Operation Petticoat Page #5
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- 1959
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Mr. Stovall, take the
ladies to the wardroom.
I'll try to work out a schedule.
- Yes, sir.
You'll eat in the officers' mess.
Mealtimes are
7:
00, 12:00 and 18:00.Now, this is the shower.
Excuse me.
Instructions are on the bulkhead.
Your shower period
will be 6:
30 to 6:50.You will each have
a minute and a half.
A minute and a half?
Captain 's orders, there are
problems with fresh water supply.
How can you shower in
a minute and a half?
What you miss one day you
can get the next time around.
In here is what we
in the Navy call...
the air compression levers...
What do they call it?
The head.
I've drawn a complete diagram.
I'm sure you will have no trouble.
Why do they call it the head?
Doesn't say.
A woman on board
is bad luck, sir...
... and if one is bad luck,
imagine five.
Alright, what do you want me to do?
Throw them overboard?
It 's something to think about.
Do what you can, okay?
Hunkle, what 's going
on in there?
It's a raffle, they're
drawing for the women.
They're drawing for the women?
Mr. Holden organized it. They're
picking the five lucky men now.
Kraus.
Congratulations.
What did you give away?
What's going on?
- A raffle, sir.
What kind of raffle?
For clothing.
- Clothes?
Yes. The men are donating
their clothes to the women.
Have you men finished chow?
- Yes, sir.
Then back on the job. We
have to get out of here.
Mr. Holden.
- Yes, sir.
How did all that get started?
I thought I was boosting
the men's morale, sir...
... after all there's a practical side ;...
these women have been
on an island for quite a while...
... their clothes are all messed up.
Sooner or later they will
have to wash them...
With everything hanging on
the line and nothing hanging on the...
You see, sir, it could
be rather awkward.
Yes.
Carry on, Lieutenant.
- Thank you.
I wish I had a decent mirror.
Why the Navy still use
that silly clasp?
We just found out
it's tradition...
... each button represents one of
Well you better
button up New Jersey.
How's the shirt?
- A little tight.
I'd better reinforce those buttons
before you take a deep breath.
The Navy's got to have
some thread, come on.
Hello.
- Hi.
What's wrong?
Kraus does absolutely
nothing for you.
You don't put the crown jewels
in a paper bag. Come.
Where are we going?
But I 'm happy
with these pants.
Barbara, they just won't do.
Let me see.
They're not uncomfortable.
- Barbara, will you stop being nervous?
I'm not nervous.
- Well, of course you're nervous.
This is part of my job;
I'm your Supply Officer.
But I do not need...
- 35-22-34?
Then you've got
these supplies before.
Let's see...
" Shorts ". Do you play tennis?
Well, I...
- Here's a tennis sweater...
... a shirt...
... a nice robe, clean...
... and also a pair of pyjamas.
Well, I...
- Excuse me.
Hello.
Stovall, aren't you on watch?
Yes. I was just
on my way up.
Excuse me.
Good night.
Now where were we? Oh yes.
try these on for size.
Lieutenant, I appreciate the offer
but I can not take your pyjamas.
Why not?
Well frankly, it's
a little embarrassing.
A girl does not get
into any man's pyjamas.
If the man's not in them,
what's the harm?
And what are you
going to sleep in?
All right, we'll compromise:. .
I'll take the bottoms...
And you can have the tops...
unless you prefer... ...
- The top will be fine.
What else can I give you?
Champagne.
Under the heading of supplies, too?
- No.
You see, I am also
Morale Officer.
You know, it's against regulations
to have this on board
If we do not drink it,
I will have to pour it out.
All we need is a couple
of glasses and some ice.
Now look, we can't...
-Ramon!
Yes, sir?
Thank you.
- Hello.
Good night.
I'm ready to relieve you, sir.
You're an hour early, Mr. Stovall.
I couldn't sleep and figured
I might as well come up.
Where are your binoculars?
In my room.
Okay, carry on. I'll send them up.
-No, I'll go get them, sir.
You've just relieved Mr. Watson.
- But you can't do that.
And why can't I do that?
Well, because...
- Just what can't I do?
Go to the room.
- Why I can't I go to the room?
Because Mr. Holden
is sleeping.
I'll try not to wake him.
-No! I mean, is, that he...
He has company.
- He's sleeping and he has company?
Hello.
- Hello.
What are we celebrating?
Lieutenant Holden was just
giving me his clothes.
but unfortunately regulations...
Right. I think I'd better be going.
Thank you.
- Certainly.
Good night, sir.
- Good night.
Where did you pick up the champagne?
- Captain Henderson's office.
he keep a clear head.
Very thoughtful of you.
Now I have this unreasonable
desire to get back in the war.
Yes, I know, sir.
I'd prefer to do it as captain of a
fighting ship not a cocktail bar.
As of this moment the
cocktail lounge...
... is closed, sir.
- Yes.
- Absolutely not.
Fine.
That's the idea.
Kraus.
Yes?
Which one touched your clothes?
I don't know. But I sure hope
it's the one with the big...
Knock it off.
- What's the matter with you?
Quit talking about her that way.
She's a woman.
- So?
Well my mother is a woman.
- So?
I do not know, it just
all seems to tie in somehow.
Good morning.
- Good morning.
I can't get it to work...
I think there is something wrong
with that shower head.
Try this.
- Captain...
I'd like to apologize for
setting off the collision alarm.
That's all right. Tell me,
did you follow the instructions?
Yes, I turned this knob
... and this one...
... and then this.
At least I think that's what I did.
- Yes, that's what you did.
Oh dear.
- That's okay.
let me dry you off.
- No, please.
Good morning.
- Good morning.
That's a clever shower schedule
you've got worked out, sir.
...Conserves water, too.
Lt. Crandall was having difficulty.
- Sir, it's your boat.
Excuse me.
It's just as well it didn't work. I left
Your dusting powder.
- Would you hold that for me? Be right back.
Terrible.
Good morning, sir.
Good morning.
- Can I get you anything?
Yes, anything.
- Yes, sir.
My dusting powder.
- I see.
Excuse me.
- Yes, of course.
Wait, Captain. Sir!
- What is it?
There's a woman in
my engine room.
You have to get her out.
- Who?
The Major. She washed her clothes and
hung them there to dry.
It's bad luck to have
Tostin, what harm can their clothes do?
That's when they're dangerous,
like snakes...
when they shed their skin... look out.
Can I have my scrubber please?
Yes, here you go.
Thank you.
- You're welcome.
Tostin, they have to dry
their clothes somewhere...
... and yours is the most logical place.
Deal with it as best you can.
Yes, Captain.
- Carry on.
Sailor.
- Yes, ma'am.
Tell me when these are dry.
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