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F***ing bastard!

CHETNIK PUSSIES:

At least now

that f*ggot graffiti is covered.

No one can do anything to us,

were stronger than destiny.

They can only hate us...

F***ing American asses!

You f***ed up the Indians

and Vietnamese, but not us. No!

You f*ggot f***!

No one can do anything to us,

were stronger than destiny.

They can only hate us.

All those who dont like us...

What a nice soprano.

Pines and firs, maples and...

And birches,

one bending to the other...

What the f*** are they staring at?

That ones recording.

- Azem...

- Waiting for NATO again?

Lemon, you Serbian pig!

How are you, you Shiptar p*ssy?

Hey, no kissing.

- Come on, 3 times.

- For luck.

Is there anyone

Lemon didnt fight?

What we are looking at?

My flying soul... Look.

Nice, nice.

A real Serbian hawk.

F***... look at it.

Not completely Serbian,

hes got a little bit of Albanian.

A Serbian one

lands empty-handed, I mean legged.

This one brings presents.

F*** your Albanian mother...

Heroin.

It cures AIDS, thats how strong it is.

Hes tank-phobic.

Give me the goods.

These are my regular customers.

Free Kosovo!

Hey, democracy, brotherhood!

Thank you!

Cash machine.

See how well we live off donations?

The whole village.

Here, my share.

- You should be up for a Nobel Prize.

- For peace.

This is a real criminal, not us.

This is Shefket.

He only carries heroin. Dads beauty.

This one here

specialises in white stuff.

This is an owl,

shes the third night shift.

And this one here... Ibro.

He doesnt do much.

Tastes the goods.

Got addicted to heroin.

Come on, son.

See? A f***ing tragedy.

Got a canary for Ecstasy?

- Animal abuse!

- Shut up.

- What did he say?

- Nothing, hes tired from travelling.

Azem, Ive got a nice job for you.

- Something to do with hawks?

- Not hawks... Ill explain.

Tell me, Azem, do you know

what a sexual minority is?

I do. Its you Serbs...

At least that Balija stuff is covered.

And this is like a hawk... in a crest

its like the Serbian coat-of-arms.

I had such a nice time in Belgrade.

Me too. It was so exotic, man.

Just avoid the zoo.

Youll get arrested again.

What do you mean?

20 years ago at that zoo

a zebra got clap.

They investigated and found

cheap cigarette butts near the zebra.

Not cheap, Filter Yugoslavia.

They figured out that the workers

who were fixing the wall...

What a cretin!

- And how was it?

- To be honest, nice...

- How could you do that?

- I was a kid, 22, 23, knew nothing.

Oh, f*** your mother...

- Was it at least a female zebra?

- Of course it was, hes not a f*ggot.

To be honest,

I dont bloody remember.

In Bosnia, we keep garden gnomes

in front of the house.

Biserka! Honey!

Misko!

Theyre alive!

Youre back!

F***, I thought they were stuffed.

Bisa, my brother.

- Oh God, theyll kiss now.

- They wont.

Youre back!

Feel free to greet,

but no touchy-feely.

- What, are you jealous?

- No, but I will be.

This is Halil, Azem, Roko.

And these are our fag... clients.

- My God, what rednecks!

- What?

Im George.

Can I touch your muscles?

Touch it, if you like.

Hell end up like that zebra.

I dont get it... Radmilo?

Excuse me...

This was a birthday present!

Mirko, wait!

- What did you f*** up now?

- Nothing, f*ggot issues.

Mirko. Open the door, please.

Leave me alone.

This is the design.

Do you like it?

- Oh, f*** it...

- F*** it, Misko?

Oh, you really are a boss, mate.

You already live in heaven.

- Nice.

- You got a house from a magazine.

- Its a bit faggy... but nice.

- A bit...

Out of my way!

Tell me what happened

between you two.

What the f*** is wrong with you?

Wait... I mean,

you cheated on me with that?

Mr Mirko,

my Misko is not a f*ggot.

Whats that uh-huh

supposed to mean?

F*** off! All of you!

Ill do this job as a professional

and get married as a man.

- Move it.

- Misko! Misko, wait!

Now Lemon will cry in the toilet.

We start from Point X.

Theyll walk a couple of hundred metres

to the horse statue.

Behind the horse, theres a big building

where they keep old stuff.

- The flea market?

- F*** it.

- The National Museum.

- Could be.

Theyll stop there, wave that

colourful crap, blow balloons. Done.

Too much wine.

Half an hour of work and thats it.

- Wheres the rest of the team?

- Im working on that.

- An obvious provocation...

- Theyre talking about us.

- What sh*t did you get us into?

- Turn it up.

... calling for lynching, with graffiti

saying Were waiting for you.

He repeated in front of our camera

what the neo-fascist group

plans to do on September 20th.

For each fag, well send out

seven Serbian patriots.

Well see who ends up hurt.

We will.

Theres no one else.

- How many Serbos will come?

- A few hundred.

Oh, my Lemon...

Of all places,

Ill leave my bones in Belgrade.

No, youll leave them

in that sh*t-hole of yours.

Come on,

see how big a man you are.

Therell be at least as many faggots

as those regular d*ckheads.

At least seven times more straights

will come to stop them.

Theyre just crazy kids.

Dont be afraid, Miss Lenka.

Im here.

When you see the flags of St George,

youll know its your end.

Phew, f*** your bearded father!

Dont worry, itll be a fair fight,

like Lemon and I had once, one-on-one.

- What did you train in?

- Rhythmic gymnastics. As a boy.

Mirko, the deal wasnt

that we take part in violence.

We dont fight.

Thats why we hired you.

You dont fight, but you scratch,

pull, cry and throw tantrums.

Now were going to change that.

Tomorrow were getting up at 6.

So go to bed.

In a one-on-one fight,

initiative is most important.

Ill show you a grip

called Hizagatame

which made a lot of Ustashas

really suffer.

And Ill demonstrate

how we won the war

by learning the techniques

of immortals like Bruce Lee,

Mate Parlov and Cro Cop...

- Is this judo?

- Theyre hugging like aunties.

- Because of this Ustasha...

- 10 euros on Lemon!

- I wont bet on him.

- I will.

Im betting on you.

Get him, Misko!

Get him now!

Judo, eh?

You f***ing Serbian son of a b*tch.

Come on, Misko.

Im telling you, honey,

a dick is an overvalued commodity.

Now, girls, lets see how you go.

I heard what you said.

Pay up.

Split into pairs.

Where are Lolek and Bolek?

Get out.

- Well split into pairs.

- Id like to go with... You decide.

Want me to take Azem?

- Are you fags?

- No.

- I said one straight with one fag.

- Gay.

- Okay, one gay and one what?

- Straight.

Whatever.

Youre so jealous of your partner,

youll poke his eyes out.

So youll go with this nice guy.

Whats your name, Lenka?

I cant go with her.

Im terrified of lesbians.

Come here.

Ill go with this designer.

Stand there, hold your fists up.

Radmilo,

Azem can teach you a few tricks.

Come on, defend yourself.

Wait, whos with me?

Why are you hitting me, girl?

F***, shes hitting like a man.

Lemon, wheres my f*ggot?

Arms up like this.

Be scary, be scary.

Mouth half open.

You must look at your opponent.

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