Orgazmo Page #2
Yeah.
You start at 10:
00.I'm gonna think about this now.
I don't know. He doesn't seem much
like the porno type to me, boss.
That's why he's so perfect for Orgazmo.
He's so prissy and wholesome.
You watch. In a couple of weeks,
I'll make that little mama's boy
the biggest porn star in the country.
[Sighs]
- [Ringing]
-## [Humming]
Hello?
Hi, Lis.
Hi, honey.
How are things in Utah?
Utah isn't as nice without you,
that's for sure. How are things there?
Oh, fine.
I, uh-- I had an interesting day.
I got offered a part in a movie.
A movie? Like a Hollywood movie?
Yeah, and it pays a lot.
Oh, Joe. That's wonderful.
Is it enough so that we can
get married in the temple?
Lisa, it's $20,000.
[Screams]
[Chuckling]
Oh, you're the best, Joe.
Well, I don't know
if I'm gonna do it, Lis.
What? Why not?
There are some things in the movie
that are against God's way.
Joe, even if movies are
I think that the Lord understands that
you need money for your family's future.
Twenty thousand dollars
would get us off to a great start.
I know it would.
So what is it?
What are you acting in?
Oh.
Uh, it's, uh,
Death of a Salesman.
Oh, let me guess.
You're playing Biff, right?
Biff, yeah.
[Chuckles]
[Horn Honks]
Daddy's here to take me
to choir practice, Joe.
Can I call you back later?
Sure, sure.
Jesus and I love you, Joe.
Jesus and I love you too, Lis.
Bye.
Bye.
Heavenly Father,
please show me the way.
I know it would be sinful to act
in a movie that had sexual activity,
but Lisa is so important to me.
And I need the money for
our wedding and for a place to live.
Please, just give me a sign
if you don't want me to do it.
[Rattling]
[Rumbling]
[Car Alarms Blaring]
Any sign at all.
Where is that little f***ing choir boy?
I don't think he's gonna show up.
Oh, really?
Rodgers, you and pickle dick here
go find that bastard.
And you tell him
if he doesn't act in my film,
his parents, his friends,
his f***in' pets are gonna pay!
You tell him
if he fucks with me, he'll be--
[Door Opens]
Well, hello.
Hello.
We were just talking about you.
How are you?
I'm fine.
Super. Why don't you
go get into wardrobe,
and we'll get started right away.
Orbison, who am I f***ing
in this scene?
Uh, you'll be f***ing
Jeff and probably Ben.
Have you met our new
Orgazmo?
No.
Hi, how do you do?
Hi, are we f***ing?
No. You'll be f***ing
his stunt cock.
And I'm not doing any ass-licking today.
I told you that, right?
Yes, yes. No ass-licking.
Okay.
I'm not an ass-licker.
Give 'em an inch,
they take a mile.
[No Audible Dialogue]
Oh, what was I thinking?
There you are. Get in here. Come on.
Just get in here and put this on.
Put it on.
Just put it on now.
Uh, okay. Can I--
Oh.
So you must be the new Orgazmo.
No, I-- Maybe. My name's Joe.
Ben Chapleski.
I play Choda Boy.
What's a Choda Boy?
I'm your sidekick.
My sidekick? I have a sidekick?
Yeah.
What do--
[Yells]
Uh, I didn't know I had a sidekick.
Didn't they even tell you the plot?
No, they just said I'm a superhero.
Right. You're Orgazmo.
And you fight crime
with your Orgazmorator.
And I'm your sidekick, and I help you out
with my specially designed sex toys.
Oh.
I don't think I've seen you before.
Are you new in this business?
Oh, yeah. This is my first time.
Hey, we're all normal people, man.
Hell, I got Ph. D.'s in physics
and engineering from M.I.T.
M.I.T.? In Boston?
No, it's in Cambridge, actually.
But if you have two Ph.D.'s,
why do you do these kind of movies?
See you on set, Choda Boy.
That's why.
See, I have what's called
an overactive sex drive.
Hey, just between you and me,
I don't get a whole lot
of action from women.
- They don't seem to
take me very seriously.
- You don't say.
Yeah, but I get plenty of action here.
And I love every minute of it.
But if you're such a scientific genius,
don't you think
Heavenly Father has something...
more important planned for your life?
Who?
You.
What?
[Grunts]
Yeah.
Stand back, Jizzmaster Zero!
You look good, man.
Let's make some porno.
- Hey, man, you need to shave your balls?
- What? Why would I do that?
All male actors shave their balls, Joe.
Makes the old Johnson look bigger.
Give it a shot.
No, I'm not--
Oh, kid. You look f***ing "fabeau"!
I see you met Choda Boy.
Yes.
Hey, that's not the only thing
that changed.
I really beefed this script up.
Come on, people.
Let's get shooting!
Mr. Orbison.
Yeah?
You're not gonna put my name
anywhere on this movie are you?
Oh, no, kid.
You'll get a stage name.
Oh, good.
Everybody does.
Now, let's see. Joe Young, right?
Right.
Young, Young,
tongue, bung, hung. Hung!
Tom Hung. It's perfect.
You like that?
No.
Okay, people. Let's go.
Come on. Set this up for me.
Okay, this is what we're doing.
One:
Uh, Candi, Saffi and JizzmasterZero are getting busy on the bed.
- How busy?
- Both of you are doing oral on him.
And then two:
Orgazmoand Choda Boy break through the wall.
Three:
They fight withJizzmaster Zero and his henchmen.
And four:
You all f***like nasty pigs. Got it?
Nasty pigs. Got it.
Whoa, whoa. Mr. Orbison, you said
I wouldn't have to have sex, remember?
You said we'd use a stunt-- stunt--
Cock, a stunt cock.
Yes, you get a stunt cock,
but only for penetration.
Penetration?
Who's gonna be penetrated?
Penetration is when the penis
enters an orifice, Joe.
Penetration you don't do,
but you do have to get nasty
with the ladies. That's the deal.
Okay, people. Let's go.
Lights on.
Lights are on and stable, Captain.
Whoo-hoo! Let's see some f***in' action!
Dave, calm down.
Yeah? Right. Sorry.
All right. You give me
some nice close-ups.
Andyou give me a nice, slowzoom...
starting with a medium
close-up on the cock.
And then widening out
to an establishing shot.
Genius.
Roll cameras.
And we're sucking.
Good, we're sucking.
Oh, my gosh, I don't know
if I can go through with this.
Sure you can,
just do what I do.
That's some hot sh*t right there.
Check that out, man.
Good.
We're sucking. We're sucking.
Yeah, suck that cock!
Damn it, Dave!
Keep your mouth shut!
Sorry, sorry, dude.
Got a little excited.
[Women]
Orgazmo!
And Choda Boy!
You can't defeat me, Orgazmo!
[Woman]
Yeah, really.
Oh, yeah.
You can't defeat me, Orgazmo!
That's your line, Hung. Hey!
- That's your line, Hung!
- [Whispering, Indistinct]
Yeah, yeah, I can too.
I'll use my Orgazmorator.
No, not that!
That feels good! Ow!
Nice shot!
They've hurt our evil boss,
Jizzmaster Zero.
Now you're gonna get some.
Need a hand?
That's handy work.
Now lock 'em up, Choda Boy.
- Are you okay, ladies?
- We're fine thanks to you, Orgazmo!
And Choda Boy.
Now it's time for us to repay you.
Yeah, come on, boys.
Let's get it on.
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