Paranormal Activity 2 Page #4

Like I was thinking maybe

we could go out?

- Like... like grownups?

- Yeah, right.

Right. How am I gonna leave?

Why, why are

you laughing? We can go.

- Martine's gone.

- No, Ali can watch the baby.

With the break in, and all

the weird stuff going on,

I just don't want to leave him alone.

You know, we can't just

let this affect us that much.

If we do that, the terrorists win.

Right?

I miss you, you know?

I miss my wife, the fun wife.

And I know I've been kind of a tool.

And I just wanna...

Oh, my God.

He looks so tired. Look at him.

He's almost passed out.

Yeah, I think somebody has time

for a nap. Come here, buddy.

- Bye. Bye, grumpster.

- Oh, I know. Fussy baby.

Fussy fussy.

God! Hot! Oh, man!

Did you leave the heater

on in the hot tub?

- No.

- No?

- It's like a million degrees in there!

- No. Why would I...

That was two nights ago,

and I turned it off.

- Oh, my God. Are you OK?

- Were you out there with Brad?

- Yeah, two nights ago.

- Honey, honey. What's going on?

It wouldn't be boiling. The highest

it goes up to is like 90-something.

Give me something cold.

Like, peas?

- Are you OK?

- God.

God. Boiled my nuts right now.

- What exactly...

- I'm gonna call that guy.

I didn't do anything.

I didn't do anything.

All right, so all the emergency numbers

are in this cabinet.

Yep.

But now his new doctor is in there.

And also his allergist.

- And remember, no peanuts on anything.

- I know, no peanuts.

Make sure the doors and the

windows are locked, OK?

Upstairs, in the back,

out front, every...

- Go!

- I love you.

- Have a great time with him.

- Bye.

- I love you!

- Bye. Have a good time.

- Take the money. Coming!

- Bye! Say, "Bye, Mama!"

Bye. Bye!

Don't get too wasted!

Bye!

Can you say bye-bye?

Jesus Christ.

- What the...?

- Hello?

- Did I scare you?

- Yes.

Lightly. Have to warm up the board.

You have to warm up the board?

If a spirit's present,

will you give us a sign?

Like, literally, anything.

- Literally...

- Yeah, no, there's...

OK. What do you want?

- Brad. Brad.

- I'm not moving it.

It's not me.

"P"...

..."U"...

- Ali, are you doing this?

- No, I'm f***ing not.

..."S"...

..."S"...

- What the f***?

- Wait, it's still going.

It goes to the "Y."

Oh, it spells "p*ssy. "

I mean, what, what...

Hey, hey, hey.

P*ssy?!

Maybe the spirit...

spirits want some p*ssy.

Spirits?

Yes, the spirits might

be horny at the moment.

- You never know. I know I am.

- P*ssy.

You know what?

We should keep going.

- Wait, do you feel that?

- Yes, 'cause you're moving it.

No, I'm not moving it.

No, this time

I'm really not moving it.

- It's...

- Wait. "H"...

P*ssy-ehh.

No, Ali, I'm really, I'm really

not moving it this time.

I promise you.

No, what the f***?

Are you doing this?

No.

"N"...

- ... "T"...

- "P*ssy Hunt. "

It's like the worst

game of Ouija ever.

Did you spell that? Are you trying

to tell me something?

Yeah, yeah,

I spelled "p*ssy hunt. "

Would you like me

to go on a p*ssy hunt?

I can do that for

you right now.

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Brad?

Come on.

Oh, sh*t.

Sh*t.

Hi.

Ali?

Oh.

Oh, there you go,

that's better, right?

Ali?

Is Ali upstairs?

- No, she isn't up here.

- She's not upstairs?

Ali? Ali!

Dad? Dad? Kristi?

- Where have you been?!

- Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, I am so sorry.

- What happened?

- I'm so sorry. I got locked out.

Why would you even answer the door to

somebody just knocking?

- Just open the door?

- No, I thought...

Did you look outside

to see who it was?

Yes! Yes, I couldn't.

But that's the thing, see.

I couldn't see anybody, and I thought

that Brad was out there.

But if you don't see anybody,

then you don't go outside!

Your little brother

was upstairs by himself.

- I know. I was freaking out.

- Right?

I know. I didn't,

I've never, I swear to God,

I never would

have done that.

I don't understand.

What happened?

It wasn't an accident because something

slammed the door behind me.

- We were worried sick about...

- What do you mean? Wait...

I took a nap, and I heard somebody

calling my name.

- What?

- I felt something,

like somebody was calling my name,

and I felt somebody there.

Are you sure you

weren't just dreaming?

You weren't there.

You didn't feel it.

- The wind blew the door closed.

- There wasn't any wind.

All right? I don't want to hear any more

of this haunted house crap!

OK? That's enough. You guys are

driving me crazy.

End of story.

It was like you said,

with the pots falling.

- You know what?

- I was taking a nap,

- and something was calling my name.

- Sweetheart...

I'm just gonna go

calm him down, OK?

Just go upstairs

and try to go to bed, OK?

OK, buddy.

There you go. No, no, no.

You're eating breakfast now.

You want it

on here instead?

OK.

Morning.

Good morning.

Nice.

Bye, little buddy. Hot, hot, hot.

OK, Hunter. Got to eat.

Got to eat. Come on, buddy.

I'm having these really

f***ed up nightmares...

...which is not something

that's really new,

but I'm having different ones.

There was one in particular.

Well, there were...

I've had a couple dreams where my teeth

are falling out, which is really weird.

And there's one in particular,

where this guy is standing

at the foot of my bed...

...watching me sleep,

and it's not like a scary robber dream.

I can't see his face or anything,

but he was like...

...about, like, a foot back...

...from the bed there. So...

That's what's been up.

I don't get it.

How can you not want a back rub?

Because I'm concentrating.

- But you know you love it.

- Stop.

But this site says that if it's,

like, really persistent,

which it is, obviously, at this point,

that it's probably not a ghost.

It's probably something else.

And it's possibly a demon.

Well, what's the difference

between a demon and a ghost?

Because ghosts are dead people,

so they're, like, human energy.

And demons are not human.

They're just...

...like, evil.

Psyching yourself out,

looking online there.

I'm not psyching myself out.

Remember when I told you that my mom

thought she had that, like,

that flesh-eating disease?

She freaked herself out.

It's kinda like that, you know?

- Oh, my God. Babe, here.

- Let me see it.

Like fourth paragraph down.

"It has been said that

if a human makes a bargain

with a demon for wealth,

power, or any other benefit,

they must forfeit

their firstborn male.

If the debt is not honored,

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