Ozzy Page #4

So guys, we're going to escape.

Yay, now you're barking!

Okay, down to business.

Wait until you hear

my new plan because...

I've got a plan too.

Who prefers my plan to Fronky's?

But you haven't seen this one.

It's got a catapult

and a dry ice machine.

Two to one, Chester?

Forget Chester.

Chester doesn't even want to know.

Are you crazy?

What part of, stay out of trouble,

didn't you understand?

Mmm-mmm.

Doc's right, it's useless.

I've tried for years to convince him.

He's too used to the inside.

He doesn't want to leave.

But, all right.

Listen, here's what we'll do.

Come on champ, go!

One, two.

Hey Ozzy, can I have

your autograph, champ?

12:
30.

Right, at 12 on the dot.

Ah, 12:
10.

They arrive on the hour.

10 minutes to load.

What's going on here?

102, 103, come on champ.

Come on, one more.

That's the way, champ.

Now, lunges.

Ohh.

You wanted your own training team?

You got it.

You wanted your own locker room.

And here it is.

Massage tables, showers, clean towels.

And that other item I asked for?

Ahhhhh.

It's useless.

It's a maze down here.

Somehow, we gotta get ahold of

the blueprints for this place.

I know where they are.

This'll be puppies play.

What?

In Grunt's office?

How are we gonna get in?

And how will we find them?

Well, there is someone who can help us.

We just have to convince him.

But don't worry.

Leave it to me, I got it.

No, no, no.

A thousand times, no.

Don't you get it?

I don't want anything to do with it.

What is it?

You want me to beg?

Please, please, pretty please.

Here you are Gus.

A bit of action.

The Odyssey, some lunatics try to get

home and half of them die along the way.

One hour, we just need

that key for one hour.

We go into Grunt's office.

We take the blueprints.

We come out.

We give you back the key.

No one will be the wiser.

Oh no?

Grunt has the best nose in the prison.

One stray hair.

A single pop and the wrong smell,

if he finds out, I'm a dead dog.

You miserable old cur.

I have had it up to my fangs with you.

I am sick of this.

Stop, you'll get me into trouble.

Hmmm?

If you think you'll get anything

this way, you're very mistaken.

Really?

I don't care.

Everything that gets wet, dries.

Then maybe option number two

will get your attention.

Okay, okay, all right.

I'll help you.

If I see one speck on that window

when I get back, my next

model will be your skeleton.

Huh?

For dog's sake be careful.

Grunt is fanatical about order.

He knows by heart, where each model is.

Each piece of paper, each...

Doc, why are you just standing there?

Move, they're gonna catch us.

And I'm too old for the hole.

So that's how you ended up here, huh?

Well you're gonna see

that ocean again buddy.

Here they are.

I've got them.

I've got the blueprints.

Let's go.

What do you mean, "Let's go."

Look at this mess.

We have to tidy up.

Hmmm.

Hmmmm?

Hmmm, hmmm.

Rwuhhh.

Hmmm.

Rwuhh.

Well boss, it's spotless, eh?

I wasn't pulling your leg.

Get out of here.

Whoa.

What's he doing?

Oh.

He's coming.

Stay calm.

He's coming.

What are we gonna do?

He's coming.

Do you mind?

A bit of privacy.

We're training in here.

Doc, Doc, Doc, he's gone.

Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy.

Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy.

Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy.

Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy.

Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy.

Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy.

Ha!

To the right.

To the right.

Yes, of course I'm completely sure.

Who do you take me for?

Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy.

Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy.

Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy.

Okay, it wasn't to the right.

What do you expect, with 20/80

vision in each eye, and this light.

Give me an O!

O!

Give me a Z!

Z!

Give me another Z!

Z!

Give me a Y!

Y!

Ozzy, Ozzy!

Hey you!

What was that?

I didn't do anything.

The pooch slipped.

You're gonna choke on that lie.

It there a problem?

Your mongrel just injured my champion.

Is that true, four-six-three?

Did he try to injure you?

Ah, no, I slipped.

Hey Vito, it's understandable, maybe

you wouldn't see things clearly

from all the way down there.

Oh Vito, Vito.

You know you're gonna

lose, just like last time.

And you'll make a fuss, like last time.

And you'll end up

in the hole, like last time.

My boy will make yours bite the dust.

I'm so sure about that, I'll be bull

eye to make this more interesting.

How interesting?

If we win, real food,

like the guards eat.

You put "Dancing with the Dog Stars"

back on in the TV lounge.

And no one's sent to

the hole for a month.

No, no, wait.

Okay, but if you lose, double shifts.

You'll work nights too.

It'll be cat food again.

And the TV is permanently off.

Wait a minute.

Calm down, calm down.

And I'm sick of hearing you.

You'll all wear muzzles

until next spring.

Is it a deal?

Good evening guards and dogs.

Welcome to an unforgettable evening.

D-day, H-Hour, our date with destiny.

Race of the century.

Hmmm.

Hmmmm.

How are you, Ches?

Have you come to say goodbye?

Give me a hug pal.

So long.

Get off.

So, you're determined to go

ahead with this madness?

Yes Chester, and if you don't want

any trouble, it's best

if you're not seen here.

Trouble?

What do you think's gonna happen

once you've escaped?

Shhh, not so loud.

While you guys are out there,

marking every tree you walk past...

What do you think

they'll be doing to us?

They'll make this place a nightmare.

But it's a nightmare already.

Listen to that.

Think of what those dogs

out there are risking.

Those dogs?

When did you start

caring about anyone else?

Mr. "Mind Your Own Business"

and "Keep Out of Trouble."

If you're not coming,

get out of the way.

No, you can't escape.

Keep your voice down.

You don't understand.

You can't escape.

Well done, Doc.

I'm sorry Chester.

But we're the ones

risking our necks here.

Nothing is gonna keep

us from escaping today.

Uh, just one thing Fronky.

About the escape.

I don't know if I can do it.

What?

Remy, it's 10 to one on Ozzy.

Do I hear six ribs on the rookie.

No Sam, we're not taking bets on

Dancing with the Dog Stars today.

Hmmmm.

Hmmmmm.

What is it, cold paws?

Is it the plan?

It can't be the plan, the plan's

perfect. It's your plan.

Forget the plan.

What if Chester is right.

Maybe I should try to

win the race for them.

Seriously?

Let me remind you that among them,

you have Vito, you have Lobo,

all those lovely dogs, who are

beating you up to make you run.

I know, but what about the others?

They trust me.

It's in my paws to get

them a better life.

I deserve a better life.

Doc deserves a better life, come on!

All right, what if we vote?

Whatever the majority decides.

The crowd is getting restless.

It's now 10 minutes

past official start time

and the stadium

is filled with the cry...

"Where's Ozzy?"

You lazy bums.

Keep your minds on the job.

Huh?

Where is that fleabag?

Who did that?

Get that hookworm out on the track now.

Even if you have to drag him.

Here we have him, the challenger.

The rookie rocket.

The Blue Stream Beagle.

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