Paranormal Activity 2

Welcome home, Hunter.

This is your house.

Gonna look out of that window.

There's your front door.

Hi, Dad.

How are you?

- Happy.

- Hi, little man.

We got to keep him out

of the sun, too, OK?

Yeah. How are you feeling?

Guess who changed

the first, like, 15 diapers?

- This guy, right here.

- Wait, wait.

Guess who was in labor for a day?

- This girl.

- I've been in labor for...

- Hi.

- That's your mama.

Hi. Hunter, this is Martine,

your new nanny.

She will probably

fix your dirty diapers

- because I won't.

- Can I see?

Yes.

Oh, my goodness. Look at this.

- He's cute, right?

- Isn't he adorable?

He's kind of smooshy looking.

I'm not gonna lie.

He's just newborn,

he's a newborn...

Seriously, the cutest baby ever,

next to me. Second to me.

Just touch him and

cuddle him all day long.

You see how tiny he is?

Do you mind if I take him?

Not if he's sleeping,

but I want to take him

on a tour of the house.

OK. He's not sleeping.

That's Abby.

Gonna be your best friend.

Bye, sweetie.

This is a fireplace.

This is how Mommy seduced Daddy...

- Oh.

- ... and that's how we got you.

And that's why you're watching

this video at 25.

This is your room.

There's your crib.

It's a little sparse right now.

Just got some

caterpillar action going on.

"Hunter. " See? Pretty cool.

This is your sister's trashed room.

- No, I'll check with him.

- Oh, there she is.

Wassup, brother

from another mother?

- What?

- No, Hunter's in...

You're never allowed to come in

here, ever. Unless I invite you.

In which case, it's gonna be

the best day of your life.

By the way, that's my bathroom.

Don't ever go in there.

That's half your bathroom. It's actually

my bathroom, 'cause I bought it.

All that is mine.

Don't pee on my seat!

This is the living room

that no one ever uses.

Hey, somebody left

the front door open!

Nice.

Don't do that, OK?

This is my first man cave.

That's where all my genius ideas come.

This is the second man cave,

where we're gonna watch

Chargers games together.

This is my 50-inch monster.

Look at that. It's beautiful.

I don't even know

if I swaddled him right.

It's just... Yeah.

Hi, baby boy. Hi.

Hi.

- He smells good.

- Yes.

You're just like Daddy.

You make poops all the time.

- Is that good?

- Si.

OK.

Is a special baby. Si?

- Thank you.

- That is so cute.

I'll get it!

- Hey! Let me see this baby.

- Hi!

- Aunt Katie!

- Where is he?

He's upstairs.

Hi.

Hi. Hi.

You are so precious.

Hi.

I already love you so much.

- My sister did good.

- Yeah.

You probably had a little

part in it, I don't know.

- Very little.

- Hi.

It's her boyfriend.

Yeah, he's a big boy, just like his...

Kinda just eating cookies.

Hello, baby.

- Dad, my burger?

- Or whatever.

- Right, sorry.

- Gimme another plate.

- Nice.

- Did you get that?

- I want you to meet my Aunt Katie.

- Wait.

Does it stay on?

It does stay on,

but I didn't want to get it wet.

Oh, no, of course not.

That would be ridiculous.

- That would ruin it.

- That is so...

- Swear to God, I will kill you.

- Look at that, perfect.

Perfect handoff right there.

She's my only niece. Not really,

but I think of her as my niece.

She's my step-niece.

- I'm the evil step-aunt.

- Step?

The evil step-aunt? I'm not sure

how to take that. I'm not sure...

Well, I'm not really evil,

but I can be evil is my point.

Dad, the face came off!

- There can be only one!

- I will not let you go.

I can't believe he's over a year old.

Where's Micah?

Oh, he...

He wasn't up for hanging out today.

I can't find the tape.

That's fine, I'm just

gonna tape over an old one.

Can you get Abby out of here, please?

She's gonna get cut on the glass!

We just got back and the whole

place has been just destroyed.

Nothing seems to be missing.

It's just, everything's really...

But that's what she's telling me.

Make sure we document everything.

Don't touch anything.

This is our foyer.

The furniture's damaged.

My daughter Ali's room.

It just feels... gross

that somebody was in here.

Master bedroom.

Yeah, so that's great.

- Your watches are still there?

- Yeah.

Diamonds are here.

The only thing missing is

the necklace my sister made me.

Oh, sweetie.

This is horrible. It's f***ing horrible.

It's the nursery.

As far as I know,

this room was not touched.

This is our basement.

I don't see anything really broken.

I don't know if there's anything...

I don't think they did anything

down here. I... What is that?

Is that Abby?

It really stinks, though.

- Oh.

- Well, clothes are still here.

Your bikes are still here.

Not that you're using those.

And your bike is over here, so...

And the epic clean continues.

This looks like we had a party.

Right?

Worst party ever.

I don't know, kiddo.

This is messed up.

What are you talking about?

They didn't take anything. We're fine.

You're fine.

So this is it.

Like I said, about a week ago,

- the place was completely trashed.

- Hello.

- Hello.

- That's our daughter, Ali.

Pretty much every room in the house.

We had both doors locked.

Put one up here, up in the corner,

and then you get the whole stairway,

the front door, this whole hallway.

One over there, facing this way,

you'd get this door and this door.

Or have one in here, getting

all these windows, the sliding...

They run, like, all the time?

Yeah, they're always recording.

You can't get away with anything.

That stuff.

Corner up there, so you get

who's coming in and out

- of this door, that door.

- Bathroom.

And you get to see

the baby at night, too.

You're not putting one

in my bathroom, right?

- Yeah. What?

- Wait.

Put a camera that sees in complete dark.

It'd be perfect.

- Yeah, really?

- Yeah, oh, yeah.

- Yeah, OK, that'd be sweet.

- They'll look like motion detectors.

Little tiny hole.

I have one I could show you.

- Can you put one in that bunny?

- Very cool.

And then we can,

I can set you up with the...

Yeah, so, I'm gonna close

it up there like that.

It's hidden.

Can't even tell it's a camera.

How many are we getting?

I don't know. But what'd you...?

What, is that... six?

- I don't know.

- One, two, three...

What are you doing

out here, little buddy?

Yeah. Go get it.

You're super fast, big man.

What's Martine doing?

What is she doing?

He's good, right?

You're a good puppy.

What you say, Abby?

Hey, Hunter. Hunter,

you want another fishy?

What are you doing?

What you doing?

Oh, buddy, I think it's time for N-A-P.

What do you think?

Yeah?

Come on. Come here, buddy,

let's move this first.

OK. Aw, that's a good baby.

That's a good baby. OK.

Oh! You gotta help me

out here, buddy.

Thank you.

That's a good boy.

OK.

I know. Everything's fine,

you're just superbaby.

Did you do this all by yourself? Man,

Daddy's gonna be so proud.

OK, I'll just clean up the rest

of it when I bring you back.

What's up, Martine?

Wassup? What's up, Ali?

What were you doing?

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