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of these worms?

Yes! Only they feature

in my dreams every night

Making fun of me?

You know what these worms are?

Farmer's friend

When kids go fishing

they will look for earthworms

All you have to do is dig 1 foot

A clew of worms will

land up like an army

Where do you find them now?

When farmers have washed

their hands off agriculture...

...even our nation

is going to the dogs

If we don't go back to nature...

...we can't eat a morsel of rice

Then we have to settle

for cheese burger!

You don't even read

the newspaper properly

How did you learn all this?

If you're blessed with

natural intelligence...

...no need to study anything

If we use our eyes and

notice things all around us-

I have also watched

the film 'Pandavar bhoomi'

When did you-

Oh! I showed it

in my cable TV, huh?

If the film maker and I think alike

can anyone file a case?

Must feel happy

You took up the shovel to

cut cost and not pay a laborer

And then this sermon

My dear lady!

I will preach

I'll climb on top of that hill

and preach to one and all

I've only studied up to 4th grade

No parents

No aunts, uncles or cousins

Whatever you see here

I stood on my own 2 feet

And saved every single paisa

This garden, my job, house,

jeep and the new battery in it

Self-made man I am!

I'm the only one licensed

to preach in this-

I'm talking to you and

you just walk away

What's new?

Has even 1 dialog

changed in all these years?

Oh! That's why

I have to wash the dishes

Wait, listen

I'll change the dialog

You continue with

your sermon to the pit

Holistic sermon!

Good morning, sir

Attend to your work

Sermadurai

Yes, brother?

Is it an accident?

They are measuring the place

to build a new police station

We'll get a brand new

super police station

So we can be locked up

in a cool room and lie down

No other door has

so many holes, you see

Not meant to be funny!

I sent you to collect cash

I went to collect

Can you see that man

standing over there?

The chap in a cap

No, one with the tie

He's the engineer

Doesn't he look tip-top?

Instead of looking at him

with a dropped jaw...

...if you had also studied

...you would be in his shoes now

At least I studied up to 10th grade

What did you study?

I hold the title 'Padikkadha medhai'

'Unread man of letters'

is a classic Sivaji film

Don't I know that!

Don't I have a stack of letters

unread on my office table?

Man of letters unread

Got it?

The goat to be slaughtered

is grinning at the butcher!

Go and attend to your work

"I 'google-d' away to glory extensively

He's Mr Eccentric, the one and only"

"I hunted in Yahoo on the internet

He's a find so unique in any planet"

Bhai?

Hello, sir

Order 2 cups tea, please

Karuppu, bring 2 cups of tea

His name is Mariappan

He's the new contractor

His name is Suyambu

Roaring business

in cable TV, chit fund

Land broker

Good fellow

That's good, brother

If one fails

there is a back up

You see that building there?

That belongs to him

Don't embarrass me

That small shop below

belongs to me, that's all

Then brother is a big shot too

You look like you're doing

well for yourself too!

In a crunch situation, every inch of you

can be pledged to a pawnbroker

It's all fancy stuff

Gold covering, brother

That's alright

A contractor has to

maintain his image

It is our disguise

I'm in charge of

only civil work

The main contractor

is someone else

You can keep this

Brother-in-law is a politician

Keep it

- Don't want?

- No, no...thanks

He gets the feast

We get the leftovers

Life goes on this way-

Hey! What's up?

Brother, your wife called

She asked if you are

coming for dinner

Or if she should pour

water in the cooked ric-

New way of family planning, huh?

Brother watches movies, right?

- Hey! Keep quiet

- What movies?

He's a big time movie buff

Watches 3 movies a night

He loves to exaggerate!

2 movies only

2 movies in 1 night?

Yes, he will go home

And I'll be left all alone

If the cable gets cut...

...everyone will bring the roof down

Then end of the month

I won't get my dues

What movies do you

play at night?

What a question!

Fashion channel in his

cable TV is famous

Everyone here knows

all those models in that channel

Bhai, you're having a dig at me

in front of an outsider!

We must say all this

Why?

Otherwise he'll think

we are country bumpkins

As if they will believe you!

Bhai has kind of realized now

Really?

I can read between the lines

This is sweet

And this is savory

Which would you like?

Nothing except tea in your shop

Sanmuga brother

Smart Alec!

I've seen this sweet

since I was a kid

Let's go

You're spoiling my business

See you later, Bhai

"I am your cloud, my blushing flower

Will you bloom if on you I shower?"

"Mother-of-pearl conch reclining

with my touch your pearls are a-shining"

"Waging a war on you

God of Love's statue"

- Sermadurai

- What, brother?

My head hurts

I'll go home, take rest for a while

But your wife would have

added water to the cooked rice

Old rice soaked in water

is good for a headache

Brother, is the love song over?

Born worldly wise, huh?!

Oh no! I poured

water in the rice

Do I come across

as a glutton?

What scene today?

Bathing scene or

bedroom scene?

Rape scene

Come

What is this?

The children may wake up!

Smells good?

What's all this?

At this age?

If not now

when then?

Youth...!

Right

That's what they say!

What do they say?

That I am forever 16?!

Yes...you are

the talk of the town!

I need to ask you something

I knew you would

come to the point

What?

You want a son

That's all, no?

Whaaaat?

We've got 2 carbon copies of you

You would love to

have 1 like me now?

This one here is enough

No love for me?

Love is there in plenty

but that's not what I mean

Then?

We have that jeep, no?

Jeep?

It's too open there

Not even a door

What's wrong with this?

Cha! I didn't mean that

Let's sell the jeep

And buy a car with a door

Were you talking about

driving a car for so long?

Where are you going?

Do you study this for generations

how to annoy your husbands?

Is this what you pin down

your innocent husband and ask?

When have you

made time to talk to me?

So you ask this when a man

is in a mood to relax?

You think I'll agree

when I'm like this?

Find someone else for all this

Whaaat?

No, no...not like that

I won't agree at a time like this

I know how to control myself

is all I'm saying

It is tough

But I know how to

I'll manage

My name is Suyambulingam

Remember that!

You want a car?

We'll get one

This car...

...second hand will do?

Okay...okay

First...first...first!

We'll buy a new car

Dad! When did you come?

Night

Mom said you wouldn't come

I had no other go but to come

Why?

Last night-

I'll tell them

We intend buying a car

A Maruti car

- Car?

- Yes

We need to research

in order to book it

Super, dad

No need to buy a Maruti, dad

It looks like a soap box

Let's buy an Audi

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