Ozzy

Run, Ozzy, run!

Ahh!

What's going on?

What did you do?

It's a long story.

You, you mangy mutt.

You again!

Ohhhh!

Hey!

Ha!

- Ouch!

- Ummmm!

Look out!

Stop right there, Ozzy!

Hold on, hold on there.

Hurry, nature calls.

And she's not waiting much longer.

Okay, I've got it partner.

Good morning, Ozzy.

Good morning, Mattie.

How's the big collar, Tex?

Don't get me started.

I know it's for my own good.

But I wanna scratch.

I wanna scratch so bad.

You think you've got it rough?

My family won't even let me

drink out of the toilet.

You leave out a fresh bowl of

water that big and don't expect

someone to take a few slurps?

I mean, that's torture.

Yeahhhhh!

Strike two, yes!

Next!

Every day it's the same thing.

It's a disgrace.

Someone should stand

up to those bullies.

Yeah, right, we'll go out together.

I'll distract them and

you give those two the...

Ozzy?

Another day.

Okay mutt, get ready for my best pitch.

Oh, the paper, great.

Thanks Ozzy.

Hold on, save some room, there's toast.

I don't want toast.

You always burn it.

What do you mean, I always burn it?

Mmmhmm.

Hmmm-hmmm.

No!

- Ouch!

- You've had enough bacon.

Eat some cereal.

Is this the special sawdust flavor?

It's got 10 essential

vitamins and minerals.

It tastes better than

sawdust, I'm guessing.

Hmmm, not so bad after all.

Want some more?

No thank you sweetheart, I'm full.

Me too.

Ahhhh!

Let's go Ozzy.

Oh, yeah.

Aha.

Hmmmmmmm!

The fence.

And the tiles.

And the lawnmower.

Hmmmmm?

Hmmh!

Hmmh!

Come and visit Blue Creek.

A different concept in boarding dogs.

Argh!

We can't help it, we just love

these four legged creatures.

She's been grounded

for two days now, Mattie.

Two days.

Yesterday, we missed the hot dog truck.

The day before, the ice cream truck.

If I miss the Korean burrito truck.

I don't think I can live anymore.

Patience Oz, it won't last forever.

Patience?

Two days, Mattie.

Do you even know how much

that is in dog time?

I can't Ozzy, I'm still grounded.

Mmm mmh.

Hmmm?

Hmmmmf.

Okay, helmet, check.

Daisies, Mom's favorite.

To make up with her later, check.

Tailwind, check.

How about you Ozzy?

Are you ready?

Mmmhmmm.

Can you two tell me where you've been?

Hi.

Thanks Ozzy, I'm getting the mail.

No way!

We're going to Japan.

Yay, a four star hotel.

All expenses paid.

So, we're going on vacation?

They're sending us to the

International Comic Salon in Osaka.

And if Star Dog wins, a lot more people

will want to read his adventures.

Are you green with envy, pickle?

Are you chilled to the bone, flame?

Ozzy, we're going to Japan.

To Japan.

Ozzy can't come to Japan.

What?

I was just at the embassy,

to pick up the visas.

They told me that if you travel

to Japan with a dog.

He has to go through quarantine.

They'd lock him up in

a cage for two weeks.

Well, we could leave

him here with someone.

Who?

Come on Marc, he's great with kids.

He never messes in the house.

He even knows Powerpoint.

Hmmm?

Well, not really.

But he's a quick learner.

Hello, Marc.

Hmmm, nothing.

What about Aunt Mildred?

We barely see her, but

she's part of the family.

Yes, the scary part.

When I come back,

I wanna find him alive.

Has ended, and the risk

premium has increased.

A strong reversal in banking.

Got a business trip coming up?

Have a dog and don't

know where to leave him?

Afraid he won't be in the best hands?

Wait, turn that up.

I said, "Turn it up, not off Ozzy."

Come and visit Blue Creek.

A different concept in boarding kennels.

We can't help it.

We adore these four legged creatures.

If you have a female dog,

bring her to Golden Meadows,

our residence for young ladies.

Run!

Come here you! Ugh!

Hey, gotcha!

- Get over here.

- I'm coming honey!

Stop it!

Cut him off.

I've got him.

Run Ozzy, run!

What's going on?

What did you do?

It's a long story.

You, you mangy mutt.

You again.

Look out.

Don't worry honey.

A month is gonna go by in no time.

Welcome to Blue Creek.

The Martins, I presume?

Nathaniel Robbins, pleased

to make your acquaintance.

And who do we have here?

So, the king of the house is named Ozzy.

He seems shy, well there'll

be time to break the ice.

Sorry, it's the first time

we've left Ozzy anywhere, and...

Oh, you don't have to explain it to me.

But I think she'll feel a lot

better in a short while.

Let me show you the facilities.

Dominic!

Monsieur Melville chooses

the produce himself.

All organic, of course.

Have a taste.

Bon Appetit!

It's got broccoli, I bet he'll hate it.

Let me present the sauna.

Shall we go to the massage room?

We offer Shi Tzu Shiatsu, magical mud

baths, and of course, full paw-decures.

And all of this for dogs?

To us, these aren't just dogs.

They're our best friends.

And we believe in treating

our best friends a little special.

Can't I stay here for three weeks, while

you go to Japan with Ozzy and Paula?

Sorry, no humans allowed.

Susan, did you see the price?

It's...

Of course, if it's a matter of

haggling over your pet's well being.

I can recommend some

places that are cheaper.

Well, he's comfortable.

Obviously.

Where do I sign?

That's it, say goodbye to your family.

You won't be seeing them

again for a long time.

Dominic, get this mutt out of my sight.

Call everyone, you know the drill.

Spa day's over.

Start marching.

Wait a minute!

What's going on guys?

Can someone explain what

the muzzle is happening?

Shut up and go to your place rookie.

Ahhhh, Dominic!

Everybody out, the day trip is over.

Move those paws, back to your block.

What... what is this?

Is it a prison?

We got a genius here.

Welcome to Blue Creek.

The real Blue Creek.

That's it, let's go.

Hurry up, get them in the truck.

Hmmmm.

Hey!

Wait for me.

Hey Killer, check this out.

Hmm, so, did you stretch your legs?

You just love to run

and run, for nothing.

The key is the center of gravity.

The axis must be slanted,

but just enough to...

Welcome, my name is Grunt, Warden Grunt.

Behave like a good dog and

you'll be treated like a good dog.

If you have any doubts,

any questions, now is the time.

So, may I speak?

Finally, mind if I sit down?

You see, I've been

brought here by mistake.

My family left me in a

luxury health resort and...

Is that so?

Oh yeah, pools, saunas, the works.

I don't know how I ended up

in this dump.

No offense, I mean, I do have

a soft spot for minimalism.

No offense taken.

Well, well, Decker, we have to

do something with this poor boy.

Thank you, that's very nice of you.

I can see from your face,

that you can be trusted.

Well, we're here to help.

If you'd be kind enough

to contact my family, the Martins.

Their phone number is

on the back of this tag.

By the way, my name is Ozzy.

O-Z-Z...

Good, now that I know your name,

I hope I never have to hear it again.

From now on, your number

" four-six-three."

Process him.

Hey! Fresh little bones.

Fresh little bones.

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