Only You Page #8

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over here and switch places.

That's better.

Are you hot in that thing?

All right, you look really good.

You just need one thing.

Good morning, Target shoppers.

Don't forget, for the next 15 minutes,

there's a bull's-eye special...

Come on, lady. I got football practice.

Me, too.

Hey, Larry, come on.

Stop moving there, will ya?

Dad.

Whoa.

Mom, Larry gave me a wedgie.

I did not.

All right, you guys. Knock it off.

I mean it this time.

Nobody moves a muscle, you got that?

Shut up, you little rug rats, and smile.

Or else no TV.

Good morning, Target shoppers.

Don't forget, our after Christmas sale

will be extended throughout February,

and please disregard

the rest of this announcement

as it does not pertain to you.

Clare, it's me, Cliff.

Look, I know you don't want

to hear anything I have to say,

but I'm gonna say it anyway.

I don't know how to apologize enough

for what happened the other night.

I have no excuses. I am an idiot, I...

Attention, Target shoppers,

there is a bull's-eye

special sale on tube socks

in aisle three.

Um, Clare, I just didn't

know what I wanted...

Hey! Hey! You!

I didn't know

what I wanted, but now I do,

and it's... it's you. It's only you.

You've gotta believe me.

- That is so beautiful.

- It's stupid.

Clare, I could spend all day

apologizing on this ridiculous thing...

Hey, wise guy!

I'm sorry, I am,

but I am being chased around

by this angry security guard

and I just want you to know...

Hey!

Why don't you ever talk to me like that?

I don't have a loudspeaker.

Clare!

- Good luck, Clare!

- Cliff?

Clare?

Cliff?

But I want Clare! Clare!

I don't know why. I mean... Clare!

Okay, I know him. He's a friend of mine.

That's right.

You actually know this guy?

- Yes, yes.

- Yeah, pal.

I'll do this, okay?

He broke the manager's microphone.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'll take

full responsibility for it, really.

- I'm sorry.

- All right, all right.

Just don't let it happen again.

- He won't.

- All right.

Look, Clare, I've got

to tell you something.

I don't want to hear it.

Clare!

I just...

I just need to you to know

that I love you.

Uh, testing, one, two.

I'm sorry, did you say something?

I said I love you!

Should I turn it off?

No.

Sorry, I just couldn't hear you.

There's all this noise.

I said I love you!

Testing. Hello?

I love you, too.

Guess we gotta come back next week.

Oh, shut up.

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