One Wild Oat Page #4

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what a pity mark you the young lady did

have a beautiful bouncing boy very

shortly afterwards but he liked mr.

Bradford and all he was to do you mean

I'm afraid so sir it's a boy still alive

well as far as I know sir yes and

disorder what's her name you know where

to find her I think so sir

my lost contact and I registered as

promoted to a post office in happen or

would look go and get her at once so

once a month

very good sir if you do this for me I'll

give you 300 quid even if it means

opening at the last second notes very

good sir write it down the kennels yeah

well you're gonna be very proud of your

old daddy why I'm not only gonna make.

Proudfoot give his consent he's going to

beg you to marry cherry are you gonna

manage that ha ha ha

you wait and see oh what a beautiful day

yes this know where I'd like to be right

now know where east boy yeah

so quick

no no no complaining this is Nelson

double six double six yes I want.

Eastbourne double four Oh double for

Kimberly good morning whoo mr. Bisbee

oh hello well listen honey I want you to

do something for me

if my wife turns up today tell her

Gloria was a greyhound gran

oh really Alfred but what about the

registration book oh dear look I tell

you what

just put b*tch in brackets mm-hmm what

hey hey all right

goodbye bye sweet Allah.

Oh Gloria what are you doing here I

don't know who it was but he called it

my fake cross-examine I made it she told

him I had been to Eastbourne well.

Lawrence that you haven't done no but he

does

my maid got scared and told him didn't

you say that our friendship was platonic

I tried to but I couldn't remember that

word hang it I wrote it down for you

he's coming to see you when right now

he was phony for a taxi when I left tell

Nick anaemic Alfred oh they die I hope -

I thought you were nice for I wanted to

go but I persuaded I'm not - who told

you to butt in I've been ignoring sounds

guilty and proceeded to the point on her

way to the station your wife called at

my office said Luke west at the name of

that hotel at Eastbourne

she was in a state of great distress

that moved me deeply I calmed it to the

best of my ability and finally persuaded

her to overlook the hold of that

disgraceful incident on one condition

come on what's the phone little clause

that can be interpreted in five

different ways mrs. goobie now my client

insists that if these four an incident

is overlooked you will solemnly

undertake irrevocably to turn your back

on wine women and song

I don't what you're talking about I

don't like wine I can't sing and as for

women excuse me mr. Gilby I found this

woman wandering about on the top floor

she said she's a very personal friend of

yours is she I've not seen him before in

my life okay Romeo let's have it but now

I'm going to tell everything to my

husband

you once speakable hound for the sake of

decency somebody should shoot you did

you keep one down suddenly not try and

stop me

mrs. GU be realized Brandi Arne sorry

sir we're not open yet another 5 News.

I presumed guilty it is quite

unnecessary for me to advise you that I

will allow an open association between

your son and my daughter oh yes you will

I know something about you what do you

mean

ever heard of a village called opt slip

no never

it's just outside locks bottom isn't it

huh I don't know oh yes you do there was

a post of it ups there wasn't that where

you used to go and fill your fountain

pin as you lead the innocent girl behind

that counter.

Oh monstrous her name was Audrey.

Kotaku and a few months after you cycled

away smilingly twirling your mustache a

little baby boy arrived to look

disgusting like you no no yes oh yes

that's why you're not stop this wedding

big toe you see unless you give your

consent I'll tell all your colleagues in

the temple that you're an illegitimate

father your granny

oh yeah what are you doing yeah I talked

to a countess oh did you dear

what's the matter with you viewers why

to the sheet oh just business what is

the other at all

nothing your ear hello Leah no I'm all

right fight fight all right but I'll

just get along to be honest

mr. Gilby won't be a moment

before thank you not at all mrs. Kirby

isn't anywhere about is she no sir we

don't know where mrs. Gilby is you were

you don't think anything's happened do

you well I asked mr. Gilby there he said

he was no good counting our chickens

before they were hatched Oh Big Joe you

looking very happy

you'll be I've got to speak to you where

is Audrey cuttle my last report

no Katie Jarrett Norwood what to see you.

Ord on earth am I going to do don't keep

talking about doing things you've done

enough already

if my wife finds out I'm finished I am

you ever told her about your adolescent.

Wild Oats no I have not and I'd rather

you didn't express that term in the

plural Audrey was the only oat it exists

for harvest oh why didn't she get in

touch with me she might have known that

I wouldn't shut my duty how how did you

get to hear of it I have my little

contacts oh that she should turn up

after all this time oh how is it going

to end Gilby how is he going to end you

haven't told me how it started yet come

on come on tell daddy it must have been

25 years ago I believe it was on a

Thursday what are you referring to the

day I first met miss cuttle oh we don't

want be your first mentor let's start

way got to know her better she was such

a sweet little note of mr. I used to

call her jib sail well she's so revered

in trees and woods and things she knew

all the names of the birds and the

flowers she could even light a fire

without matches

sir it appears she was born for the

fields in the open air oh they shouldn't

have confined her in a post office I'll

bet he passed away a dollar or so ha ha

ha.

What did she call you I'd rather not say

come on come on no come on what did he

call you pixie

you la pa / oh why did they had that

early closing day why what happened you

take her for a walk

yes did you keep on walking no no we

stopped to gather some primroses I

remember she picked almost twice as many

as I did yes but she had a mind of what

she was doing

oh it was such a lovely day oh hang it

don't blame the weather for it

it did contribute when the Sun is high

in the blood is hot and the bees dance a

happy pan Kengo Nature herself seems to

smile on impulse and I was such a

carefree young rip in those days well

he's in sound too old-fashioned now did

your wife know that bit about the bees.

Fandango no no no I kept all that side

of me hidden from her Oh kill me you

don't know how I've suffered for 25

years I've lived with remorse or to

price to pay for the frailty of one

fleeting moment wouldn't talk like that

another butterfly do you think I should

get in touch with her or just let the

thing life hello Oh phase out of your

control you're getting in touch with you

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