Paranormal Whacktivity Page #2

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- Cool. I whip my boomerang.

- Michael.

- Does this one? Yes.

- Stop.

- We do not need sex toys.

- I forgot the best.

- Hey, baby.

- An inflatable doll. Honestly?

- Is that Sarah Palin?

- Frdigoppustet.

What was it?

Now we kill

dragon, monster, demon.

- Why do you wash you so late?

- You come too often.

Film me when I go into.

There are socks everywhere.

- What is it?

- You play enough not golf.

There comes a voice from inside.

- It is my meditation CD.

- Wait.

Say it again.

- My meditation CD.

- Case closed, for now.

For next time...

- Was it fun?

- No.

I have thought of,

maybe I 'm crazy.

There is perhaps no

something supernatural.

I think you're right.

There is nothing that can jump.

It was not funny.

You scared me.

Why are my nipples stiff?

The mask is is sexy.

Put it on again.

Come here, my little sextrold.

Finally we make it.

I'm underworld king!

Good grief. I'm coming.

- It was great.

- Our sex?

You saw the terror in your face.

I must have a close up.

Do it right again.

- Perfect.

- I heard footsteps in the hall.

- Hold it. Can you see anything?

- No.

We 've scoured the hall.

Now we have sex.

- Have you done it?

- No.

Some thugs broke into and rummaged,

but cleaned up, except it here.

Why do not you realize that it is

something supernatural? Bullies?

Bullies. I've even been to one.

Now I'm gonna give you.

- Where were we?

- The mask.

I put it here.

Where are you, you devil?

We do it without it.

I do not want anymore.

Good night.

Take it easy, folks.

The film needs conflict.

We have her where we want her.

We'll get her. Calm down.

2 night

17 September 2010

What the hell.

Get your tongue out of my boyfriend!

What are you doing?

- I had a glorious oral sex dream.

- It was not a dream.

Something on our couch gave you oral sex.

It rhymed.

It must have been daemon. he can

really use his forked tongue.

That's why I have not been wanting.

I am satisfied every night.

- Do you believe me now?

- I'm sorry I doubted.

Every night?

The demon is obsessed with your cherry.

We must do something.

We should not have sex,

before we know what it is.

- It's a go... bad idea.

- We must call a prof

I like the idea.

- I 've ordered a prof

- She looks smart.

Come on, Miss hussy. Is it French?

Michael told me about your problem.

It costs extra if you're filming.

It's no problem. Sit down.

Do you often at home?

Homes, hotels, offices, space shuttle

- I am, where I'm needed.

- Space Shuttle?

- It was not impressive.

Sandwich without gravity

is nothing special.

You have a partner. Great.

I must just ask.

Can you feel anything in the house?

My nipples are stiff.

I did not know that it was

a sign of evil spirits.

Are they trying to communicate?

They say:

" Caress me. Sweets me."

- Sexy.

- It was as weird.

Can you reassign them?

Cardio and aerobics -

we can do whatever you want with them.

- Okay. We go right ahead.

- Of course.

- What are you doing?

- Want to participate or just watch?

- You should hire a prof

- She is Professor

A whore. The nameplate.

I thought

you would like help with sex.

Our demon problem.

A medium or something.

- I am intuitive.

- Get out.

You must still pay

the full amount.

Do you want to show me her breasts again?

I want a different angle.

We need a medium.

You get no tip.

- I hear, I need a medium.

- You sensed it.

I heard it. I am registered

sex offender and amateur medium.

I am obliged to tell you

I have moved into the neighborhood.

Come in, I think.

- I can not be here.

- Is it the camera?

- Do you demon angry?

- The reason fetters.

I can not go further

than 450 meters from my house.

- Can you help us anyway?

- I'm not a viable medium.

- But I do card tricks. Is this card?

- I have not selected any map.

- But you would have chosen it here.

- How did you do?

Be nice to go.

If one more person knocking on...

Beat it, pervert. I'm sorry,

I thought you were someone else.

- Do you spray against termites?

- Oh no. I am a Ghostbuster.

- I imitate Ernie Hudson.

- Is it the black?

- I am definitely black.

- African American Ghostbuster.

- Can we help you?

- I need a medium.

- Are you media?

- Can a black man not be?

Should we give him my wallet?

Definitely.

When the subject falls on race, I come

up and running. I'll take a look.

Come inside.

Being Ernie Hudson imitator

is not as profitable as you think.

I have to supplement my income

with a little of everything.

I also Notary Public,

craftsman -

- And I pick seeds of marijuana.

Do your work, mr. Hudson. Let me know

if you see something supernatural.

The film has brig for this.

- It's probably not something that I film?

- Oh no.

- Interesting.

- Can you feel spirits?

Sponge. It may you immediately

do something about. It's disgusting.

Why do you Ghostbuster equipment?

- I feel fine. Problems?

- No.

- Should I look around the house, or not?

- Yes. What should we do?

Do you have grass?

This card means that there is

much love between you two.

This means that there is a force,

who are trying to divide you.

- What power is it?

- It does not say the cards are not.

- I must have the large weapon.

- Is it your Ghostbuster weapons?

I had a real Ghostbuster - weapons

but did not get it approved.

This makes the best margaritas

on this side of Tiajuani.

- Tiajuani?

- A little excitement benefit my rutini.

- Rutini?

- You know what I mean.

Is that you, Dad? You would go out

to buy into. Has passed 30 years.

Does this one?

I hate you.

- No!

- What did you see?

Lakers lose to Portland tomorrow.

- What about us?

- You have a demon.

You must not under any circumstances

communicate with it.

If it is a demon,

you are in trouble.

Demons like rumper. I would

to expel demons from the rump.

I'm flattered, but I sexstrejker.

Where are you going?

I will be in court.

Child support is no joke.

Are you kidding?

Good night.

3 night

17 September 2010

Proof that it is supernatural.

I 'm excited to cut the movie.

- Scary.

- There's more.

We can show daemon on Broadway.

- How could we sleep while?

- I put a pill in your cornflakes.

- Rape pill?

- You should be relaxed and cheeky.

How dare you?

It is the worst thing you've done.

- How was I?

- I did nothing.

I was hungry, ate cereal flakes

and fell asleep.

How can I be attracted to someone

who can not even rape me?

Sorry. Let me make amends.

Should we eat dinner at Pietro 's?

Only because I love their warm, salty

garlic buns. I feel the taste.

- The buns get more action than mine.

- What?

Nothing. Now we go.

Banks bought kreditswaps to

improve their poor credit.

I'll f***ing.

Do you know where the camera is? I have

put the world's most beautiful bruno.

I do not know if it fits into

in sexfilmen, but I'll film it.

I thought I put it here.

What is that?

Is there anything you want to tell me?

It is not my gay porn magazines.

Certainly not.

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