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Whats wrong?

What, what?

Mirko!

- Are you mad?

- Horrific...

He scratched my face!

Lemon, are we going to fight

or cuddle?

Some fighters...

Its obvious theyre Serbs.

Look what youve done!

Dont be afraid, George.

You made them cry!

Look, Lemon, Im a top professional

but this is f***ing amateurism.

Mate, you know I dont mind

getting beat up, but us 4 against 400...

Lemon, these nice people

dont have any bedding.

Youre going to buy linen right now.

And since youre such a savage,

Mirko and Radmilo are going with you.

Make sure you buy something nice.

- You like it?

- Yes, I like it very much.

Very nice.

Id put babies into this.

Where can I buy a lot of it?

Well done, great taste, f***.

Well done, Misko.

And easy with that drink.

Better keep it

for your funeral in 2 days.

- I cant believe youre straight.

- You really think that?

I like you too.

Misko likes porn with two girls...

Terrific.

My godfather Simeon, who went

to America, always seemed suspicious.

- And he had four kids, four.

- I have two.

Were advised to marry

so we dont attract attention.

- Thats good advice.

- Shut up, leave the man alone.

For 20 years

Id been lying to her, every day.

And when she died...

then I confessed.

To myself and everyone else.

- This movie is a classic.

- My Misko loves this movie.

Really?

Misko, Ben Hur.

Ben Hur?

Sorry.

Heres your Ben Hur.

Charlton Heston

is unbelievably handsome.

Steven Boyd is like a balm.

Who do you like more?

Ben Hur or Messala?

Decide that yourself, mate.

Both. There arent

such suave guys these days.

Thats love.

Misko, why dont you

watch the movie with us?

You should be a more tidy dog.

I know its for the wedding.

But I have to. Its tough.

Ill return it.

Good evening, Uncle Lemon.

- Come for a beer.

- Youre visiting our territory.

What do you want?

You can send the wedding invitation

by mail.

Hows work?

As if you want to know

how to weld an exhaust pipe.

Parental love is a miracle.

How many times have I asked you

to work for me?

To move in with me.

- F*** it, Ive nothing else.

- What else...

Put 100 euros on the table

while Im not watching and go.

Easier for you, easier for me.

Listen...

I know youve got a team

to beat up fags.

I wouldve done the same...

in the past.

I understand that.

But I mean, who gives a sh*t,

let them live.

To be brief...

I had to take this job.

Im protecting the parade.

Youll protect the faggots?

Those sickos?

Ive protected politicians, singers

and all kinds of bastards.

For your mates,

to leave us alone on Sunday.

F*** you, Dad.

F*** you and their money.

Listen, son,

you and your mother never

ask where the money comes from.

I work like a f***ing horse

and you all screw me.

I guess its a blow job

with these new clients.

Leave my son alone.

Take that money.

We dont need anything from you.

I bought that gun for your birthday.

You used to aim it lower

when you were angry.

I was a kid.

Tamara, did you like our wedding?

The trumpets, the fun and all that.

It was okay, right?

Im just asking.

The wedding was great,

but the next 15 years...

really sucked.

- Does it hurt?

- A little.

- Let me see.

- Its nothing.

Just a minor family argument.

- My son...

- Hell be there?

Tomorrow, father and son will fight

each other over mere stupidity.

No offence, thats how I see it.

Me too.

Im also scared to death.

So why do all this?

I think you know already.

In the end, it seems you and me

are very similar.

You guys are okay.

Youre not at all...

Infectious, eh?

No, not that...

I mean youre normal like us.

When youre ready to join a line

to support something or someone,

thats the only thing that counts.

- It doesnt matter if youre gay or...

- Well get beaten up.

Have some whiskey.

Youre cured.

See, now no one will identify you.

Come on, get him!

Commandant, be careful.

Im betting on you.

Lajos is our colleague.

A retired police dog.

Now he works for money.

Hes dangerous

in an oral confrontation.

Like some women, who I respect.

Put 1000 on Lajos

and remind them dog fights are illegal.

Lets get out of here.

Come on... I hear youve grown

quite sensitive.

- Are you pulling my leg?

- No.

I swear Ive never heard

anything funnier in my life.

After singers and war profiteers

our Serbian hero, Lemon,

is protecting faggots.

Please, excuse me...

100 cops for 2 hours

so everything goes okay.

First of all, you need at least 400.

The Croats had almost 1000.

What do you want?

The car business?

Its yours.

And I want your dogs

not to touch my dog.

- Anything else?

- What?

I hear your woman is like Lajos.

Dangerous in an oral contest.

We can really f*** you now.

Youre in a high-risk group.

Okay, thank you.

You cant help.

When you could have, you f***ed up.

Know what? I feel sorry for you.

And for me. My soul hurts.

Ill find him. You know me.

No one can escape from me.

Bye. Greetings to your folks.

Hello, Polenta.

You asked around... and?

Nothing. Bye.

Mate, if Lemon is missing,

I wont blow hard in Belgrade.

You guys, come on, time to go.

- Ill be waiting outside.

- Oh, shut up.

F*** it.

Let me know

if you find out anything.

Take this, to remember us.

- Ive no one else to call.

- I knew this wouldnt work.

- Lemon wouldnt run away. Never.

- Youre right, fag Radmilo.

He saved my family in the war.

He couldve lost his head for that.

A man like that never runs.

Hes not a f*ggot like us.

Hello?

Yes?

What is it now? Are we going?

Good.

They found him...

my colleagues in E.R.

Hes there, hes not good.

Lets go.

- You have to go to reception first.

- Get lost.

Misko...

- How are you?

- Fine, fine.

Like someone f***ed me a little.

But not guys like you.

You dont use the same technique.

Dont exert yourself.

You have three broken ribs.

Only three?

Even cops

arent what they used to be.

Hey, I want to say

for myself and Radmilo,

in fact, for all of us,

f*** it, we apologise.

Cut the crap.

Tomorrow youll walk

like a proud man.

Like a proud f*ggot.

- What will he do?

- Thats my promise.

- Enough of babysitting.

- Dont!

Those faggots wont do it,

I mean the straight and gay ones...

the gay ones are double faggots.

But theres one condition.

Ill sleep in my own bed tonight

with my own wife.

And now, a little bit of rock.

Swear to me,

my lucky superstar,

that no one can...

Yeah, mate...

... break us apart.

Come on, even if youre faggots

youre people too, cheers!

No one can do anything to us,

were stronger than destiny...

Thank God Im not straight.

But theyre still cute, in a way.

Come for Pride.

Later well play our own stuff

and well really dance.

Ill dance with Roko.

Come on, were going too.

- Did I f*** up too much?

- No.

- Does it hurt?

- No.

Why do you lie?

It hurts, but just a bit.

Go and park the car somewhere.

It could get damaged.

- Misko, will it be dangerous?

- No.

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