Paranoia Tapes Page #3
- Year:
- 2017
- 92 min
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I don't know who I was.
I said some bad things and
I shouldn't have said it.
There, that's your apology.
I'm sorry,
all right.
Hmm.
You like that camera on me don't you?
Yeah.
Well, since we have it on you,
why don't you explain to the
world why your hair's blue?
I'm sure Homer's gonna
jump in the sack with you
and tear your blue hair all over.
It matches my eyes, okay?
And your car apparently.
Your smurfmobile.
Was that your car in the driveway?
Yeah.
So what's your
F***ing blue, all
right, anyways.
Attitude.
Look there's another reason
why I did bring you guys
over here.
Oh, oh, I know,
you wanted to tell us
about your creep ways, huh?
I know you're that peeping
Tom staring at your
next door neighbors through the windows,
filming 'em?
No, I just have a fat
neighbor with glasses
who thinks he's the god of
film and everything else.
Dude, you have
something against f***ing
fat people with f***ing
glasses, huh, f***er?
No, no, I don't.
But I'm just saying, I mean, I.
Not to break
up your guys's stimulating
conversation, but one
you're actual neighbor,
the fat guy with long hair and glasses,
actually pretty cool.
And we're technically two doors down, so,
don't be a f***ing creep
and getting us in the shower
or anything else.
Look, just 'cause I
almost tried one time
doesn't mean you guys have
F***ing knew it.
Liar.
He's gonna put that
bullshit on the internet.
Sister.
F***ing, I'll tell my dad.
Well,
We're gonna tell our mom.
That's worse, right?
Mom will f***ing have your ass.
Anyways, um, no, my dad's been missing
for a couple days.
- Aliens?
- Aliens yeah.
Blair!
What?
No.
What makes
you think he's missing?
Well, he was on a,
he's been working on
this case at work, okay?
And he's been consumed
with it and one night,
he didn't come in.
Nothing, nothing, he just didn't come in.
And I went to the strip clubs
in case you're wondering,
okay, and I went,
I woulda seen him.
You would have, wouldn't you?
Probably gave your dad a
Wow.
I'm just kidding.
- Did he at least tip or?
- Creepster.
Look,
On.
Look, I have some
stuff I found in his room
and I need your guys's help, so yeah.
Just stay right here, I'm gonna go get it.
All right, is that fine?
Am I gonna have any more
attitude with you two?
Just go and get it.
You're so uptight.
Yeah.
Say hi to the camera.
Hello.
We're waiting right now for Ronny boy,
he's going to get his f***ing porn stash.
Probably.
It's gay porn, I know it.
Probably.
All right.
Hey Skaggs, I
made mac, come on in and eat.
Pipe bomb.
Okay.
I made mac, come on in and eat.
Why you filming all this?
Well, I figure like
this, we record what we do
during the day, and once
there's a full tape,
we send it to Mom so she can watch it.
It's almost like Mom was hear with us.
It's almost like the camera
is Mamma, sitting there
having mac with us.
Mamma's dead Buster.
It's just us now.
Understand?
I understand.
Ain't nobody else.
Just me and you.
And it's up to us, listen to me Buster,
it's up to us to make
things right, ya understand?
I understand.
And there ain't no tape in that camera,
so don't go digging around
trying to find one, you'll break it.
I don't get
why we're doing all this.
Seems like a lot of trouble.
I told you, we've been wronged.
Hey, I remember that backpack.
It's the one I used to
use after we got back
from Iraq.
Remember that Skaggs?
Yep, I remember.
Man, it seems like forever ago.
I remember we were in the
unemployment office all the time
and I carried all the paperwork
and stuff in that bag.
Used to keep your books in there.
Remember that cookbook you
used to sit and read?
That was funny.
The Anarchist cook book?
Yeah, I remember.
That's a funny title.
You know what, keep filming bro.
We're gonna put this up on the internet
when we get to Bogota.
You got a stand for that thing?
You mean a tripod?
Yeah, yeah.
Is that thing on?
Yeah.
Good.
Okay, here's the thing.
Here's why we did it.
The government, our
government, sent us over seas
to kill strangers.
But we volunteered Skaggs.
That don't matter.
Killing people is not
what we signed up for.
Getting half the meat on
my leg burned off by an IED
is not what I signed up for.
And then we come home.
They don't wanna help
with the medical bills.
Or finding a job.
That ain't right.
They owe me.
That's right bro.
You're goddamn right that's right.
What about Mamma?
When Mamma got sick,
they pulled her Medicare.
And she died.
She died in a filthy
bed, in horrible pain,
with me holding her hand.
And it's the government's fault.
They owe me, they owe us.
And they're gonna pay.
They're gonna pay today.
Preach on, brother.
Get the camera.
You be careful with that bag.
I'm no bomb expert, but I
a whole hell of a lot
to set that thing off.
Okay.
Do you know where this place is?
Yeah, Federal
building right up the street.
We'll put that at the entrance,
call the cell phone detonator
from a few blocks away,
watch the fireworks and we'll be long gone
by the time they figure out it was us.
You know, you're pretty smart Skaggs.
I bet it's 'cause you read a lot.
You know, you should be a scientist.
I bet you'd be a number one
scientist in the whole world.
And you'd by my
number two scientist, bro.
Look at these kids.
They don't have a clue what
the real world's all about.
Living in a cess pool run
by evil little cockroaches.
All they wanna do is run the streets
and laugh like there ain't no problems.
Yeah, idiots.
Yes sir, yes sir.
Knock out game.
This our game, mother f***er.
Get your ass down.
Mother f***er.
F*** you!
Skaggs!
Skaggs, you okay?
Knock out?
Knockout game, are you kidding me?
You hurt my brother!
You owe me!
You owe us!
- Knock out game!
- Buster no!
What's up boys and girls.
It's the twisted freak.
It was such a rainy, beautiful day.
I decided to come out in my shop
and have a little fun.
Let the madness take
me for a little while.
There was so much blood.
Hey psychopath, we get
bad names like we're crazy
or we're insane.
I don't think so.
We are what makes the world go round.
'Cause without us, life would be boring.
So, think we'd come out and kill a few.
Reduce the population
of idiots in the world.
I'm sorry Vixen ain't here today.
She had something to do,
but she told me what I needed to do before
she left for the day.
She said, "Twisted, this
face doesn't suit you.
"This does not suit the
twisted freak." She said.
We must show the world how
sick and twisted you can look.
So I did what she said this morning.
No more damaged.
I'm just a twisted freak.
Here to show you the way.
And now I have a smile on my face.
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