Paranormal Whacktivity
Hollywood Production would like to thank No,
especially Michaels and Kaseys families.
Do not mention the police or the place
where Michael licked Kasey... once.
- Look at that. For crying out loud!
- What are you doing?
See my new camera. Now we can
record the sex movies we've talked about.
- It will be a short film.
- We are recording our first f***.
I'm almost glad
you have kept me waiting for 1 1/2 years.
- You know I have problems.
- Will you tell us about that?
It should be in the movie.
Share it with empathy.
Michael, you know I have problems.
Perfect. If it is
- We can win a prize
at the film festival CumDance.
- Do you think we can win?
- Yes. To get you in the mood...
Get ready for Dunk Festival 2011.
Beautiful, is not it?
I have planned it all.
First I lick you in the bedroom.
A 69'er in the kitchen,
a blowj*b in the hall and...
to bless the house.
- Hi there.
- That I upload to Grace Book.
- Why should the house be blessed?
The evil spirit that haunts
her when she gets excited.
- The house needs no blessing.
- Son of a b*tch.
It will be all right. it is
your uncle's house. What can happen?
It was weird.
You do not see every day.
It means nothing. Are you ready
to jump on sextoget?
- I do not want.
- Say it again, with empathy.
- I do not want.
- Perfect.
I'm serious.
We look happy in the photos.
I hope nothing happens to them.
She 's in the shower. She might feel like,
if I make her company.
If this is successful,
will shower a new water sports.
What the hell? What are you doing?
I try my new bikini.
- Why do you dress the?
- I thought...
- Get out.
- Just a little.
In addition, Michael.
Running it? I have not
I said this to Michael -
- But I have not been wanting,
since we moved into the house.
- And is woken satisfied.
It's probably nerves that haunts.
But I wish that the priests had
blessed the house, to be sure.
I feel an evil presence. The
has haunted me since I was 15 -
- And lost innocence,
when I slipped and fell.
- What the hell is that?
- It should explode when I come.
What's going on?
I increase the value of our sex tape.
When you are ready.
They get overtime pay after
than eight hours. Can we get a little speed?
How many assistants does it take
- What's a light bulb?
- He's assistant.
This is gonna be great.
Look at that guy there.
- Quiet. Stop.
- How.
This I will not see.
It's a prop, nothing more.
This is Bandit Arcadia.
He makes a motion that we make
documentary about our sex movies.
Who had the idea?
Bandit, this is Kasey.
- Who is it?
- It's your stand-in.
Are you filming us?
She is a stunt woman and be with
in dangerous positions.
- She's my cocksucker.
- Do you like that?
I knew that you would be mad
so I chose one that looks like you.
Give it to me.
Stay here.
- Are my breasts?
- Of course.
You missed a spot.
Is it a background screen?
We need an animated vampire
with b*obs which is taken from behind.
- We will keep the interest up.
- Is not it over our budget?
It will be.
This is crazy. It should be
be you, me and a camera.
You are right.
I'll get my cocksucker.
Congratulations. You have taken
the desire from me a second time.
- Say it again.
- No.
- You have to shoot when I come.
- Get the girl.
We get well our salary?
No numbers with the union.
Hello. I saw you all.
I know that I'm exaggerating a little,
but only because I love Kasey.
We met online, when we played
Wizards of Warcraft.
She fell for my name Demon Sack,
which she thought was sexy.
silly side suit her humor.
She is special and has good churns.
Am I not right?
So...
- I still do not like it.
- Okay.
- Now what?
- I say, when I want.
Fine.
I also have much else to do.
- You do not masturbate.
It's me who washes. I do not know
others use three socks.
I 'm going to slip.
What the hell is going on?
What should I do
Sex, sex, sex, sex.
Why will not you sleep with me
when I want to sleep with you?
You will not sleep with me
because you do not love me
Forgive me. I sin again.
I sins.
Kasey, come back to me
- Michael.
- Sorry.
- Get it away. Forget about it.
- Come on.
- What was that?
- I do not know.
We investigate it.
Cujo?
- You have to look scared.
- Stop. Here is perhaps no.
What is it?
What is it?
It is a used pikring. It's yours.
You know I do not use call
the dick. Why do you keep it?
which makes me excited.
Say something sexy, Michael.
- I do not use pikring.
- Want to try?
- Yes, I want to call on my cock.
- We go upstairs.
Prepare yourself for a wonderful trip.
I have botox on testicles.
Is that why
they always look the same?
Namely, my naughty little cat.
I get naked.
- How many undies do you have?
- A couple of.
Now I come.
This position is illegal
in 12 states. Now I'm gonna give you.
Take the Sun semen.
Was it great for you?
Kasey?
- Do you Sudoku?
- Sorry.
- Missed me that you came?
- Come back later.
- What is wrong with this man?
- It was you who hired him.
What 's the matter?
I can not relax,
when the crazy spirit is here.
- What the hell!
- I can not have an orgasm.
There was extinguished,
while we... I had sex.
- It's the crazy spirit.
- That's not true.
- So is it enough for you.
You may be frigid.
Cool, cold and bitchet.
You look as if
you get an epileptic seizure.
My name is Kasey
and has difficulty speaking.
Go to hell.
I want to see what the camera
says about evil spirits.
1 night
16 September 2010
- I did not think I was sleepwalking.
- There's more.
Of course. I was hoping to see something
supernatural, but it's fun to watch.
That's what my movie needs.
A little comedy.
- I'm filming on the night.
- This is real.
Meanwhile, I will be proactive,
when it comes to our sex life.
- What does it involve?
- Wait and see.
Before Michael was dating I bullies.
a band member, antichrist.
I thought Andy Greis. insurance
agent and a member of Fight Club.
Bisser is exciting,
but I wanted reassurance.
I was attracted by Michaels
intelligence, kindness and humor.
He is a little unsure in the bedroom.
When I have satisfied him,
he says sorry... writing.
With a map and muffins.
I do not eat carbs.
- I'm home, honey.
- Where have you been all day?
- Voil.
- What is it?
I have realized that you need
the correct stimulus.
It makes you forget
ghosts and demons.
- What is it?
- Sex Toys.
- I will not soon...
- I have bought all sorts of sizes.
Anal Beads, for a change.
an anal plug.
I do not know what it is,
but will try it.
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