Paranoia Tapes Page #6

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Yep, owners contacted me

about something going on here.

But this is a new development isn't it?

When has that ever mattered?

The things going on here

matches several places

we've checked out already.

Hey Hunter, get the

light real quick please?

Okay.

You ready Hunter?

All right, let's do this.

It's now time.

It's just a rat, come

on, let's do this thing.

Hey everyone, tonight we're

here at the Silhouette Home

housing development.

Four months into it,

two workers disappeared

and yet still others

reported strange noises.

A disembodied voice and the

feeling of being watched.

But tonight, we're gonna

see what the deal is.

How would you feel if

it's your time to go.

Join me here on my channel

and we'll get to the bottom

of my theory, the death clock.

All right, cut.

Are you sure you

don't wanna do that again?

No, I'm good, Goodbye.

All right.

Very spokesperson of you.

You had me going there

for a minute, really,

with the missing people.

Ashton, four people really

did go missing in here.

Shut the hell up, really?

Yeah man.

My friend's sister was the

one who covered the case.

Hey, can you guys

come help me out real quick?

Okay, so this first one

is supposed to be the main

ingredient on what went on here.

Let's see here, there it is.

Okay, let's see what we got here.

Oh f***.

Dude!

I thought you packed the infrared gear.

I did it.

I mean, I checked it like

right before we walked in.

Like literally right before we walked in.

Dude, look, there's

f***ing nothing here!

Umm, okay, that's weird.

I mean,

All right, hang on, follow me.

Hey, have you guys seen...

What the hell?

Hey you guys all right?

...you guys doing?

Blane are you getting this?

Yeah, I'm not

sure what's going on though.

Count down has begun.

- Found.

- What the f***?

- Brian what the...

- He's dead!

He's f***ing dead!

What the f***

did you bring us to man?

The f***ing door's jammed!

Blane?

Blane?

What are you doing Blane?

Blane?

Four.

Oh god, what the f***?

- Parker?

- Three.

What the, what the f***?

Hunter?

What the...

Two.

What the fff,

Who are, who are you?

I am death.

The time is now.

One.

What's up everybody?

It's your twisted freak.

I wanna speak today

about sanity in the insane.

They say people like me are insane

because we wear masks,

because we like being twisted and dark.

'Cause we let the voices tell

us what they want us to do.

But let me tell you,

we aren't insane.

We have more sanity than most of y'all.

I bet you're wondering why do I think

that there's a bit of sanity inside of me.

It's because I know the truth.

I know the truth of this world.

A truth that y'all are scared to see.

So I'm gonna go to y'all's every day life,

live a perfect normal life.

But there's no such thing as normal.

There's no such thing as sanity.

Everybody is a little insane.

It's just people like me,

we embrace the insanity.

We put on the mask

to release it.

We put on the face paint

to show our true selves.

Under this is nothing.

Just a normal person.

But this,

when I put this on

I release the true me.

I release the twisted inside of me.

You can call us insane,

but the reason why we do this

is because we know how the world works.

We know that it's not all

rainbows and sunshine though.

We see the true darkness in this world.

We see the true darkness

that's in our government.

We see the true darkness

that's everywhere.

That you don't wanna see.

'Cause you're scared.

You're scared that you might be like me.

I say embrace it.

Embrace the insane.

We know the true colors.

We look around and we see

the evil and the corruption.

The chaos and the anarchy

that comes everywhere

around you.

And we embrace it and we make it our own.

Get with the program people.

Join the chaos.

Trying to.

Uh, all right.

Okay.

Dad, Dad!

What the f*** are you doing?

Dude, seriously?

Get the f*** out of here!

Oh my god, oh my god.

Ron!

Ron.

Ron?

Ron, I think I just,

What the f***?

Ron.

Ron.

F***.

Ron!

Where are you?

Ron?

Ron?

Ron!

Ron, what the f***?

Ron, what are you doing?

Is that your dad?

Ron, Ron, put the ha...

What are you doing here?

What the f*** are you doing?

Oh, oh, got it working!

Got it working!

Finally, only took

you what, three hours?

Well, uh, let's see, I got it working so

shut your face.

Whatever.

Have focus and everything,

oh yeah, yeah, got it, got it.

All right, ready?

For what?

We're gonna go record.

So why we going to the pit?

Well, it's the cool looking

place we got around here

and I kinda wanna get like

some really good stuff

on this camera 'cause, it looks

all HD and clear and crap.

Gay.

Your mom's gay.

What's wrong Justin?

You cold out here?

Yes, I'm freezing my nips off.

Oh hey Tyler.

Oh it's Tyler.

F*** you guys.

What was that?

Lets keep walking.

You think he's still mad at us?

I think so.

It's just one

dump in his mailbox.

Hold a grudge much?

Come on dude!

Hey hold up.

Hold my hat.

What?

It's just barbed wire.

I don't wanna cut myself.

Oh my god.

You need some help?

Help me up.

Gay!

I can't believe I got that!

Are you all right?

You're a douche bag.

You're a f***ing dick.

That was priceless.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

No, no, I swear to god,

you touch me one more time,

I'm gonna beat you in

your sleep with a pillow

with my soul in it!

Ew.

Hey Aaron, need a hand?

Oh, hell no.

Gay!

Yeah, real funny.

Dude, I actually

really like this camera.

You better,

paid $500 for that thing.

Why'd you pay $500?

'Cause I bought it at bithbae

Bithbae,

why'd you get it there?

That's the only place I

could find a good camera.

Why didn't you go to Walmart,

they have good Canons there?

Yeah, maybe used.

Walmart!

Hey Aaron.

Aaron!

Can you please not get

me while I'm pissing?

Why not?

Dude! Justin!

What?

Come look at this.

I was talking.

This is weird.

What kind of artist drew this?

Probably somebody just trying to scare us.

No, no, no.

No dude, I've seen this.

What?

I read about this the other night.

It's this whole crazy thing dude.

There's this whole website

right here explaining

everything to do with this.

It explains eight pages

including one just like this.

And we so happen to live by

that forest for some reason.

Uh, okay.

Apparently all these

people who drew these pages

saw him right before they drew it.

Saw who?

He's called the Slenderman.

So apparently there's more than

one of these pages?

Not too sure...

I think we should go.

We should find 'em, maybe

we can find the other ones.

Ya know, thing is,

let's do it, I'm bored,

got nothing to do.

Yes!

It's dark out here, I can't see crap.

Freaking dark, oh my god.

Okay, okay, I'm

gonna adjust the flashlight.

Yep, it works.

Ready for this?

Yeah, I'm ready.

All right.

All right,

um, I think we should

go and look where we found the first page.

Pfft, if we can

even find our way out here.

It's so dark.

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