One Wild Oat Page #6

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sit down yeah I'm free oh do me get up

at home you'll find a chair quite comfy

well that'd be all sir sir a peach site.

Charles what are you staring it I beg

your pardon miss miss madam that's

better I don't know what's the matter

with Charlie I do hope he hasn't been

taking my Benzedrine

well now who's busy mother were you

after all it's your turn all very well

do let's get it over I never touched a

pencil and you in the Civil Service will

you have a little top I use the web with

the greatest respect

pixi does your wife know about us yes

no that is I'm not at all certain thank

you ducky foxy little fellow isn't it of

course my dear I've known about it for

years

well what you gonna do about it after

all I've got Willa to think of would you

consider it divorce

no no never younggu no we couldn't do

that you see I've already condoned

hamsters let's add locks but you haven't

give me the sugar duck here what are you

doing

you seem to be enjoying this fix it I've

told you never to snap it me go and sit

down with RJ oh oh you were a very

dominating woman aren't you

I bet you wear the trousers on and off

dear off and on this is perfect don't

you think I'm entitled to a substantial

sum of money well how much do you

suggest well I'll settle the whole thing

for two hundred pounds are you are you

willing to put that in writing or Drake

yes certainly.

Oh spend it but I I'll give you the

money tomorrow morning oh very well but

in the meantime perhaps you'll let me

have that birth certificate back no no

no I'm holding on to that if you don't

object

I'll do it get object most strongly

listen I'm your wife but I still love

you Piru struggling that woman I don't

know how long have you known her for

years I mean I just met her what is her

name

right again I can't forget I know I'm

free just put yourself in my place for a

moment leave for the office suddenly I

find you back at that studying a law

book and making notes about children who

no legal parents I was only interested

why I don't know oh you must know by

unfair what do you expect me to think

what happens off you go to the office

for a second time then I find you in the

gilded bed rolling on the floor with.

Humphrey who was that woman who rushing

Humphrey Humphrey who was that woman

I'm saying who was that woman

emori

right Charles Charles I must see mr.

Gilby we're all funny for you sir it's

really urgent thank you you're welcome

you won't have to wait this is go be

with you oh no sir mrs. Gill be sleeping

in one of the spare rooms what's all the

trouble what's going on what is it

oh you is it hope you've no idea what

I've been through my wife's been

cross-examining me ever since you found

your little Audrey hey how did you know

ha ha ha you make me laugh

you're only a beginner the game can

never drink did you have trouble with

your wife nothing the trouble I had with

a man on a matter of I have a drink oh

no not for me it's too late I mean it's

too early or make your mind up what is

the time 2:
25 a.m. plus three minutes

precisely are in the gray you already

know something no it's not for me

come on come on dear you good no

definitely no you know order to keep the

cold out no we're practically out of

rooms

just one more the swinging doors I don't

find the fight when you when you add

some soda please oh yeah what's the time

now I couldn't care less you'll doubt it.

I want to tell you something well I

believe I like you thank you very much

so I can you something - yes please

I like you

and don't forget muscle the number of

that birth certificate is lb four seven

six five five eight we got that yes I've

got it mr. power foot but it'll mean

leaving the office empty for some

considerable time

well what about mrs. Gorman anywhere

else are our beetle off to Somerset.

House of watts off you go then

and win me as soon as you have any news

oh hello Jerry daddy are you all right.

Oh splendid thank you dear what's mommy

doing leaving what she's packing her bag

she's going to stay down she journey Oh

impossible why Jenni's husband is a

mission ray he's going to Hollywood in

October mommy fish might go with him Oh

daddy please tell me what's been

happening the contest I leave you like

this I can only ask you both to trust me

hello sweetie I've looked up a train we

can catch shouldn't you be at the office.

Hey yes it's nearly eleven o'clock

I'm mrs. Gorman stripping cap case at

10:
30 I couldn't until tomorrow we are

serious I suppose so

it's been ripping for over two years

what have you got there formulary 279

for I think we'd better have your

consent in writing before you change

your mind.

Oh buddy well it's new you spread birth

parents had to sign that form mother

absolutely refuses until daddy puts his

cards on the table Jenny I thought I

told you not to come to this yes mummy

are you going to sign your consent or

not I did I knew whether your father's

more alive croak has been influenced

Spanish to give me I am NOT that uses no

alternative not at all hey J don't

appeal for legal permission don't do

that I beg you

this is all your fault hunter powerful

if anything else the cherry I shall

never forgive you I shall leave you oh

the agony of mind and soul I'm nothing

but a psychological arm Sally what's the

matter what's the trouble

my wife's freaking TV cellies kicked

over the traces Audrey scoring here at

anymore what did I I haven't got out 200

pounds oh go and kick it oh come on come

on don't stand like a big baby

go and get it this will shake the bank

99 200 good right are we ready for.

Audrey here but Gibby what's gonna

happen if your wife walks in I'm happy

to advise you she isn't here Charles and

I have searched the fat and she's

missing

well aren't you gonna look for her not

unlikely but she may have flung herself

into the Thames sure do you automaking

parties to go to that but you turns over

the Thames is off the French coast by

now have you got with his birth

certificate yes yes yes here it is sure

how do we know there's in the phone Nick

that's just the point we don't but just

to make sure I feel young trust all this

morning gave me the full particulars of

the entry and asked him to check it at.

Somerset House huh this maybe you know

hello hello yes yes yes Russell mr.

brown foot speaking.

Oh splendid fellow it was and it wasn't

all three hearty Cheers

it did and it didn't Oh Bravo yes yes -

no no don't.

Oh magnificent frost on fossil heaven

patient my boy

goodbye heard some silly conversations

give me the bad Vaudrey cattles child

has not been registered at Somerset.

House amici the phony I'm not sure but

she may be oh if only she is we must

investigate your Audrey can you remember

anything distinctive about her

I mean before she went to seed yes one

evening in the village all adopts Li we

attended a rebel Audrey was too bad she

stood out from all the others like a

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