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she's an eighteen-year-old,
hot masseuse...
with huge natural breasts,
watch sports,
perform oral sex...
and when she's not doing
any of that, she saves whales.
Okay.
What if she doesn't do
any of those things?
Goodbye, Chloe.
Tell me when you wanna start
dating again, okay?
Two years, five years, what?
I had the person I was gonna
spend my life with...
and I lost her.
So you're just gonna spend
the rest of your life alone?
No, I've got you.
I've got my work.
I'm sure
you're gonna get married...
and have kids or adopt
a slew of Nigerian children...
and I'm gonna get
to be Uncle Henry.
Um...
- Man down!
- There's a man down.
All right, I've got to get...
Why would you even want these?
They're just cool.
They're so big.
I can't move my legs.
Oh!
I was wondering if you would
maybe try again with Henry.
I mean, he really liked you...
and if
he's ever gonna believe...
that anyone is talking to Kate,
then I think it's gonna be you.
Yeah, I mean,
I just... I don't know
if he'll go for it.
I don't think
he would come to you...
but if you would go to him...
and you could prove
that you heard from Kate...
But I didn't.
- You could fake it.
- Oh, no, no, no.
I can't do that...
'cause I'm not like a,
you know, scam artist.
This is Kate's diary.
I, um...
I went into Henry's apartment
when he wasn't there...
you know, looking for letters
or anything...
that would have information...
that only the two of them
would know, and, I mean...
Henry doesn't even know
this exists.
Right. I just... I really...
Look, I know that you've heard
the story before...
about it?
Do you really think that Henry's
better off sitting alone...
in his apartment
for the rest of his life?
Do you really think
that Kate's ghost...
doesn't want him to date again?
I'm just asking you to tell
one little lie...
to salvage someone's life.
Is that so impossible?
Hey. Ashley, right?
- Yeah.
- Henry.
Henry. Hi.
- How are you?
- Yeah, good, good.
You shop here?
Yeah, they, uh... They have
so I just...
Oh, I see. Okay.
Uh, tomatoes are vegetables
that you buy fresh...
and then you cook them in food.
on this side of the store.
- So colorful.
- Yeah.
How's business?
Oh, you know, sucks.
- So it's looking up.
- Look up, right.
Well, you know,
I'll let you go...
but, uh, if you're
ever in the area...
you should stop by,
and I'll cook you a...
I'll cook you a real meal.
All right.
Well, maybe I'll do that.
- Okay.
- Nice seeing you.
Nice seeing you.
It was raining.
It was raining
when you met her...
the woman you were trying
to contact.
It was nighttime,
and it was raining.
Yeah.
And you two...
You two got into a fight...
but you rode with her
all the way home...
even though you lived
in totally opposite directions.
That's exactly what happened.
And she stiffed me.
I wound up paying eighty bucks
for that cab ride.
Do you wanna go somewhere else,
so we can talk?
Yeah, it's...
Yeah.
So I noticed you didn't have
any animals in your apartment.
Oh, well, my building
doesn't allow pets...
but I always grew up with cats.
Oh.
When I get a new a place,
I think I might...
Wait. Why'd you go, "Oh"?
"Oh, you had cats.
That's nice."
No, that was more like,
"Ah, you had cats. Figures."
I'm a vet. I love cats.
Right.
And the women who have them?
They're insane,
across the board.
You know, they wear,
like, sweatshirts...
- with their cat on them.
- Oh.
You know, "Hang in there."
Hey, look,
let me ask you, when...
In the market,
were you, like...
Were you hearing someone?
Um, yeah, I mean, I think...
I think so.
I think it was Kate.
Seems a little hard to believe.
I know,
but do you wanna try again?
What do you got to lose?
All right.
Let me just get
your hand, like... Okay.
This restaurant
reminds her of something.
New York. It was snowing.
We went...
We went there for Christmas.
You refused to admit
that you didn't speak French...
so you ordered the pancreas?
And then, later,
after you threw up all...
Hello. No, yeah.
No, no, no,
You're not interrupting
anything.
Are you serious?
Just so you know,
that wasn't me.
- That was J.W. I swear.
- Wow.
What else?
Are you getting anything else?
- Okay, listen, we'll come over tonight...
- Yeah, I'm just, I gotta...
I gotta get back into it.
- Okay?
- and we can meet afterwards.
Great.
Look, bro, when I see four girls
that's how I roll, man.
It's totally true.
Sorry, I'm,
like, totally thrown...
No, it was great.
- with the cell phone guy, um...
- I don't know where to begin.
- We should just try another time.
- We started out with a donkey.
Yeah,
I have to get going anyway.
What are the odds there was...
- Oh. When'd you give her your card?
That's all right. You got
your tricks, I've got mine.
- Wow.
- Seriously?
Yeah, but you don't really have
to be tricky...
if you wanna pay for lunch,
because I won't fight ya.
Yup. Cat person.
I thought it was the one
without her.
Thank you.
at first...
but then it was so easy.
to be harder...
so I wouldn't feel bad
about the situation.
- What?
- Ashley.
- No.
- Look in my eyes.
- No.
- It's time for a reality check.
I don't want a reality check.
You don't want one,
because you know you need one.
Tell me you are done with this.
I'm done...
right after this next meeting.
Why are you doing all this?
I'm... I'm helping someone.
Is he cute?
I don't see what that has to do
with anything.
Stay with me here.
You, ahem...
You hate doing this.
Yeah, it goes against
everything I believe.
All right,
and getting it over with,
you're stretching it out.
Well, he's very skeptical.
I can't just blurt it out,
or else he'd never believe me.
Today, you had lunch.
Tomorrow, who knows, dinner?
Maybe you'll go to a movie...
channel his fiance there.
- So off base.
- What does he do?
- Veterinarian.
- A doctor.
If you weren't gay,
I'd think you're jealous.
If you weren't blushing...
I'd think you were telling
the truth.
So you like
David Foster Wallace, huh?
I couldn't get past page 20.
I keep it there
because it makes me look smart.
Oh. Huh.
Oh, God, is he, like, a friend
of yours or something?
You got me a gift?
Well, you won't charge me,
and I'm taking up your time...
so, you know,
I had to do something.
David Foster Wallace!
I love him.
I saw the book last time,
so I figured you were a fan.
I am. I am.
I can't wait to not read this.
Yeah, they're short stories...
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