Orgazmo Page #8
Get this f***!
[Karate Yells]
Show me what you got!
Come right here! Come--
Catch.
Oh, yeah?
Think you can use some of
that p*ssy sh*t on me, man?
Get up now!
I'm gonna whup your ass!
Then I'm gonna
boink your girlfriend.
Lisa!
[Bones Cracking]
-Joe!
- Now it's your turn, shorty.
[Guttural Laughing]
[Farts]
[Blows]
[Gagging]
Oh, you son of a b*tch! Aah!
Whoo!
Come on, sh*t bird.
Come on.
[Grunting]
Ben! Use your hamster style.
No, I can't!
Hamster style, Ben! Do it!
No!
[Laughing]
Hey, Dad. I don't think I'm gonna
do hamster style anymore.
- That's nice.
- Huuh!
That's nice. That's nice.
That's nice.
[Screaming]
[Snarls]
[Hisses]
## [Speed Metal, Indistinct]
[Screaming]
## [Ends]
You're an a**hole.
[Grunts]
[Farts]
Easy shot.
[Bleating]
Huh?
Oh, sh*t!
We're out of battery power!
What?
Ho-ho! It looks like you're up
f***ed river now, eh, kiddo?
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
One more step and I'll slice her.
Joe!
Did you think you could
beat me, you cocky prick?
Didyou really think that
a stupid little twerp like you...
could stop Maxxx Orbison?
You've done a lot of
f***ing damage here, pal.
-Andyou're gonna pay me back
every cent ofit!
- Please, Mr. Orbison, don't hurt her.
I told you not to f*** with me!
What did I say?
That I'd be sleeping
with the fishes, see?
[Orbison]
That's right. I own this town!
I'm the mayor, I'm the governor,
I'm the police and the crime!
And who the hell are you
to change that?
[Crackling]
Got it!
I'm Orgazmo.
Wha--
Hmm?
[Orgazmorator Zaps]
Enough!
He's never gonna want
to have an orgasm again.
One more forJesus.
Looks like he's sleeping
with the fishes.
See?
Lisa, are you okay?
Did he hurt you?
What? Oh, I'm sorry. Here.
[Screaming]
Oww!
[Screaming Continues]
Oh, Lisa, I'm sorry.
What were you trying to say?
Don't pull the tape
off my mouth.
Oh.
Oh, Joe, I was so scared.
Oh, I know, Lis.
I'm sorry. This is all my fault.
I-- You were right
and I was wrong, and--
Oh, look, Joe, Joe.
- It's okay.
- [Clearing Throat]
Oh, Lisa, this is-- this is Choda Boy.
I-I mean, Ben.
Hello.
- Ma'am.
- Oh, uh, Joe--
I'll explain later, Lis.
Right.
Just one more thing, Orby.
I did what you asked me.
Huh?
[Shouting]
Cock rocket!
[V.ictorious Yell, Laughing]
Burn, man, burn!
Wow, that's a heck of
a cock rocket, Ben.
Mark my words--
I'l I get you for this!
This has really been
a learning experience for me.
Yeah, I've learned a lot
about myself tonight.
Ben, I'm... sorry you had
to use your hamster style.
No, it's okay.
In fact, I think
it's a good thing.
All these years, I don't know
what I've been running from.
Maybe I've been
runnin' from my--
From yourself. Right.
[Distant Siren Wailing]
Right.
Come on, Joe.
Let's get out of here.
We don't want to have
to explain this to the cops.
You're right.
I think we've done enough damage
to this little operation anyway.
Farewell, evildoers.
Whoa! Bummer, dude.
What happened here?
Some superhero
destroyed the house.
Oh. My name's Dave.
I am Sancho.
I don't mean to sound
like a queer or nothing,
but I think fire is very romantic.
This is the last of
the bedroom stuff.
Oh, great.
[Horn Honking]
- Hey, kids.
- Hi, Choda Boy.
All ready to leave, huh?
Yeah, I, uh--
I guess so.
[Sighs]
So, I...
guess there's no more...
Orgazmo and Choda Boy.
No, I-- I don't think so.
So, maybe someday
I could come to Utah.
It was-- It was really good
meeting you, really good.
Yeah. There was a lot
of good stuff goin' on.
Whole lot of good stuff.
Good stuff.
Good, good stuff.
Yeah.
Kind of stuff that...
makes you feel good.
It's good.
- Yeah, Joe.
- [Sobs] Oh, Joe!
[Lisa]
I can't let you do this.
Oh, God!
Joe, this really is crazy, but I think
you might have been right.
What?
Oh, Joe, it is so hard to know...
what Heavenly Father wants from us
or what he has in mind.
This whole thing is just too
gosh-darn wacky to be coinky-dink!
Maybe this is what Heavenly Father
has intended for you.
[Laughs]
Oh, Lisa.
Oh, Joe!
[Laughing]
Whoa! They're goin'crazy!
Ohh, ho-ho-ho!
Ben, L.A. needs us.
The world needs us. Heck, I think
the whole universe needs us!
You mean, you're gonna stay?
I think you guys need
to clean up Los Angeles.
Well, there's nothin' that can stop us!
Well, crime fighting will have
a new name!
From now on, if someone
wants to turn to a life of crime,
they'll have to answer to Orgazmo.
- And Choda Boy!
- Oh! This is so wonderful! Let's pray.
Oh, boy, look at the time.
Now, Choda Boy,
superheroes that pray together
stay together.
Ah, what the f***.
Heavenly Father, may we serve you
in the best way we know how.
May our decisions be rash,
may we do what's right,
and God bless us.
Oh!
Oh!
Ah!
Hey, hey, hey!
Ahh!
Choda Boy!
Oh, well, Doc, how bad is it?
Isn't good, Mr. Orbison.
There's a problem...
with your little guy.
What's wrong with my little guy?
Well, I'm afraid your testicles
have swollen to the size
of Florida oranges.
Don't you think I noticed that!
[Groans]
Tell me somethin' I don't know,
you cocky prick!
We're gonna have to
amputate your pee-pee.
[Laughing]
I've got you now, Joe Young!
Soon you'll be meeting up with...
Neutered Man!
[Laughs, Groans]
## [Rock]
# Hey#
# What makes a man
Is it the power in his hands #
# Is it his quest for glory #
# Give it allyou got to
to fight to the top #
# So we can know your story #
# Now you're a man #
# A man #
# A man, man, man #
# Now you're a man
a manny, manny, man #
# A man #
# A man, man, man #
# A man #
# You are now a man
You're a man #
# Now you're a man #
# Live it, live it #
# What makes a man
Is it the woman in his arms #
# Just 'cause she has big titties #
# Or is it the way he fights everyday #
# No, it's probably the titties #
# Now you're a male
a male, male, male #
# A man #
# Now you're a ma-male #
# A man #
# A ma-male, ma-male, male
Now you're a male #
# A man #
# M-A-N, man, man #
# Ma-Man, man #
# Now you're a man ##
## [Angelical]
# Onward, Latter-day soldier #
# Spread the word of Christ #
# And Heavenly Father's vision #
# Of everybody being really nice #
# He sent his son to die for me #
# He didn't have to do that #
# Onward, Latter-day soldier #
# Spread the word #
# Of Christ ##
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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