Only You Page #5

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Oh.

Oh, it's sexual soccer. Yeah.

I've heard about this. I like this.

Oh, my God.

Ah-ah, no hands.

15-minute extra penalty.

Oh, God. Yeah?

- Your turn.

- Oh, okay.

Um, where...

Mm, mm.

Yeah, mm.

This is nice... this is nice material.

Mm.

Mm-hmm, wait...

- Ouch.

- It's cheating, I know. I can't help it.

It's cheating.

Mm.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my living God!

Mm.

Clare, hey.

Hey, you feeling better?

- Knock-knock.

- Who's there?

- Kelp.

- Kelp who?

Kelp, kelp. I'm drowning.

- Where'd you hear it?

- From the housekeeper.

- Where's your roommate?

- She's water-skiing.

- So you're free?

- I guess so, yeah.

Do you want to help me out?

Sure.

Actually, do you want

to go sailing with me...

- What?

- And smile a lot?

The hotel promised me a model

and he didn't show up.

I've done this ocean, Clare.

Look how calm it is.

You won't even know you're on a boat.

I get seasick in a water bed.

Cliff, there's no wind.

We'll be lucky if we get three knots.

- Please?

- No.

- Please? Please?

- No.

Looks like the wind picked up!

What was your first clue?

What are you doing up there?

Tsunami watch.

I have it under control. Really.

Why don't you come back

here and sit down?

Okay.

You got it, Cliff.

You know, this isn't

my first time on a boat.

I got it, no problems here.

No problems.

Okay.

You relax, you'll have fun.

Okay, I'm relaxing.

- What are you doing?

- Taking pictures.

- Who's gonna drive the boat?

- You are.

- Uh-uh.

- Here, give me your hand.

- Nope, I'm not driving the boat.

- Give me your hand.

- No!

- Give me your hand!

-That's the tiller. Hold onto the boom line.

-All right.

That's the halyard. You don't

have to worry about that.

- Where, where?

- Right there.

- You see that piece of string?

- Yeah.

Just make sure it's

pointed back toward us, okay?

Okay.

We'll take one roll and then we'll go in.

- All right, hurry up.

- You're doing great.

12 frames? 24? 36? How many...

Oh, settle down.

You have to take off

one of those life jackets.

You look like a lunatic.

Here, here.

Okay.

- Cliff?

- Yeah?

Smile.

Yeah.

Look, no smile, no shore leave.

- That's fine with me.

- Okay, I'm smiling.

- Yep, this is fun.

- Okay.

Tell me what you do in Chicago.

I design furniture.

Contemporary or traditional?

Um, dollhouse.

- Seriously?

- You want jokes, you make 'em.

No, no, no, I'm not doing jokes.

I mean, that's a creative job.

It's full-time. I'm jealous.

Move a little bit to your left.

- Okay.

- Smile.

Wait a minute.

How's this, eh? Eh?

Good.

This is great, really.

I'm getting the hang of this thing, huh?

Oh, this is perfect. This is perfect.

- Thank you so much.

- This isn't bad.

A little bit more to your left.

Now look back at me.

Clare! Look, look, look!

- Okay, smile.

- Look! Will you look? Will you look?

- Fix it!

- Oh, my God, here.

Give it to me!

Your string thing's not straight.

- Yes, I know! I know!

- Shouldn't we do that thing that sailors do

- when they want to turn around?

- Tack?

- I thought you took a course.

- I did, Sail By Mail.

- You've never done this before?

- I graduated!

What'd your manual say to do

when you're about to hit

the Rock of Gibraltar?

Jump! Come on!

What about the kelp?

- Don't worry, we weren't hurt, okay?

- We're okay.

-Hey, hey,

the boat had a faulty tiller.

- That's right.

- Oh, si?

Yeah, the vector thing got all messed up

with the tiller thing...

It's just very lucky I had a

lot of sailing experience

because I was able

to minimize the damage.

That's right.

"Halyard vector"?

What's a faulty tiller anyway?

Well, we got out of it.

You're very photogenic

when you're terrified.

Thank you.

How about a few more shots

while the light holds?

- No, you're out of your mind.

- Please? Strictly land-based.

Absolutely not.

Do you play tennis?

Do I play tennis?

Come on, come on.

Give it up. Give it to me.

I got it.

Come on.

Hey!

We surrender!

Great!

Don't take my picture.

Sorry.

Look out!

Clare! Clare, help me, we're gonna crash!

You play volleyball?

- Uh, no.

- Just checking.

Frank, Jr.:
Hey, mister!

Hey.

- Friend of yours?

- That's my buddy.

Can I get in there?

Hey, buddy. What's your name?

Frank, Jr.

Nice to meet you, Frank, Jr.

Hey, you wanna build a castle?

Yeah? Ready?

Ho!

Oh!

Smash it!

Frank?

Hmm?

There's a grownup inside

the pen with Frank, Jr.

Don't worry, his teacher said

he had trouble communicating

with kids his own age.

Just you and me, kid.

We gotta bust out of here.

Where's that shovel?

You got that shovel, kid?

I'm tellin' ya, we gotta get out.

You and me, buddy.

Ah!

Build the guard tower, come on.

Wait a minute, cap... wait a minute.

No, wait a sec. Okay, here we go.

Okay.

Okay, wait a minute.

Okay.

Oh, that one didn't work so good.

Mine never work.

- Kick it!

- No, no, don't kick it yet!

All right, go ahead. What do you think?

Go ahead.

What do you think, Frank, Jr.?

It's not perfect.

Not perfect?

Thanks.

Really, really, thanks.

If this brochure gets me work...

Telly Savalas, Telly Savalas.

What are you talk... he's got hair.

He's too short, he's too

fat, he's too young.

- But look at the nose.

- You don't get anything for that.

- That's not Telly Savalas.

- All right, all right.

- How about dinner?

- What?

Um, for this brochure,

I need, like, a dinner...

- Like a fancy restaurant...

- Dinner, Jesus.

I made reservations on the dinner cruise

for me and Amanda. I gotta go.

Cliff, I had the best day.

I finally got up on one ski.

Whoa.

But then I had a face dive

and I drank a lot of water.

Why are you all dressed up?

We were supposed to have dinner

on the dinner cruise, remember?

Oh, I'm sorry.

We were having so much fun,

I just lost track of the time.

It's dark out. You don't need a watch.

I mean, what is wrong with you?

Nothing's wrong with me.

I said I was sorry.

Clifford, it was an honest mistake.

Why don't you just eat a banana

and mind your own business?

Cliff, that's not polite.

Yeah, Clifford. Lighten up, huh?

Go swing from a vine, pal.

Cliff, I don't like

the way you're acting.

Amanda, I'm not acting.

What?

Oh, hi.

You still need me?

Um... need you?

Yeah, you know, dinner

for the brochure thing?

Uh... yeah.

Yeah, okay, where?

Uh...

The Fiesta Room?

The Fiesta Room? Okay, great.

- What, an hour?

- Great.

- Okay.

- Okay.

Oh, hi.

You look great.

What, you got a date later?

No, it's for the picture.

It has to be a romantic dinner shot.

Oh. Which one?

- Um, right there.

- Okay.

- You want to pour the champagne?

- Okay.

All right, setting the timer.

Okay, we have two minutes.

Uh-oh, pressure's on.

Okay, how do you

want me positioned? Here?

Uh, there is good.

It's gotta be a little more romantic

than that, don't you think?

Should we just scooch over a little bit?

- Okay.

- This kind of thing?

All set.

Great.

How about my arm around you?

- Great.

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