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One Wild Oat Page #5
- Year:
- 1951
- 77 min
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what yeah she's calling you this
afternoon.
Oh gypsies going to tell your fortune or
you craft a cunning cared you arranged
all this every single move of it then
let me tell you something I won't give
my consent I'll fight you to the nail
pressure I may give way too but that
will never it'll get into the paper you
know imagine the headline gypsy jilted
or passion in the post-ops ooh I'd
better join the Foreign Legion
alternatively you can make two young
people happy hang it man they only want
to marry who should be the first to
smile at that word oh very well
you give your consent I've no
alternatives blended on one condition
that you help me to eliminate Audrey oh
that's easier no to deal with her.
Proudfoot don't just like me because I'm
in the Greyhound business I'm giving it
up oh thank heaven are you really I'm
gonna be a bookmaker
there's a mr. Sampson to see you see
Samson Samson Samson Gloria's husband
see what don't need him in term I'm out
he's already insisting Jim is it
what contender we private cliff you're
wishing oh no no no we don't in rough
stuff all right I'll see him in a minute
this needs diplomacy now does he look at
you
you sure have to get better without
these yes that's better but Samson won't
believe I'm you why shouldn't he never
you
mr. Sampson sir
you are mr. ghibli yes yes I suppose so
oh won't you sit down now sir hi in the
main of the world and we have give me
very good proof that you are
I take
you to a fall in love with my wife
well floor there's a very charming woman
but I'm not as young as I used to be
ain't she thinking of nothing but
dancing dancing sometime I don't know if
I'm jitterbugging or can't fight oh sit
it's the given a Jew lover you can live
there it'll be matter of a quick divorce
can't we come to some little arrangement
over my dead body
who are you if you must know I am.
Gregory Russel KCMG er PMPA ye legal
adviser to mr. Gilby a very great friend
of all the divorce court judges no no
you can't do this
give me his parents surprise that by
willingness to undertake so trivial a
case I would like to inform him that I
am learning myself for the sake of his
wife fight him apart um from Nikhil
unzip seorim say trainer Sarah
we-we've john henry samson on behalf of
my client alfred Cornelius Gill Bay from.
Iceland henceforth referred to as mr. X
I feel it my duty to inform you that I
have overheard every word was passed
between you hey I have the right to
object to his philandering with my wife
objection overruled
you have been condoning conspiring and
contenting not only have you created a
nuisance you have blatantly attempted to
hawk your conjugal rights in brief you
have completely nullified your
affidavits and I intend to take action
against you for an infringement of the
laws governing innocent misconduct have
no official saw him for something please
yeah horses because he runners and
riders at Epsom ah
sheep stealing writing on walls ringing
but I'm here ah accessory to breach a
domestic copyright fifteen years
no no no quiet you little head of a
light don't jump sh*t down your back in
a moment mr. Prosser if a thousand pound
would help I think I catch that I mean
if two thousand pound did we try again
no no no you've done enough already
mr. Samson if out of misguided respect
your ancient lights I agree not to press
discharge do you solemnly undertake to
leave mr. Gilby ex post effect oh yeah
and it all matters appertaining to your
wife you will behave modo prescriptive
in mystics in Athens with no change.
Exodus you go thank you may I go now you
may
good babe what have you done made eleven
turns den play of tanks all monstrous
I'll probably put my spectacles please
thank you what's gonna happen if Samsung
makes inquiries fossil may get six years
everything's working out splendidly or
meat or dairy cattle is faulty
well sharing the sitting-room Charles
very good to Dubi Dubi you've got to
help me if you swear on your oath you'll
never revoke your consent to the
marriage I swear it I do what I can
wait wait wait perhaps perhaps I'd
better see it alone first she might
forgive me if I wheedle her alright
don't you start anything if she starts
to get difficult you give me a shot
please
oh I'm cool to see mr. Gilby when you
tell him I'm here please
surely surely you're not weak at all I
certainly a.m. who are you I'm humphrey.
Proudfoot
oh well ridiculous you can't they even
well I should know oh you had changed
well sir of you you're sure you're not
your mother
pixee don't be on car this just isn't
true I I remember you was something
something quite different
really 25 years ago oh yes yes of course
aren't you going to ask me to sit down
oh yes yes I think about night I was
thinking of something else
oh don't start that all over again
please have you still got your popsicle
no no no I gave that away some time ago
the chain broke
oh how you you still have freewheeling
dangerously didn't you oh that was just
the bravado of you hye-young how the
years slip by after 40 yeah you haven't
got much hair left have you was that
true worrying about me yes yes I did
worry quite a bit yes I can see it no no
you can't I pulled it down aren't you
gonna kiss me Oh steady Audrey I I met
it now you know my wife would never
forgive me Oh what's he got to do with
her I bet you know because she did takes
a piss chips eh oh very well
just one quickly but do realise it's
gotta last you
if lost your fire it didn't use to be so
stingy oh do stop this hanky-panky
Audrey we have grown up people no yes
think something else is growing up as
well.
Oh what does one say what does one say
well hang it you might at least say
thank you have you a certificate of his
birth yes I have I thought you might
want to see it there it is in black on
white why why did you call him Willy
well that's what I kept whispering from
ourselves when you went away Willy come
back I jolly well think it's time you
oh I'm only too anxious to do all in my
power well how much are you willing to
go to you mean money I do Oh this is
disgraceful what about your behavior
you can't fight fast and loose with a
gun and not expect to pay for it in some
way
I'm sorry pixie but this is most
unsatisfactory I still have to speak to
mrs. Proudfoot don't know a thousand
times no where is she merciful
magistrate what are you up to now did
somebody call me how are you hi mrs.
Bradford - utterly charmed to meet Jo I
found this rather embarrassing Oh
nonsense my dear nonsense as I told
Humphrey when we went to his old school
a murder to delight you to beat any of
his old mr. Says you're a very big woman
aren't you
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