One Wild Oat Page #5

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what yeah she's calling you this

afternoon.

Oh gypsies going to tell your fortune or

you craft a cunning cared you arranged

all this every single move of it then

let me tell you something I won't give

my consent I'll fight you to the nail

pressure I may give way too but that

will never it'll get into the paper you

know imagine the headline gypsy jilted

or passion in the post-ops ooh I'd

better join the Foreign Legion

alternatively you can make two young

people happy hang it man they only want

to marry who should be the first to

smile at that word oh very well

you give your consent I've no

alternatives blended on one condition

that you help me to eliminate Audrey oh

that's easier no to deal with her.

Proudfoot don't just like me because I'm

in the Greyhound business I'm giving it

up oh thank heaven are you really I'm

gonna be a bookmaker

there's a mr. Sampson to see you see

Samson Samson Samson Gloria's husband

see what don't need him in term I'm out

he's already insisting Jim is it

what contender we private cliff you're

wishing oh no no no we don't in rough

stuff all right I'll see him in a minute

this needs diplomacy now does he look at

you

you sure have to get better without

these yes that's better but Samson won't

believe I'm you why shouldn't he never

you

mr. Sampson sir

you are mr. ghibli yes yes I suppose so

oh won't you sit down now sir hi in the

main of the world and we have give me

very good proof that you are

I take

you to a fall in love with my wife

well floor there's a very charming woman

but I'm not as young as I used to be

ain't she thinking of nothing but

dancing dancing sometime I don't know if

I'm jitterbugging or can't fight oh sit

it's the given a Jew lover you can live

there it'll be matter of a quick divorce

can't we come to some little arrangement

over my dead body

who are you if you must know I am.

Gregory Russel KCMG er PMPA ye legal

adviser to mr. Gilby a very great friend

of all the divorce court judges no no

you can't do this

give me his parents surprise that by

willingness to undertake so trivial a

case I would like to inform him that I

am learning myself for the sake of his

wife fight him apart um from Nikhil

unzip seorim say trainer Sarah

we-we've john henry samson on behalf of

my client alfred Cornelius Gill Bay from.

Iceland henceforth referred to as mr. X

I feel it my duty to inform you that I

have overheard every word was passed

between you hey I have the right to

object to his philandering with my wife

objection overruled

you have been condoning conspiring and

contenting not only have you created a

nuisance you have blatantly attempted to

hawk your conjugal rights in brief you

have completely nullified your

affidavits and I intend to take action

against you for an infringement of the

laws governing innocent misconduct have

no official saw him for something please

yeah horses because he runners and

riders at Epsom ah

sheep stealing writing on walls ringing

on doorbells running away

but I'm here ah accessory to breach a

domestic copyright fifteen years

no no no quiet you little head of a

light don't jump sh*t down your back in

a moment mr. Prosser if a thousand pound

would help I think I catch that I mean

if two thousand pound did we try again

no no no you've done enough already

mr. Samson if out of misguided respect

your ancient lights I agree not to press

discharge do you solemnly undertake to

leave mr. Gilby ex post effect oh yeah

and it all matters appertaining to your

wife you will behave modo prescriptive

in mystics in Athens with no change.

Exodus you go thank you may I go now you

may

good babe what have you done made eleven

turns den play of tanks all monstrous

I'll probably put my spectacles please

thank you what's gonna happen if Samsung

makes inquiries fossil may get six years

one about other way anyway

everything's working out splendidly or

meat or dairy cattle is faulty

well sharing the sitting-room Charles

very good to Dubi Dubi you've got to

help me if you swear on your oath you'll

never revoke your consent to the

marriage I swear it I do what I can

wait wait wait perhaps perhaps I'd

better see it alone first she might

forgive me if I wheedle her alright

don't you start anything if she starts

to get difficult you give me a shot

please

oh I'm cool to see mr. Gilby when you

tell him I'm here please

surely surely you're not weak at all I

certainly a.m. who are you I'm humphrey.

Proudfoot

oh well ridiculous you can't they even

well I should know oh you had changed

well sir of you you're sure you're not

your mother

pixee don't be on car this just isn't

true I I remember you was something

something quite different

really 25 years ago oh yes yes of course

aren't you going to ask me to sit down

oh yes yes I think about night I was

thinking of something else

oh don't start that all over again

please have you still got your popsicle

no no no I gave that away some time ago

the chain broke

oh how you you still have freewheeling

down those hills you did live

dangerously didn't you oh that was just

the bravado of you hye-young how the

years slip by after 40 yeah you haven't

got much hair left have you was that

true worrying about me yes yes I did

worry quite a bit yes I can see it no no

you can't I pulled it down aren't you

gonna kiss me Oh steady Audrey I I met

it now you know my wife would never

forgive me Oh what's he got to do with

her I bet you know because she did takes

a piss chips eh oh very well

just one quickly but do realise it's

gotta last you

if lost your fire it didn't use to be so

stingy oh do stop this hanky-panky

Audrey we have grown up people no yes

think something else is growing up as

well.

Oh what does one say what does one say

well hang it you might at least say

thank you have you a certificate of his

birth yes I have I thought you might

want to see it there it is in black on

white why why did you call him Willy

well that's what I kept whispering from

ourselves when you went away Willy come

back I jolly well think it's time you

did something about it

oh I'm only too anxious to do all in my

power well how much are you willing to

go to you mean money I do Oh this is

disgraceful what about your behavior

you can't fight fast and loose with a

gun and not expect to pay for it in some

way

I'm sorry pixie but this is most

unsatisfactory I still have to speak to

mrs. Proudfoot don't know a thousand

times no where is she merciful

magistrate what are you up to now did

somebody call me how are you hi mrs.

Bradford - utterly charmed to meet Jo I

found this rather embarrassing Oh

nonsense my dear nonsense as I told

Humphrey when we went to his old school

a murder to delight you to beat any of

his old mr. Says you're a very big woman

aren't you

ooh small outsized uh ah I believe they

have a 15 oh goody goody goody won't you

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