One Wild Oat Page #2

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mind.

Oh Oh is it hump it Belfort speaking I'm

creeped out for the Proudfoot pound foot

on Proudfoot so this it was I just want

to tell you that I think you're a

bounder sir

oh you do do you only a scoundrel would

keep a young girl out to pasture hook

talk in the mummy

aye you certainly did you took it to the

neck it's no doubting better sir you're

nothing but a loose-fish I'll dip Atene

and a very nasty chip of a

double-dealing old doc Oh Oh steady

steady

no don't bother

no please please don't bother that boy

sounded very rude it wasn't the boy I

got the father he's coming down here to

see me

and I better wait until he arrives so no

no no Caroline oh I'd rather you didn't

hear what he has to say that sort of man

you was his word you wouldn't even

understand it will matter if I stay oh

no perhaps you better wait in the hall

and be ready to fetch a policeman

an awful bad temper gonna fight me

don't get him see your wig wig wig I had

it a moment ago

ratchet where did I put the wretched

thing spit ow thank you be happy

well well into the small world yes.

Eddie you like a cup of tea used to

guilty I'd hate it

well don't be disgusting all right just

thought it might make you feel more at

home at home here the smallest bed in

the building no you're being insulting

I'm sorry I didn't mean to be won't you

sit down just for a moment why just for

a moment am I not welcome here goodness

sake I hope I'm not keeping you up no no

no as a matter of fact I'm not that

anxious to have a chat with you indeed

the anxiety seems to have turned your

toupee white oh I'm sorry I

I was only trying it on yeah you were

trying on something on your telephone

weren't you uh would you care to dance a

beer if I can find one are you trying to

weed me no no no no certainly not

it's just that I think it's time we bury

tachat that's why your telephone and

call me disgusting chip of a nasty old

block I wasn't aware that I was

addressing you Madame ops were intended

for your son.

Oh oh it's different that makes me feel

much more friendly hi dad

it won't the fact that I've reluctantly

agreed for Fred to marry your daughter

over my dead body

that's an excellent suggestion well

Betty you with a hatchet it'll save my

son having a sabbatarian Pekinese for

the father-in-law you're trying to

settle the wrong horse guilty I've kept

a young fellow named Gregory cross all

up my sleeve for over two years and I'm

not gonna let him down no listen.

Proudfoot

a table for table putting pound foot so

does he tours all the way property mind

if I go yeah big toe it's shorter if my

son is stupid enough to want to marry

your daughter you're gonna marry her and

nothing you can say or do will stop him

well that's where you make a blue mouth

or what

a blue mouth you're going back a bit

aren't you on the contrary I'm looking I

paid it so happens the chili is underage

and any question about marriage requires

my permission in writing and you're not

gonna give it not for all the tea in

China there and after I've been so

charming I've even brought your bag of

luxuries Oh what sort of luxuries Eames

twelve eautiful new-laid eggs and now I

don't know what to do with them

what'd you say nothing what you thought

something didn't you no no not exactly

would you like to hold them for a moment

no I would not

you ungrateful little humbug and I bring

you a gift you take it unlike it's a

little silly now I don't want to take

any unfair advantage big toe so I'm

going to ask you quite nicely and simply

are you going to let those two kids find

their happiness in their own way where

are you going to be an interfering old

nuisance and make them both you're

terribly sad and unhappy

you better narrow escape yes thank you

thank you very much and now I'll bid you

goodnight goodnight no hard feelings

no no not at all sure quite quick that's

a stout

night-night

they are dear

and then the stadium season my child

again I'd love to I've enjoyed myself

good

Debbie Tehran Fred go down the tenth

series you can tell better getting a

rubdown no stimulants what did you say

nothing that but I'm gonna be off the

new net chumby long bob yeah Manny what

you down here guess what wrong oh oh yes.

I want to cry don't be silly

few moments you won't destroy it gently.

Fred if ever I do try and catch it will

you come on

thank you

I do we had a little flap like this it's

so much cozier than ours

are you sure mr. Gillie worth mind

you're calling on us My dear he couldn't

care less I mean he'd be delighted it is

such a pity our two husbands can't grow

to like each other

mr. Proudfoot such a sweet little man I

hate Alfred making that rude noise

whenever he sees him Oh mommy here

spreadin oh hello dear maid you're very

welcome but it did to what my husband

would say come and sit down

mummy okay Oh cherry I don't like that

deep color of your nails it doesn't suit

you my dear you look quite excited has

fed been behaving himself of course

haha don't take it for granted he's much

too like his father sometimes darling

haven't had any tea no tell Annie would

you dear

yeah okay go bye mr. Dubey goodbye dear

goodbye mommy goodbye dear

goodbye

she's coming back isn't she okay I don't

know what she's saying goodbye for we've

been shopping friend isn't it saucy

hangers mother you can't well that can't

I you try and stop me there how do you

think of it.

Oh Lydia it's smart but b*tch off the G

key it doesn't make me look a fast woman

I think that's about meeting oh how

exciting

you know I remember years ago a certain

young man got quite the wrong impression

about me simply because of the Hat I was

wearing he was most insistent about it

too it was terribly embarrassing what

did father say don't be silly dear was

your father he was a devil for the

ladies he still would be if I didn't

watch him I must tell you my dear I once

found the name Queenie in his diary I

was furious and you know what it turned

out to be the name of one of his gray

hairs oh you see all his dogs have girl

names I don't know why hmm

oh just coincidence mother yes I suppose

so.

Coinciding with what I wouldn't know

that oh that can't you number it does

something to me you know I'm sure I

could make a great stage comeback if

only my husband would let me put up the

money it must be you who makes me sing

who makes the members in light spring

who's giving me ideas I haven't had in

years

good morning so was there something wait

a minute.

Oh.

What is the meaning of this

Caroline what are these people doing

here can you be so rude I asked mrs.

Killaby to take a cup of tea with me

indeed and that's taking a cup of tea

with you

necessitate our indulging enough in an

exotic dance to inviting music behind my

back and against my wishes you've got

differently invite this this disrupting

influence into my own home really mr.

Plow hood I think you're behaving

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