Out to Sea Page #9

Which one of the Wright brothers

did you buy this from?

Probably the one you

dated in high school.

Ooh! I feel so much better.

That's very reassuring.

We have a funny pilot!

Hold it! My God! What are you doing?

I wanna get out of here, Ma.

We're goin'!

We're goin'!

Take it easy now. Oh, my Lord!

There! A plane!

There's a plane.

- Is she in it?

- I don't know.

Do you see a telescope

attached to my head?

Oh, come on, baby.

Come on. Let's go.

- Come on, baby! Come on.

- Ooh-ooh!

Ah! Ah!

- Wait.! Wait.!

- Wait.! Wait.! Hold it.!

- Wait.! Stop.!

- Wait a minute.!

- Wait for us.!

- It's Herbie.! Herbie and his friend.!

Wait a minute.! Hold it.!

Oh, God.! Ah.!

Hold it!

Hold it!

Wait! Wait!

Wait a minute! Wait!

Down here!

- Hey!

- Hey!

Turn back!

They're not gonna hear a whistle,

for cryin' out loud.

Hey.!

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute!

- What are you doin'?

- You'll see.

- What are you doin'?

- Yeah.

Yeah.

What are you gonna do,

shoot down the plane?

Oh, my God.

It's a flare.

- See the flare?

- Now, turn for God sakes.

- See it? Turn.

- Turn.! Come back.!

Come back!

Turn around!

Ensign... Matowski.

- What?

- Herb.

Oh, my God.

That can't be Charlie.

No way.

- Turn the plane around.

- It's probably just...

- What is your problem?

- Just do it.

- Come back.!

- Do it, baby.!

Turn... Yes!

He's turning!

- Way to go!

- Whoa-ho! Ha-ha!

- Liz.

- Charlie.

- You're late.

- Yeah.

I had a little, uh,

trouble getting started.

The-The plane was...

Windy, you know?

- Yeah. Windy on the plane.

- It made my eyes water.

It does that, yeah.

Oh, look at that.

Liz.

From the first moment

I saw you on that ship...

-it was my intention to lie to you,I swear.

- Oh, that's sweet.

What I didn't intend was

falling in love with you.

Well, okay.

The deal is...

that I'm as big a liar

as you, Charlie.

- I highly doubt it.

- I'm broke.

- I'm sure you're exaggerating.

- No, I'm not.

Not even...

a couple hundred thousand?

Not even.

Zip. Flat broke.

Sorry. Door's open.

It's not too late. You can leave.

No. I don't wanna get out.

I don't wanna leave.

Uh, how long

is all this gonna take?

Hah! Couple of gold diggers

comin' up empty.

That's terrific.

We still got the check

from Carswell for $18,000.

Wait a minute. What are you

talkin' about? I saw you...

You taped it?

What do I look like, a schmuck?

The jury's still out

on that one.

Shut up, Ma.

We're keepin' him.

Thank you.

Fifty dollars apiece

for picking up the two studs.

They ought to give you

50 bucks each for callin' 'em studs.

Herbie,

lend me 50 bucks, will you?

All I got is this check.

You're not gettin'

a nickel out of me, Charlie.

- Let me just say...

- Did you come...

You got any, uh...

crack on you?

Instead... Instead of-of...

Instead of-of paying

for this cruise...

It's comin' to me.

See, we go to schmeer...

Baby, you talkin' about

humpback whales?

- I was talking about humping, actually.

- Yeah.

Ah! Ah! Ah!

I just found us a couple

of chest butchers that'll whip it out.

Where were you?

A pas... A passenger

requested an escort, sir.

Indeed.

A likely excuse.

So I slipped her one in the lifeboat.

Ah, sh*t.

Oh. Look who's here.

You better tell him, mister.

This man's got a martial arts thing...

in black belt schmeer.

So if you think that some snot-nosed

little fop like you...

is gonna m... stop me, then...

Pinch me, Walter.

So if you think some snotty little fop

like you is gonna change me...

or me up,

then, uh, I'll it up myself.

Even though we've

known each other for a short time...

The moon... is up your ass.

Keep looking at Dyan.

- Don't try to grab my thing.

- Oh, isn't that attractive.

- I wouldn't hold my thing.

- What about Walter's hand?

Oh, Char...

I really had a good time.

- I wanna tell you somethin'.

- Tell me. Tell me.

I have never had

a better piece of ass.

La la la la

la la la la...

Did I hear "cut"?

Great.!

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