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who's gonna buy the mountain.
Rick Rambis of Rick Rambis.
You any good
on that board there, son?
I'm all right.
You wouldn't mind
playing tour guide...
to an old fart like me,
would you?
Actually, Rick's got a pretty
heavy workload tomorrow...
show you around the mountain.
No offense, Short Stack,
but you give me the creeps.
I think Rick here'll
do just fine.
You don't mind, do you Rick?
No problem.
Good.
First thing in the morning.
I'll take a Geritol
so I can keep up.
Chop chop with them bags there.
So, what does this mean,
selling the mountain?
I don't know.
Maybe this guy will be cool.
Maybe he'll help us build
a lift up to Hangman's Peak.
Can you get an STD
from a polar bear?
What is your brother doing?
What do we got, Whitey?
Solid Gold Dancers
trapped on Beaver Mountain.
Somebody help us!
Looks pretty hairy, sir.
Just the way I like it!
Lock 'em and load 'em, boys!
I'm goin' in!
What are we gonna do?
Please, the whole cabin
is freezing!
We're saved!
Good morning, ladies.
The name's Pen.
A suit.
I need everybody to be calm
and take your tops off.
And tie them together.
Now! Move! I don't have
time to discuss this!
Wicked!
You. Grab me around my waist.
Lower. Nice.
You, get the door!
The door's stuck!
Just jiggle it!
It's gonna be OK, ladies.
Jiggle more!
You have to jiggle the handle.
Jiggle it.
Open the door, Pig Pen!
Come on, man.
Jiggle it.
Open the door!
I'm coming!
He's had a crush on that bench
for a long time.
Did you enjoy your nap?
So, Rick, did you
hit it last night or what?
No, man, we just talked.
God. You know, maybe...
When you won the race
last night...
that made you
King of the Mountain.
Not King of
the No-ball P*ssy Losers.
They already have
their own king--
my brother.
What?
Are you still hung up on Anna?
Here's what I don't get,
all right, is...
you met this chick...
and you got
freaky-deaky with her...
and then, poof!
She disappears.
How's there a problem with that?
Pig Pen, when I want advice...
about a good
"Planet of the Apes" film...
or maybe how to get the resin...
out of my bong,
I'll come to you, OK?
But I am not gonna take
romantic advice from somebody...
who cannot spell
romantic or advice.
Or bong.
Listen, man, I just want
to hear the story, that's all.
I mean,
you've never even told me it...
not even once.
If I tell you, will you
promise to shut up about it?
I met her at the most beautiful
romantic place on earth...
Cancun, Mexico.
There was this little cantina
called Pedro O'Horny's.
Me and Luke, see,
we had just shown up...
and then I saw her.
From the moment
we caught eyes...
I knew she wasn't like
She was French.
She had her top on.
Plus, she wasn't puking.
Drink!
for three weeks.
It was like heaven...
but you couldn't
drink the water.
And then, one day,
she asked me...
to go on one of them
tandem bike rides...
I never saw Anna again.
Who?
God!
Chicken!
Guys, a little sensitivity here!
God! Can't you see
this is a dejected man?
Well, Rick, get your
dejected head out of your ass.
to run this mountain.
Carpe the diem!
Seize the...carp!
What?
Make sure you bundle up because
it's freezing out there, OK?
Hey, Toby.
Let me check your boot.
You're good now.
-Thanks, Jenny.
-You're welcome.
Hey, Jenny, you think
you could tie up my boots?
Stewart, I think you
can do up your own boots.
I kind of like
the way you do it.
OK. How about I do up one,
and you do the other.
Cool.
The rabbit and the loops...
I can do it
without the song, you know.
I kind of like the song,
Stewart.
-What's up, Rick?
-What's up, dude?
Get out of here.
You're welcome.
You're pretty good
with these kids, Jenny.
I seem to have a thing
for immature boys.
Ouch!
together enough to ask me out.
I think we're
checking out a movie...
right after his nap time.
That's what I wanted
to talk to you about.
Would you...
Would I...
Would you like to have dinner
with me tomorrow night?
I'm sorry.
It sounded like you were
asking me out on a date.
We could meet at the inn.
Say, 8:
00?Right now I have
to go seize the carp.
-Wish me luck.
-I'll see you there.
Morning, Mr. Majors.
Please.
My daddy was Mr. Majors.
Actually, he was Mr. Mankowicz.
Just call me "John."
OK, John. Well,
where do you want to start?
Most people can't do
the whole mountain in one day.
Well, I ain't most people.
You try
and keep up there, hotshot.
You ever been on one
-Are they good?
-I don't know.
You see that up there?
That's Hangman's Peak.
Damn. You ski that?
Yeah. It's a hustle,
but, as you can tell...
it's almost impossible to hike.
I think that if we put
a lift to the top...
it would be the most
popular snowboard park...
in the entire country.
You know, Rick, what I'll do--
I'll think on that.
'Cause I like your style...
and I might need a little help.
Yeah? What for?
Well, my investors,
they're coming...
and, well, they spook easily.
If this deal's
gonna go through...
this whole town's
gonna have to play ball.
I don't think Muntz
has the pull around here...
to do that, but...
you do.
Can you hear me?
OK. As most of you have heard,
by next week...
Bull Mountain
will have new management.
I'm selling it...
for lots and lots
of American dollars...
to your future boss
Mr. John Majors.
Thank you.
Thank you and good morning.
I can't tell you
how happy and excited...
I am to be here today.
Now, I know we're all
gonna be homies...
but I do believe
in the golden rule...
and that is, he who has
the gold card makes the rules.
Pipe down, retard.
And to publicize
my purchase of the mountain...
I've invited my board members--
that's the board of directors
and my investors--
here for
the anniversary festival.
As my employees,
you're expected to behave...
in a manner consistent
with a world-class resort.
Any questions you might have...
will be answered
in your new rule book...
which numbnuts here
is gonna pass out.
I think that's you.
And I have a super-duper
surprise for all of you--
a brand-new, streamlined...
top of the line,
high-performance uniform!
Don't sweat having
to pay for 'em.
We'll just deduct the cost
from your first paycheck.
Welcome to
There's no business
like snow business!
I told you. You look great.
It doesn't really allow my dice
to roll down there...
and by dice, I mean testicles.
Speaking of testicles,
let me get a beer.
The suits
are not that bad, guys.
make us look ridiculous.
Who does this Majors a**hole
think he is?
I'm not gonna wear
this unitard--period.
Guys, I love Bull Mountain
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