Orange County Page #3
Who are you?
Im your wife. Cindy.
We met in Maui.
Hey, look. | Bobs still bleeding.
Whats this-- | What is-- My God!
He likes you. Yes. | We found him on PCH.
Get him out of the house. | I dont allow dogs in here.
But hes so sweet.
Call the Humane Society. | Theyll have him put to sleep.
Dont you think we should | put out some cheese and crackers?
Theyre gonna be here | in 1 5 minutes.
- Yeah, I know. | - Whos coming?
Mom, you might want to put on | something more, you know.
More what? More what?
Whats going on?
Whats happening?
Sit down. Sit down, okay?
Just sit. | Dont be nervous.
Someone very important is coming over, | and hes bringing his wife.
If he likes me, | hes gonna get me into Stanford.
- Theyre coming over now? | - Theyll be here in a couple minutes.
The house is a mess, | and Bob is bleeding.
You cant expect me to drop everything | and entertain these strangers.
Drop what? | What were you doing?
Look. This is my last chance | to get into Stanford.
I know, honey, | and its not a good day for me.
- I have to go to college. | - Why?
Because thats what you do | after high school.
Please dont do this to me. | Please dont sabotage me.
Every time I try to depend on you, | you start acting like a total lunatic.
Mom?
Mom?
Im sorry.
So now Im a bad mother.
Youre not. | Please just put on some clothes.
I sacrificed a lot for you. | I sacrificed Damian for you.
Your tennis instructor.
He was beautiful and Serbian!
When your father left, | I almost married him.
And if I had, wed be living in a condo, | clipping coupons and eating lunch meat.
So I didnt.
I married Bob for you.
I had sex with Bob four times | for you.
How can you say Im a bad mother?
Im not saying that.
- You know money cant buy happiness. | - Grow up. Yes, it can.
You and Dad both have money, | and youre both miserable.
Hes miserable? | Did he say that?
Mom, this is the most decisive | day of my life...
and all Im asking for is one hour-- | one hour with no big scenes...
and no nervous breakdowns | and no Meryl Streep impressions--
just one hour where you act | like a normal, loving parent.
Can you do this for me?
Yes, I can.
Thank you, Mom.
But Ill need a glass of wine. | Theres chardonnay in the fridge.
Okay. Ill be right back.
Dont move.
Im really nervous.
Dont be. | Everythings gonna be fine.
Theyre early.
Some very important people | are coming over.
- Stay in your room. | - Why?
- Because youre an embarrassment. | - Okay.
Theyre here.
I look like a pinata.
You look great. | Just remember what I said.
No big drunken scenes, okay?
Yeah.
Lupes with Bob, Lance is in his room | and Mom is dressed.
How do I look?
Very handsome.
- Now just--just be yourself. | - Okay.
Come on.
You must be Shaun.
Yes, sir. | Yes, sir, Mr. Gantner.
Please come in.
Mrs. Gantner. | Thank you for coming.
- This is my girlfriend Ashley. | - Hi.
- Nice to meet you. | - Hello.
- Youre friends with Tanya. | - Tanyas very upset by your situation.
I dont like it | when my granddaughter is upset.
Tanya has Arthur | wrapped around her little finger.
- Thats right. | - Hello!
Hello.
Hi. Im Cindy Almond-Beugler.
- Im Arthur Gantner. My wife Vera. | - How do you do?
Hello. Welcome.
Excuse me.
Wont you please | make yourselves at home?
Thank you. | Thank you. Thank--
So, tell us about yourself.
Well, Im a National Merit Scholar...
a straight-A student...
and I want to be a writer.
Do you like John Grisham? | I sure do.
Shauns also our class president...
and he was the representative | at our model UN.
Hes a fabulous kid, Mr. Gantner.
Arthur. Please. | Call me Arthur.
Even as a little boy, | he was so smart.
I miss those days.
The last few years | have been really hard.
I helped my former husband | start his business.
Soon as he gets a little money, | he starts screwing around on me.
My goodness.
He left me for a 20-year-old | he met at the gym.
I walked in on them at a motel.
Shes got him naked | and handcuffed to the bed.
So we divorced. | I remarried.
Then this new one, Bob...
he starts falling apart, and--
and its just one sh*t storm | after the other.
- Let us in! | - Hurry up!
- Hurry up! | - Come on!
Yo, bro.
We heard you tried | to kill Mrs. Cobb.
Are you on a violent rampage, dude?
What do you want?
All right, bro. | Check it out.
We thought, in Lonnys memory, | we could go down to Emerald Cove.
We could take his board | and push it out into the ocean.
- Or blow it up. | - Right.
That sounds like a great idea, | and well do it.
But I cant right now | cause I got important people over.
- More important than us, huh? | - No.
- More important than Lonny? | - Of course not.
- This is his birthday, man. | - Yeah, man.
Like, his death birthday. | Doesnt that mean anything to you?
Just go hang | with your little VIPs.
Sorry we intruded | on your tea party.
If you need us, well be out in | the van picking each others butts.
- Naked. | - Huh?
I visited Stanford in the fall. | Its a beautiful campus.
Isnt it lovely? | We go up there for football games.
And Arthur is on the board, so--
Excuse me. Sorry.
Have you seen my piss?
My parole officer called. | He wants that piss.
I know I got it around here.
Dont you see | that we have company?
I am so sorry.
Somebodys gotta fill this up, | or Im going to jail.
Would you just | get out of here!
Fine.
Id like to "protose" a toast.
Shaun has been a wonderful son...
and I want him to be happy.
Im going to be all alone.
Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Dear God!
Pills!
Mom, you didnt give Bob | his medication.
Excuse me for a minute.
Dude!
Dude! Where are Bobs pain pills?
This is Excedrin.
Its a decoy. | I put my stash in aspirin bottles.
Yellow are painkillers. | They go in the Excedrin.
Listen to me, all right?
I need Bobs pain pills.
Bob doesnt have any pain pills. | I sold them, but these are good.
Wait. Yellow are not painkillers.
What are they? Speed. Theyre the X. | Painkillers are in the Tylenol.
Give him one of these. | Itll knock him right out.
Wait. Please. | Where are you going?
You people are sick.
Your mothers a drunk. | Your brothers a pervert.
Shame on you | for abusing an old man.
Shame on you | for abusing an old man.
Hes fine. | Tell them youre fine.
I know how this looks, but I do | everything I can for Bob.
- I love Bob. | - Hey!
Stanford is for the best | and the brightest--
the future leaders of America.
Youll never go to Stanford...
as long as I have | a breath in my body.
Watch your fingers.
What happened?
You went for a ride.
Are you okay?
I got ya, buddy!
You should sue, man. | This isnt right. Sue the school.
Shut up.
Just go to Stanford anyway. | Go there and take the classes.
Dont take "no" for an answer. | Just say, Im goin here. Kiss my ass.
- Thats a good idea. | - What?
I should go up to Stanford.
If I talk with the dean of admissions | and tell him my situation...
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