Ozzy Page #2

Hello rookie, are you gonna cry?

Come on, tell me, are you gonna cry?

I'll bet you three scraps, he'll be

calling for his master by lights out.

Silence, you pack of losers.

I don't wanna hear

a bark out of any of you.

One thing, four-six-three,

in here I am God.

I see all, I hear all,

I smell all, I know all.

So if you don't want trouble,

don't rub me the wrong way.

Get comfortable.

You're home now rookie.

Hey, that's my bed, kid.

Aha, now I can see ya better.

Now I can see you, period.

With my eye problems

I'm not so good at heights.

You don't mind taking

the top bunk, do you?

Thanks, hey what's your name?

Four-six-three.

I mean, Ozzy.

My name is Ozzy.

Pleased to meet you.

Fronky.

I hope you like talking.

I need someone to yap with.

I haven't had a cellmate in six months.

So, what's your story?

Tell me everything.

Pedigree or cross?

Favorite human food?

Favorite furniture to scratch up?

Silence in the cells!

Silence in the cells.

So where you from?

Okay, I'll tell you, but

don't get your hopes up.

I won't be here for long.

My family's back in a month

and they'll come and get me.

Sure, they're coming for me too.

When was your family going

to come for you, Remy?

In a month.

And how long ago was that?

A year.

And you, Ross?

The same.

Look, I'm sorry for you guys.

But I assure you, my family

will come and get me.

Tell yourself whatever you want.

But for your information,

I'm gonna escape.

If you want, you can come too.

10:
00, lights out!

Sorry buddy, I didn't mean to do that.

I'm a sleep kicker.

Instead of sleep walking,

I kick in my sleep.

But hey, it could be worse.

I could snore.

Up now, come on you

gang of tortoises, get up!

And I mean now!

189, move your haunches

or I'll send you to the hole.

Stop yawning 92, your breath

smells like two week old garbage.

Got something to say?

Come on, I'm dying to hear it.

Hey Chester, this is Ozzy.

My new cellmate.

Come on, give him a break.

It's his first day.

Exactly, you guys are trouble, Fronky.

You should know that.

Silence in the line, obey!

Everybody move, it's time to play back.

Well, four-six-three, you seem to have

all sorts of energy to burn,

here's the perfect place to burn it.

Here, everyone has to put

their paw to the wheel

because we have a quota to meet.

And if we don't meet it,

there's trouble.

And we don't want trouble,

do we, four-six-three?

No, no sir.

Here's your post.

The line doesn't stop.

If you're tired, too bad.

If you're thirsty,

stick out your tongue.

If you gotta urinate, lift your leg.

But the line doesn't stop.

Any questions?

Then start!

What are you doing rookie?

You're gonna get us all skinned alive.

Just figuring out the system.

I've got it now.

Don't worry, it's under control.

Next.

Next.

What is this?

- It looks like...

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, cat food.

Cat food?

But this is disgusting...

You got a problem with

the food, four-six-three?

Oh no, I love it.

You're a bigger pain in the neck

than an electric collar.

Kid, where you going?

I...

Thank you, I appreciate that.

My name's Ozzy.

And you?

Now you know buddy, with Doc,

words aren't necessary.

So eat up and enjoy the silence.

There's no mystery to this job.

Every morning we go to Grant's office.

We fill the cart with books.

And we distribute them.

And that's it?

Really?

Thanks for helping me out.

It's just the job I needed.

Finally, a bit of peace and quiet.

Hey, is that a Star Dog special?

Gus, I didn't think

you were into comics.

No way, I just want something

with a soft cover to snack on.

Oy, that face.

Let me guess, still

thinking of your home?

Look, if I were you I wouldn't put

my paw in the fire for some humans.

They're not some humans?

They're my family, they love me.

Sure, sure, they all love us.

Until the day comes when the love ends.

And then.

You don't know them.

They wouldn't abandon me.

They'll come and get me.

What's going on?

Who's that?

They call him Radar.

Careful, he's always got his

antennas raised to catch chatter.

Hey, Radar, what's up?

What's up?

What's up?

Have you been on the moon?

It's day six, pal.

That's what's up.

Day six.

Vito gets out today.

Vito rules the roost.

He calls the shots.

He's the dog.

Vito's trouble.

Just try to keep out of his way.

Hey chief, today's the day, right?

It's day six.

Shut your trap, Radar.

You're giving me a headache.

And all of you scram.

Go chase your tails somewhere else.

Come on Vito, let's go.

Out.

No way.

Is that?

What?

I said, "Is that Vito?"

But he's just a Chihuahua...

What?

You wanna go back to the hole, Vito?

You and I are gonna see

each other again, real soon.

That's it, good dog.

Somebody tell me who that clown is.

The latest rookie.

A greenhorn, he arrived the other day.

Look at you.

A week here and you're

already making friends.

Fronky, I don't mean to whine,

but is there anything we can do

about this ladder thing?

Maybe we can tie it to the...

Fronky?

Did you hear, Doc?

Fronky, he did it, he got out of here.

I got up this morning and...

Make a note, Red.

This makes 15.

Which way this time?

Hiding in the garbage in the pantry.

Doggone it guys,

I almost did it this time.

Almost.

Just one small, technical mistake.

One of your typical, technical mistakes.

Mmmhmmm.

Decker, come to the

Warden's office please.

Decker, come to the

Warden's office please.

Yah, hoohoohooohoo!

Geronimo!

Whoo!

Decker, come to the

Warden's office please.

Ay, Fronky, why don't you just give up?

This situation's

humiliating for all of us.

Give up? Never.

I'd rather stop breathing.

I know you don't understand it,

but there's

someone waiting for me out there.

A blind man who needs me.

You hear?

I'm his eyes.

His eyes!

His eyes?

Fronky was a guide dog?

Really?

What's up losers!

I got a message for you, from Vito.

He wants to talk to you, uh-oh!

To me?

Yeah, to you.

Don't you bark my language?

Or are you a mute, like the big guy?

Where are you going?

The invitation is for one.

Next!

He's clean boss.

He ain't packing.

Hey kid, you know this place?

You like sports?

Well, not much.

I see, well you seem

to be in good shape.

What's your thing, boxing?

No, not boxing, not me.

I see.

I hear you like running.

And that you ain't half bad at it.

Well, I wouldn't say that exactly.

You saying my dog is lying?

No, no, no, no, no.

Oh, so then you're lying to me?

Me?

To you?

That's the last thing I'd do.

I know, so don't waste

any more of my time.

Can you run?

Or can you not?

Yes, no, oh I don't know.

Take it easy kid.

Breathe, slowly.

Be mindful of the breath.

I just wanna ask you a favor.

Will you do me one favor, Ozzy?

Me?

Sure, one, two, all you need.

Well, it depends.

As long as it won't get me into trouble.

Into trouble, you hear him?

The guy's in the slammer.

He's worried about getting into trouble.

You kill me kid.

No, no, no, no.

No killing.

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