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Over Her Dead Body Page #7
- Take care of yourself...
- Ashley Clark.
- Bye-bye.
He sounded so serious.
No! No!
Did you like
that disappearing thing?
I just made that up.
I didn't even know
Okay, time to get to work.
Tonight, instead of sleeping,
I thought I'd tell you...
all the stories
of all the pets I've ever owned.
- Oh, people love pet stories.
- Just... Just...
So, I'm gonna start
with the first pet I ever had.
and I must've been eight.
She actually had kittens.
She had baby kittens,
and then we named them all.
And we used to call him Boots,
because he was all white...
and he had these little black...
- Boots?
- Exactly.
At least that's what we called
him until "he" had kittens.
Then we named him Mrs. Piggy.
And there were six kittens.
What were their names?
Was that you?
The doorbell?
Yeah, that was me.
Don't answer that.
I remember the kittens' names!
It was Willy, Betty, Whiskers...
Fang, Teddy, and Nugget!
And then there was Buffy,
who was my last dog.
But after he died, that was it.
God, I think that's all my pets.
You should get some sleep.
Mmm... thank you.
Good morning.
- The time is 7 A.M.
- You have a busy day in front of you...
- Good morning, everyone.
- so I thought you might like to hear...
all my favorite colors
and numbers.
- Blue, seven, seventeen...
- Good morning, everyone! Well...
Lime green, forest green,
yellow, one, blue.
Oh, crap,
did I already say blue?
You know what?
- Blue.
- Ow!
Oh, God!
Gettin' tired? Unable to
function?
I'm fine.
You know,
about what you're
getting into here.
I don't need sleep.
I can hound you
if something you hear
is real or not.
I can keep you
from sleeping and eating...
- and drinking...
- Enough!
Enough, okay?
Congratulations, you win.
I love spending time with Henry,
but it's not worth it.
Good.
Then my work here is done.
But if you ever try
to see him again...
- You'll be back.
- You can count on it.
Go.
Hey, wait, Kate.
Look, is there, um...
Is there anything
you wanna tell him?
What do you mean?
Well, Henry came to me...
because he wanted
to talk to you...
and I definitely think
I can deliver on that.
So is there anything
you wanna say to him?
Kate contacted me from beyond...
not like before, but clearer.
Clearer than anything
that I have ever experienced.
What did she say?
Hi, Henry.
She says, "Hi, Henry."
I know. Um, you know what?
Ask me questions.
Just, uh, ask me as
many questions as you'd like...
and just keep asking me
until you're convinced.
What was her favorite food?
at Sweet Lady Jane's.
She says ask a tough one.
Um, what was
her first pet's name?
Ernie the turtle.
She told me that earlier today.
She's only been to Maui, and
she got stung by a jellyfish.
You really, uh...
What else?
Her second toes are slightly
longer than her first.
She always meant
to take guitar lessons.
Well, I...
Why did she come here?
I mean, what does
she wanna tell me?
She says that she can tell
that you're torn...
between being faithful
to her memory...
and the feelings
that you have for me.
The hell I did!
Ow! Oh! Ah!
- What happened?
- Seed in the eye! It's okay!
Tell him the truth!
She says she just wants you
to be happy, Henry...
and she can tell
that you're happier with me.
You are screwing
with the wrong woman.
That's it. I mean,
she wants you to move on.
Oh, she's gone.
No, I'm not!
I'm right here!
I'm right here!
I'm gonna be with you
for the rest of your life!
Tell her thank you.
Thank you, Kate,
wherever you are.
Are you okay?
You look at it, Doctor.
Oh!
It really hurts.
Good. I hope it blinds you.
You are so dead.
I, Andy Chris, take you,
Natalia Yeroshik...
as my best friend for life.
I pledge to honor, encourage...
- and support you...
- Oh, you know the Lerner party?
You're gonna have
to do that alone.
Where, uh...
Where are you gonna be?
Uh, I gotta... I gotta...
I gotta go away. I'm...
Some... I've got a thing.
With... With who?
Shh.
With Henry? With Henry.
This is my solemn vow.
From this moment,
I, Natalia Yeroshik...
take you, Andy Chris...
- What, Dan?
- Nothing. Nothing.
This is my solemn vow.
I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
You may kiss the bride.
Congratulations.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Three...
four...
five...
- six.
- Ashley.
Shh!
Okay, where was I? I was on...
- Three.
- Thank you.
For what?
Three, four, five...
six, seven, eight.
I have to say something.
Now, you know I never get
involved in your love life.
- Bullshit.
- Fine.
As someone who's always involved
in your love life...
I think you should listen to me.
You're making a huge mistake.
No, I'm not.
Help me with the cart.
Okay, it's... It's not because
his fiance's ghost...
and-and it's not because...
he's a client who you lie to...
but you talk about picking guys
with problems?
He just got out
of a relationship...
where his bride was killed
and you'll be the first girl
he dates.
That's a pretty serious rebound.
You really think
this is gonna end up well, huh?
Nice try. You're still handling
Ladies and gentlemen,
Cherries Jubilee.
Excuse me for a second.
I could feel the heat
all the way back here.
- Are you okay?
- You know, if I were dead...
I wouldn't be following around
one person, okay?
I'd be finding out
the meaning of life.
notable dead people.
Oh, like who?
Um, like Eleanor Roosevelt.
What would you ask her?
Like, all kinds of things.
Like what?
Um...
All right,
forget Eleanor Roosevelt.
You're the only dead person
a little bit of your eyebrow.
What? Where?
Right... Right there.
It's not gonna be even.
You know what? I don't care.
And you know what else?
I'm going away with Henry
this weekend...
whether you like it or not,
and I don't care what you do.
I don't care if you set me
on fire or yell and scream...
and talk about your dog
I don't care! So if you're
trying to make me look insane...
it's not working!
So...
who's ready for cake?
Oy.
# I'll stop the world
and melt with you #
# You've seen the difference #
# And it's getting better
all the time #
# There's nothing you and I #
- Ha! No!
- Yeah.
- # Won't do #
- Oh, my God.
- Pretty smooth.
- It is beautiful.
It's so weird
how much this place...
reminds me of my own apartment.
You know what we should do?
I saw some people
riding one of those...
like, two-person bikes.
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