Paranormal Activity 2 Page #2

What were you doing earlier?

When you were, like,

talking to yourself?

All crazy like.

Are you going crazy here, too?

- No... crazy.

- You're just getting it from all of us.

The house is...

There are bad things in the house?

No.

- You're getting rid of spirits. OK.

- Uh-huh.

All right.

The good ones...

- We keep the good ones.

- Yes.

In with the good, out with the bad.

In with the paella, out with the...

Holy crap, that's a lot of garlic.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

Oh, I almost got him.

One, two...

Oh, my God!

Look at what Martine left!

- Oh!

- Disgusting! I wanna throw up! It...

She put it in the freaking...

- No, you! That was you!

- It's not me!

- Don't blame somebody else!

- Hand to God!

God, there was like a live

crawdaddy in there.

- She clogged it. I can't look.

- That is a stench-ilada.

- That is horrible. You're grounded.

- I'm not capable of...

You are grounded. Awful.

This is the best bath...

- It looks pretty good.

- ... I've... I think it...

Well, if you come in,

it'll be the best bath I've ever...

It's so quiet and, like, there's

nobody here. It's fantastic.

I love Martine, but I'm kind of loving

the fact that she's not here.

- Yeah.

- What time is your sister coming?

What time is it now?

Oh, like an hour or so.

You should definitely pop in.

I don't want to smash you,

but I kind of want to get in.

You don't want to smash me?

I kinda want you to smash me.

- Really? Oh.

- Yeah.

Let me release the Kraken.

Hey.

You're OK.

I gotcha.

You're OK. You're OK.

Look, it's perfect, right?

- That's a lot of grease in there.

- I'm gonna drain it.

Here, goofy mug.

Do you need anything?

- Hey!

- Are you making breakfast?

- Thank you so much.

- How you doing?

- I was, but, uh...

- Hola.

- Did he keep you up?

- Yeah, yeah.

- He definitely kept me up.

- Yeah, he does that.

I love you so much.

- I love you so much.

- Thank you so much.

- I love you so much.

- That's OK. Aw.

You're amazing. I don't think

I'm really awake yet, though.

There's coffee.

I love my sister

She's the best

Remember that time

you tried to be a vegan

- for like six hours?

- A day and a half?

- That was a difficult time.

- It was for one meal.

- Making bacon?

- Yeah.

- Good morning.

- Yo, yo, yo, what up?

Thank you for loaning out

your beautiful girlfriend for the night.

- What up?

- She made my day.

Tell me that's not yours.

It's not really mine, no.

Thanks for not watching

the sausage for us, Ali.

I did watch it!

It's mine and hers.

She uses it most.

Cool. It's HD.

Do I get some love, too?

What?

You scared little Hunter.

How's it going?

Can I get you some coffee?

- Dude, I have a bone to pick with you.

- Yeah?

I went into Burger King,

and I was like, hey, man.

I tossed your name around and they

didn't give me any free food, dude.

I don't own, like, every Burger King.

He's not actually

the king of Burger King.

I'm not?

I'm still in the process of easing him

in to the fact that we live together

and, therefore, the house should

represent the both of us.

Well, yeah, but the both

of us, like, a give and take.

Like you have your beading

thing or whatever it is,

and then I have my area, you know?

- The whole rest of the house?

- Of manliness.

I'm telling you, that baby's gonna be

a rock star when he grows up.

Yeah, get it. Whoa!

Dad, careful, are you watching that?

There was no sign

of forced entry, but...

They trashed our whole house.

I mean, I think it was more vandalism.

See that thing in the corner?

Looks like a motion detector?

- Are you, like...?

- That's a camera.

We're watching you!

You like little wheels that roll.

You're such a ham.

Such a ham. Are you leaving?

Things have gotten a little difficult

since he learned how to open the door.

So are you freaked

out after the break in?

Yeah, I mean, I definitely was.

I don't think I was sleeping very well.

Oh, sweetie? Sweetie.

I would be freaked out,

too, if, you know,

somebody had broken into my house.

Well, it's just, they

didn't take anything. You know?

- Yeah.

- I don't know.

It seemed personal.

It feels like they're always still here.

You know? I don't know, I...

I get this feeling,

like when we were little.

What?

Never mind.

Mac and cheese,

mac and cheese.

Hey, Kris? I'm gonna go out.

I'm not gonna be in.

- Oh, OK. Where are you going?

- Just the mall.

All right, well, have fun.

- Bye!

- Bye!

Mac and cheese.

Mac and cheese.

No?

Hey, what's up there?

Let's look at baby Hunter.

Boy, that one was bad.

That's that bee bonnet that the...

He's like, that was totally humiliating.

Nobody needs to see this.

- Oh, this is crazy.

- What?

- Who do you think that is?

- Is that you?

No, that's your Aunt Katie.

That's...

- That's Katie?

- That's so weird.

I thought we lost all

our pictures in the fire.

That's great.

Yo, Martine?

Kristi and Dad are out

tonight. I'm going out tonight.

You gonna have your

boyfriend over? Have a party?

- Este Brad. Novio.

- Yeah.

He, he boy.

...want handsy, handsy,

touchy. No.

"No. "

- The handsy, handsy, touchy?

- The handsy-handsy, si.

Is that the kind of dance you

were showing me, the Handsy?

Shake it.

I thought I was gonna have

to give him the Heimlich.

Hey, what are you doing?

That's enough, Martine.

Put it down.

Martine, he's fine.

I've asked you

not to do this, OK?

It is not good for the baby.

Please,

put it out right now.

No ms, no ms.

That's enough.

Put it out right now, please.

OK, that's enough.

What are you doing?

- The baby is fine, OK?

- No, no.

The baby should not be breathing that.

Nobody should.

No, I don't...

Just stop doing it, please.

Goddamn it.

God.

OK, that's like two months.

All right?

- OK? I told you.

- Si.

I do understand, OK? I just,

I don't believe in that stuff,

OK? It's just... I cannot have that

stuff in my house. OK?

- OK.

- I'm sorry.

Can I give you a great

recommendation, OK?

You were very good for us.

Da-da.

Come on, make Daddy proud.

Say, "Da-da. "

Hunter, look over here.

Hunter?

You are so like your dad.

Sweetie. Sweetie?

Come on, come on.

What are you looking at?

Look at Mama.

Look at Mama.

Buddy? What? What? Oh.

Look over here.

There's nothing there, goofball.

Where are you going?

Hunter?

I can't see you back there.

We were up in the nursery,

playing, and I was trying

to get him to say "Da-da" again,

and he just wouldn't focus.

He was looking at the ceiling and

mirror, everywhere but me.

Well, he's a baby. He's got an attention

span of a guppy. You know?

I guess, but there was definitely

something he was focused

on, and it wasn't

my pretty face.

- Hey.

- What are you doing?

- What's going on?

- Nothing much.

Check this out.

- Dad, can you please not do that?

- Yeah, night vision.

Cool, I'm gonna get nail polish

on the bed. Please?

You got freaky eyes.

You look like a possum.

Dad.

- There we go.

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