One Wild Oat Page #7

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ballet dancer

suddenly perhaps because she was in love

with me Audrey surrendered herself to

the vilest abandoned

it was saying that I noticed that she

had not these that's no good if we can't

go wandering about listening for things

like that can't think of anything else

only that's used to react rather

strangely whenever I sang to her yeah

well that's just ordinary nausea what do

you sing and when I tell them how

beautiful you are

who but I couldn't stand there now

there's nothing for it I left the hole

during conversation while you

investigate her knees absolutely out of

the question if you'll just sit beside

her on the city I won't sit beside her

anywhere

well aren't you glad to introduce me

alright think about this uh this is mr.

Sampson yes that's right mr. Sampson

he's my financial adviser

yes that's like my financial adviser

it's a foul put it register does my bank

you see he pays in and I pay out

sometimes it's quite touch-and-go

have you got the money yes yes all you

might it'll purse what are you keeping

your hat on for ah that's an old coots

custom I believe I've seen your face

before oh don't say it like that I was

hanging on the wall somewhere let's sit

down yeah we it'd be nice and comfy how

is it you all right miss couple Carmel.

ROG it's a bit of a squash isn't it.

Pixies oh I'm sorry just as typically

and wait the mani ah here we are just a

taster ready money's elusive you know my

vaults are full of nothing but post-war

credits all right yes of course I am

you said something comical made me laugh

oh if it was I thought you're gonna take

off do you know something I believe

you're a funny man yeah I find you

amusing as well to me you're just a

little miss workers playtime are you

gonna give me the rest of the cash I'm

not altogether satisfied miss cuttle if

our son really does exist why was his

birth not registered at Somerset House

did you look in your favorite book

what book this secret bulk

the out of wedlock registrations are

kept in a special department you know

you have to get special permission to

look at those records did you get

special permission no miss cuttle I'll

give you a hundred pounds to let me look

at your knees what do you take me for us

well fifty pounds for people in a minute

and Mark is going to be the explanation

this time oh they were practicing the

Charleston I don't want any Felicia

marks from you if you'll excuse me y'all

go no just my dress it's no thanks to

you I'll still got one on Humphrey I'm

going to fix the police hello Caroline

oh it's no use trying to hide it any

longer that woman you saw just now is a

piece of my power set for long long

before I met you a forgotten page in the

book of my life on which I wrote

farewell to happiness now tell her about

the PostScript yes heaven and earth

forgive me she says I'm the father of

her child how old is the baby

twenty-five has she any proof which are

the father not unless she has not please

oh I didn't you knows you're talking

about I shall speak to this woman myself

oh no Caroline don't annoy her oh oh

kill me this is just the whole thing

leave him to it let's go down have a

drink no no no I'm gonna stay here and

see through to the bitter end

all right ed I'm by myself we didn't

make it a celebration just for five

quick friends we go back and see how

they're getting on

where the heck have you been I've been

shopping this happens to be real mink I

don't kid you to play the fool with me

I'll forgive me

I've spent 2,000148 pounds and what's

more I ran it Silas ate Broomfield he's

going to revive the maid of the

mountains and spermy what is one of the

mountain an actress but Jenny's mother

in law not as long as I live.

Oh lady don't go back to the stage if

your son say don't go back to the stage.

Victor

let's back up and go away somewhere do

you mean another honeymoon all right

it'll keep you away from the greasepaint

oh my don't pack my things

I might have a nervous breakdown or

something.

Oh yogi what I'm not staying here to be

cross-examined I'll give it to the

people who know what we peace if one

whisper which is no temple I'm doing

then tell me to keep silent oh oh excuse

me I went back to Somerset I also made a

much more important discovery look miss.

Walter a couple who used to live it

obviously passed away 20 years ago Oh

heaven be praised

I mean poor soul I'm sorry then this

woman is an imposter and there isn't

anybody know oh dear I better tell the

truth you certainly had while I'm Emily

peeps the sister of your divorce case

investigator

I taught him yes it was him that put me

up to it what are you talk too much

about Miss Audrey comedy conduces the

temptation so he brought me up at all

particulars and sent you know that

certificate

oh what a merciful release much better

send for the police

no no no Russell no take her along to

the office and check that story with our

brother I've seen them both a table

really f*** it's a fasting upstairs

again and this yes with shoulder square

and chins high

I'm willing to forget all about it

Humphrey after all the the real orgy was

many years ago and before we were

married but I feel so worried about

chilly she'll be all right here why when

I was a young girl pete's sake lid don't

going to that look Kelly darling our

layer six to four she's all right Oh as

it was urgent I read it sir

Caroline listen to this we are catching

the 2:
30 train from Waterloo when hope

you will forgive us we are making four.

Souls play because in the book you gave

me for Christmas

ancient religions and rights it says

that if a boy and a girl walk three

times at sunset in the hay

look you oh hell look you've done you've

broken it whole thing upon don't keep

tracing older baton you done enough

damage already

hey I see what happens we press this one

oh don't press that we've got to see the

frame or something but I don't half an

hour my Sweden of being Salisbury what's

the matter don't go to Stonehenge I

would hate it sweaty right then we go

back we can sort of that.

Oh Caroline Oh

calamity

that's for being a darling I didn't

really want to go to Stonehenge um okay

persuading any sort of wedding or do

me.

Shitty oh my darling you've come through

country she's come home cherry jelly

before I you do the Welcome I long to

give you tell me one thing are you a

druid no daddy not yet oh please baby oh

my baby

comfy but heavy sake sign that form what

form Oh what I I haven't got a page will

make a mark or anything only do

something now well I

oh thank you thank you very much it was

considerate.

I doubt it anything wrong

not a thing I just wanted to see you the

weather people in Trenton I'm saying

you think the other people in Paris were

no we're just man well how could the

other they're still on their way from

church now I was just wondering which of

our fathers will dominate the earth yes

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