Paranoia Tapes Page #2

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There's nothing scripted

about this footage.

My brother, I love him so much,

and now I'm outside

in a barn because I found more tapes.

You can hear our dog's going crazy,

they haven't really fed it for like,

I don't know how long.

Somehow they're being kept up, ya know?

They're standing.

I just flew in and I had to document it.

Here ya go.

I knew I should have given her up.

I hate myself for letting

them talk me out of it.

And I can't get a good night's sleep.

These dreams I'm having are so f***ed up.

Shut up!

Shut up, shut up.

The other day, I swerved off the road

and I hit a guard rail.

I just hoped that here

and I both would fly off

the freeway into the traffic below.

Instead I got stranded with

a flat tire in a hot car.

And I just wanted to walk

away and leave her there.

Maybe she would have died,

maybe some pathetic couple

would have found her.

Coulda started all over again.

Last night, I picked her up

and threw her across the room,

just to get a f***ing moment of silence.

Shut the f*** up!

Shut the f*** up!

God!

Whatever, it's mine.

It's Kelly, please call me back.

Okay?

I really need you to call me back.

Beware, Freddie's here.

Hey everybody, it's the twisted freak.

Freddie Decay.

I'm here with a little

nursery rhyme for you.

One, two, Freddie's coming for you.

Three, four, better lock your door.

Five, six, grab your crucifix.

Seven, eight, better stay up late.

Nine, 10, never sleep again.

I'm coming for you.

Each and every one of you.

How do I look?

All right.

I'm gonna let you go,

just for a little bit.

The neighbor wants to borrow you.

That's okay, I'll get you back.

Ooo, battery's dying.

Ooo.

Oh.

Well, hello Ronald.

It's Ronny baby.

It's Ronny.

All right?

Oh yeah, wow.

Something wrong with your voice.

Nah, nah, nah, we can uh,

you wanna come on in?

We could shoot some stuff, ya know?

Well yeah, I wanna

show you how to work it.

Do you know how to work that thing?

Yeah only if

you bring your sister over.

My sister can't come,

she's with her boyfriend,

or slave of the week or whatever.

Oh she's gonna come over.

She's gonna come all right baby, oh yeah.

Seriously.

I'm sorry what did

you say about my sister.

I said she's gonna, she's

gonna come and you can

call me Ronny.

Ronald.

Ronny.

Yeah, if you wanna take

off some of those clothes

that's cool, do too.

What the f*** did you just say to me?

I said you can

take off those clothes

if you want.

Dude.

Come on now.

Dude.

Inappropriate.

It's PoV babe.

Do you wanna borrow my

f***ing camera or not.

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

just want those though,

you know what I'm saying.

All right, I'm getting

the f*** out of here.

Seriously?

Seriously!

Looks like we have

the place to ourselves.

Yep, all to ourselves.

You know what that means, right?

No, what?

It's time for

my going away present.

Not here.

What? Why not?

You got some other Joe to take

care of you when I'm gone?

You know that's not true.

Come on baby.

I don't know how long

I'll be gone on tour.

Just put the camera down,

we can take care of that later.

All right.

Hold that thought.

I've got something else for you.

One sec.

Okay.

Okay, close your eyes.

Okay.

No, no, no, cover them.

But make sure they're closed.

All right.

What the f***?

Hey Dwayne.

Are you busy?

What's with the camera?

Nothing.

Thought you were supposed

to be with your man

Nole tonight.

Did you do it?

Did you tell him?

Actually, I

did something better.

Here, hold this.

F*** is that?

Here!

Come here and look.

The f*** Tessie!

So you guys

think you can play me.

What?

- F*** you!

- No!

All right b*tches, it's working.

Thank god my daddy got me this new phone.

It's not even out on the market yet.

Gotta love those Japanese f***ers.

Good Blanca, way to make

the rest of us feel like sh*t.

Bite me b*tch.

You'd like it too much.

You're probably right.

Okay so ladies, we have

something important to discuss.

Yeah, and tonight, we're

all gonna get twisted.

Well, somewhat twisted.

This is really important guys.

They're only going to hire

one of us from the internship

and they decide in two weeks.

Yeah and the funny thing

is, I'm gonna be the one

that gets hired.

Whether you guys like it or not.

Yeah right, b*tch, I got this.

Woah, nails down, nails down.

Okay, okay, okay, why

are we gonna talk about it?

Let's just let it happen,

that's the best thing we can do right now.

I mean, as long as it's one

of use that gets the job

and not one of those

other skanks or losers.

I totally agree.

But are we all gonna

be like mad at each other

if one of us gets it.

We all know I'm gonna get the job.

I sucked off Mr. Jenkins.

The internship supervisor?

Ew, gross.

Yeah, well, who's the

only intern with an office?

Okay, I have a better idea.

How 'bout we go to a club

and rub up on some hot guys?

I like the sound of that.

Let's hit the nest.

All right b*tches get in this.

Yeah, get in it.

All right say hello to your fans.

No, don't record that.

Hey come on.

I have to pee.

Whatever.

Come on let's go.

Are you serious?

I'm getting tired of

your sh*t Blanca, let's go.

Can't wait to get wasted tonight.

I'm not gonna

hold your hair when you puke.

Tess, hurry the f*** up.

Keep your panties on, I'm coming.

What were you, taking a sh*t?

Leave it to my sister to call me out.

Remember to flush?

F*** off.

Enough!

I'm horny and I'm not looking to get laid

by one of you b*tches

tonight so, get it moving.

Panties been on just a little too long?

I'll make

sure to throw my overflow

your way tonight.

Hey, record this.

Come on already, just get in.

F*** you.

Hurry up!

What the f*** is happening?

As soon as the van stops,

make a break for it.

Will you let me go?

Shut up.

Why are you doing this?

Shut the f*** up or I'm

gonna shut you up permanently.

Okay, okay, I'm sorry.

Sh*t, what is Blanca's

password on her phone?

Try 1195.

It didn't work.

Sh*t, why does she have a

f***ing password on the phone.

We can't make calls but the camera works.

What are we gonna do?

Run.

Where?

Where the f*** are we even?

When they took us in the

van it was like 15 minutes.

What direction?

Why are they doing this?

Go bring another one, we're

almost to the full aspect.

Do you want one of the marked ones?

I don't care.

Just bring one to the fire.

Where do you think you're going?

The time is upon us!

Throw the last body in.

He's here.

He's here.

The time is upon us.

Hey.

Round two?

Uh yeah.

Nice camera dick face.

So, remember what we

talked about on the phone?

Yep, I do.

Wow, look at this.

Yeah.

I'll sit here, okay.

So, um, I need

to apologize for something.

Oh wait.

Come here little buddy, lemme take that.

Hold on.

It's not

that hard to say sorry.

You're right, you're right,

it's not hard to say sorry.

Okay look, I'm, I was somewhat

of a pervert yesterday

and uh,

Go on.

I'm just sorry.

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