Open Water 2: Adrift Page #2

Remember Flipper?

Fall in, they'll save you.

Unless you save me first.

Let me guess.

You're the king of the world, right?

Very original.

Zach, shut up.

There it is.

Thanks.

See, that life raft seats 8,

and there are only

Don't forget Sarah.

I'm sorry.

So, 61/2.

Actually, I think the orange

Kind of suits you.

I'm hot.

Yes. You are.

I want to go swimming.

You boys want to take a dip?

I got masks and a knife.

Who wants?

- Ooh, yeah.

- We do.

We do.

Oh, cute.

Any special requests

for dinner, my captain?

Yeah. Two mermaids on a stick.

And now for the piece de resistance.

I love her!

I'm gonna name her Delphine.

Told you we'd see a dolphin.

Oh, wow.

You coming, Dan?

I'll be right with you.

You want one, right?

Duty calls.

Go enjoy yourself, please.

You're sure?

- Fair.

- Mommy.

Gee, thanks.

All right.

Let's get wet.

Should I take my cigarettes with me?

Wow. It looks deep.

Just kidding.

That's funny.

I'm coming, sweet girl.

See you ladies in the water.

Last one in is the last one in.

I love it!

Let's go.

You and Amy seem really happy.

We are.

That's nice.

You know what they say...

You gotta kiss a lot of frogs

to find your prince.

I think Amy's still kissing.

Ribbit.

Ribbit.

Well, you seem like a very nice frog.

So do you.

I don't mean a frog.

I mean, just pretty good.

I mean, just...

Good. I mean, you're pretty,

- You're good.

- Thank you.

Yeah.

She's beautiful.

Thank you.

I want kids, Amy.

You know...

one day, when the time's right.

With Barbie?

What's wrong with having a little fun?

Nothing.

If I was single and a guy...

You don't need to be

a guy to have fun.

In your dreams.

And to think, if I hadn't been

such an ass in high school,

It could have been

me instead of James.

Yeah. Like I was

the only girl in your life, right?

Why don't we head upstairs?

Why not?

Take that off.

Why?

Just, just come on.

Take it off.

All right.

Okay. Now close your eyes.

- No.

- Come on. Close your eyes.

Okay. Open 'em.

Yeah.

It's cool.

Yeah. Let's go.

Okay.

So that's how it is, huh?

Oh, my gosh.

That's no fair.

It's so stupid and so long ago.

I lost my top.

Oh, my God, I feel so exposed.

Most people are afraid of spiders

or afraid to fly or scared of...

Scared of clowns?

Stop!

Hey!

Um, it's gotten worse

since I had Sarah.

I don't want her to end up worrying

about stuff like that

because of my paranoia.

You know, my buddy Brad,

He was afraid of circus clowns.

- Was?

- Yep.

What'd he do?

Well, we...

We took him to the circus.

No! You let me down, Dan!

The water looks great.

Let me down!

Let me down... No!

- No, no, no!

- Amy, trust me.

Daddy, what's wrong?

- Marco.

- Polo.

Marco.

You're always cheating.

I'm only cheating if you lose.

Daddy!

No!

Daddy!

Amy?

Amy, what the hell happened?

What the hell happened?

How did she get in the water?

Are you okay?

You're gonna be okay, Amy.

We're gonna get you out.

You did this?

Did you do this, Dan?

Are you all right?

We just jumped in the water.

What's wrong with her?

Is she gonna be all right?

You're gonna be okay, Amy.

We're gonna get you out.

Where's the ladder?

Where's the ladder?

The ladder?

Should be...

Where's the f***ing ladder, Dan?

I think it's on the other side.

It's not on the other side.

Or the back.

There's no f***ing ladder.

Get out and help me up.

Any second.

We're gonna get you back in the boat.

Real fast.

Relax.

We're gonna get back on that boat

real fast, okay?

We gotta find the lowest point.

There!

No?

F***!

We gotta get to

the lowest point.

Higher, come on!

# Frere Jacques #

# Dormez-vous? #

- Come on, Zach!

- # Dormez-vous? #

- # Sonnez les matines #

- Hey, let's try...

# Sonnez les matines #

- Maybe...

- # Ding, dang, dong #

Zach, what about that?

Damn it!

Zach?

We got a rudder right there

where the line is.

How's that look, Dan?

F***!

- It's too high!

- Come on, Dan!

# Dormez-vous? #

# Sonnez les matines #

# Sonnez les matines #

# Ding dang dong,

ding dang dong #

- Hey.

- Hey.

How are you?

Using what? Water?

At least we're trying

to think of something.

I'm thirsty.

I want to get back on.

We'll find a way.

F***!

Sar... Sarah?

Oh, she'll be fine.

She could sleep

through a hurricane...

And my crappy singing.

You know that.

A little higher!

I want to get out now, Dan!

I'm getting cold.

Dan, help me!

Don't leave me alone.

I'm tired and I'm cold

and I don't want to drown.

Come here.

Come here.

That better?

You all right?

You look pretty silly with that thing.

L... I know.

I'm gonna have to

take it for a bit, okay?

Come on, bro.

Push!

Too f***ing slippery, man!

I'm holding it the best I can, bro.

Do it again.

Come on.

Yes! Yes!

Yes! Yes!

The air, bro.

We're losing the air.

F***.

This was supposed to be fun.

I'm sorry.

Well, there's a way.

There must be.

I don't believe it!

How could you be so stupid?

Would you get off my back?!

I said I was sorry!

Oh, you did?

All right, everybody

just f***in' relax.

Okay, it can't be this hard.

We'll get on this f***er.

All right?

What you got?

Might be able to grab this.

Hell, yeah, you can reach that!

Gotta time it with the wind.

You're really close.

Yes!

Yes! Nice!

Nice, nice!

Yes, yes, yes!

Damn it!

Damn it!

I don't deserve this.

F*** it.

We'll think of something.

Hey, girl.

Glad to have you back.

It would be funny

if it weren't so serious, huh?

How's she doing?

She's all right.

Give me your mask.

How are you doing?

Okay, good.

We'll get you out of this water.

Hey.

Any of you guys got a cigarette?

Listen, I smoke,

like, 40 packs a day.

My lungs are trash.

You don't see me going under.

Right?

It's a lot harder to

drown than you think.

You'll be okay.

Michelle, we'll be fine.

Thank you.

Come on.

Let's move around a little.

What was that for?

We'll get the blood flowing.

That'll warm us up.

For being here.

We should look

for some other boats.

There must be

some around, right?

Absolutely.

Somebody will find us.

You all right?

Not really.

I'll make it up to you.

Something just touched my leg!

What the f*** was it?

What?

I don't know.

There it is again!

There it is!

A shark!

I know it's a shark!

Okay. Okay.

Just calm down, okay?

What do you see?

Maybe we should

kick our legs...

Scare it away.

Or piss it off!

All right, nobody's bleeding.

It ain't a shark.

How do you know?

We're still here, aren't we?

Yeah, that's the problem, Dan.

I didn't plan for this.

No sh*t.

Don't you do some sort of

pre-flight check, like a pilot...

Have some sort of

emergency backup plans?

Obviously not.

Isn't that standard?

Hey...

Who died and made you

captain f***ing Nemo?

You didn't notice either.

None of you did.

It's your boat, Dan,

not mine.

If it weren't for you, Dan,

Amy would be up there,

and we wouldn't

be here right now.

Look...

I said I was sorry, okay?

I should have checked.

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