see stars, don't you?

Come l will turn you into one.

What's the matter?

You seem pretty nervous.

Not at all.

l am just not used to speaking

without a script. Hence...

Save your energy.

As it is, best actress award

is going to be mine.

l am going to hand it over.

And the award for this year's

most beautiful face goes to...

Ms. Jasmine...

Jasmine Sheikh.

The most beautiful face

of tonight's night.

These awards last

just for one year...

but blessings stay with

you forever... and hence...

l would like to entreat you

all to pray for me.

And yes,

l thank you, now, get going.

There are two kinds of men

in this world.

Ones that desert you

at every chance...

and ones that look

for chances to be there for you.

The ones that let go of chances

are not real men...

but today l shall drop you home.

l keep making room for chances,

come on, sit.

Tonight, l realized that you

are no ordinary man.

Ordinary men are like fruits...

people extract them,

or chop them...

or even eat them up.

Even your talks are quite profound.

Don't judge me by my looks...

they say my brain is worthy

of being kept in a museum.

Alright...

what does your father do?

Poor guy was a cop.

And you?

A thief.

As a kid my dad

and l would play the game chase,

You are bound to win that game.

And why is that?

You roam around wearing

these dark shades...

no one can tell

what lies in your heart.

ery aptly observed.

Take those shades offjust once...

l will be the cop then,

and you the theif,

and then we can see who wins.

Take it off... what happened,

are you afraid?

These eyes are like

avenues of peril...

on one side you have an abyss

and on the other, a steep hill...

try not to fall.

You do look decent without them...

quiet and docile...

why are you so fond

of looking like a ruffian?

You know what your eyes say?

What?

That you have never been in love...

but in doubt several times.

ln doubt?

Yes. Doubt about whether

anyone's made for you or not...

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