Paranoia Tapes Page #5

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weird for a documentary,

but I figure why not put

myself in the victim's shoes?

Is it creepy?

Yes, but it's getting into

the moment, so whatever.

What are you doing?

Oh god.

I'm your friend.

Don't we look cute?

How was that for your f***ing documentary?

Time to do some deleting.

What is this about?

Heather's leaving and she

wanted me to record some stuff

while she's in Europe so

she can feel more at home.

That's so cheesy.

Maybe, but she's our friend.

You're friend you mean.

So that's high

praise coming from you.

Remember that time

that we went to the lake

and she was all like, you're

so brave to wear a bikini.

She knows how I feel, I doubt

it'll come as a surprise.

Speaking of surprises, did

you hear about Pauline Fleming?

The one from high school?

Yeah, that from sophomore

year, homecoming queen,

the nice hair.

Mmhmm.

Last week she killed

herself, she hung herself.

Get the f*** out of here.

Yeah, it's pretty crazy.

Hmm, what's crazy?

Pauline Fleming from high school,

she hung herself last week.

Oh, the one with the hair?

Yeah, that's her.

Hmm, well, that's a tragedy.

Let's just talk happy stuff.

I mean I do leave for Europe in a week,

and then Paris and Prague

and who freaking else cares?

Thank you Ronnie so much for

doing this video thing for me.

I mean, it means so much.

I love you so much.

Oh and uh, you too Betty.

Yeah.

I'm so happy to do it Heather.

It's like I'm going too that way.

Enough of that sh*t, you

guys aren't gonna believe this.

What?

Brenda Walsh, that beauty

queen who went to West Brook,

she was found dead from

an apparent suicide.

It says she posted to

social media that she was

gonna do it, then she was

found dead in the bathtub

with her wrists slashed.

What is up with these people?

It's like killing

yourself is going trendy.

Yeah, everyone just, I

mean, anything to be popular,

but whatever.

I gotta go kids.

Busy, busy, so much to do before...

You

go to Europe, we know.

Hey, just video taping a

little bit of home sweet home

before you leave.

Little memories like that

time you got f***ed up on

Jaeger bombs and I had to hold

your hair in the bathroom.

That was disgusting.

Or the time we made

s'mores, not so disgusting.

I can still smell the chocolate.

Oh my god that was super good.

Or the time at the barbecue.

That was so much fun and

the food was really good.

What's going on?

What are you talking about?

Veronica?

What are you doing here?

Veronica, shhh.

What the f***?

Remember Veronica, that

guy in high school, J.D.?

He used to have like sexual fantasies

every time he would try

to choke me out while

we had sex.

Huh, do you remember him?

He kinda taught me a thing or two.

Yeah.

Nighty night princess.

Cemetery

I want you both to dance on my grave

I'll strip to the

I thought we were friends?

I know, I know.

You know, it's just so

hard being this pretty.

Like you don't understand

all the stress I go through.

Ronnie, you really were a good friend.

And I'm gonna miss you, Besty.

F*** you.

I thought you would understand all this.

But, you know, I never really

noticed how perfect I am,

and I have to be the

only one that is perfect.

You can't have better

lips than me, and you do.

And you can't have better

hair than me, or teeth

or anything about that nature, so,

What are you doing?

So tonight, you're gonna OD on heroine.

F*** off you crazy b*tch.

Guess you must have been

hiding it from everyone.

So, let's see.

So then tonight, I mean, you

just couldn't take it anymore

since you were, you just

couldn't take it anymore, life.

So you're just gonna

show that you were ODing

Get the f*** away from me.

Get the f*** away from me!

F*** off!

That was the first one, five milligrams.

You're gonna be feeling pretty

fine right about now, Ronnie.

F***ing crazy b*tch.

And this.

You were my friend!

Bye bye birdie.

All right, so this, you're

gonna be making history, Ronnie.

Almost there.

Veronica?

Veronica?

Woah.

Is this stuff real?

Yeah.

Man your dad had a found

footage fetish or something.

No, he had this stuff,

but I don't know why.

But the answers here, it's somewhere.

By the way you really

smell and you look terrible.

Were you up all night watching this stuff?

It wasn't my intentions.

I put these movies in, and I keep,

I've been captivated.

I tried to go to sleep, it just,

it just kept bringing me back.

Okay, well, I should go so

you can clean up and sleep.

No, no, look, I like the company.

Makes me,

Makes me happy that I have

two sets of eyes watching.

All right, well, if you

fall asleep I'm bailing.

Fine.

But energy drinks is what does it.

And um,

that's what,

anyways.

Whose camera is that?

Uh, that's my dads.

Does it still work?

I honestly have no clue.

Oh look, it lights up.

Huh, okay.

Cool, well, I'm gonna go shower

and you can sit here

and click these links.

Have you watched them already?

Nah, when I was uploading the

VHS tapes and the beta tapes

I got the links and I put it together.

So all ya gotta do is just give it a click

and you're good to go.

Okay.

All right, just sit

here and I'll go and shower.

What if I see something

I don't want to see?

I don't know.

Okay.

I had to cut in quick,

'cause as I'm reviewing it,

I'm putting it in the pieces

and I have to explain it.

I'm still smoking.

I know, it's gonna kill me, right?

Long pauses.

Seems fitting.

Seems fitting for what I'm documenting.

But

I don't know

where this is going.

I haven't even seen the rest

of what my brother found.

I do know about those

girls 'cause he called me

and he told me.

He said, "Hey there's two hot

chicks that live next door."

So if you have kids or

whoever's watching, don't,

just don't let 'em watch the rest.

'Cause ya know, I don't

know what to expect.

Shut up.

Just,

So, tell me

Brian, what do we plan

on seeing here?

In fact, why don't you

tell all of our viewers

where we're going?

Well, as you guys know,

I have this speculation

and theory of the death clock.

We're on our way to the

one place that several

incidences have happened.

This one place is the factor

in all of my research.

All videos posted so far

has lead up to this one.

Way to plug your own videos buddy.

All I'm saying is, you're

making it sound a lot

cooler than it is.

The time is now, right?

Listen, you guys knew

what tonight was about.

If you didn't wanna come,

you coulda just stayed home

and played Xbox or something.

The fact that what we're

saying is getting you mad,

is the reason why we keep giving you hell.

You do realize that, right?

Yeah, I know, but

it's fun to see the look

in your faces when I do act upset.

That is the key, is to always act upset.

Hunter, why you so shy right now?

No input from you?

What is this, your gay

fantasy of men arguing?

Oh hah hah, Brian.

Real funny.

I almost creamed my pants.

This is the place?

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