Paranormal Whacktivity Page #3

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My goodness!

The daemon will get messy me.

Demon come here from hell

to become your masturbation fantasy.

It tries

to drive a wedge between us.

It has certainly carved my camera

so I can not make the film.

To hell with the movie.

I might have demon herpes.

- Thinking you do not trust us?

- Of course I do.

I forget the movie.

I am here for you.

Here is my camera. Thank God.

- My masterpiece continues.

- You are ridiculous.

Do you think it is...

- Demon Cum.

- Disgusting.

Now it personally.

Are you doing tai chi naked again?

The neighbors hate it.

They are prejudiced against

the oriental way of thinking.

And your naked ass.

Go forward quickly.

Go to hell, neighbors.

That was what

happened to my panties.

- The demon wants you.

- Stop it. You are crazy.

He's obsessed with you.

It is perhaps due to my new perfume.

It is Snookis from " Jersey Shore ".

- Does she have a perfume?

- Orange whore.

I've spent lots of it.

I want to swim it off.

Orange whore? Good grief.

I 'm just about daemon

put the leaves there.

Dmonpervo.

Get out of your dmonpik.

You get neither my camera

or my boyfriend. I crush you!

- What is it?

- Here is very cold.

- What is it now?

- I found my old earring.

- What is it?

- The acoustics are smaddergod here.

What is it in the mirror?

" You think about demons?

Select an answer."

- Demon love you.

- Quiet.

- Kasey and demon sitting in a tree.

- You are childish.

- How many demon children do you want?

- I will not play.

Two? One, two.

I will be staying in a castle... in hell.

I am a demon.

I love you, Kasey.

You do not take it seriously.

We must do something,

so the demon release taken in you.

Guys hate it when you talk about

blowj*bs at expert guys.

- I hear nothing.

- We must find something.

We have to talk about something else

than the hundreds...

...of blowj*bs,

I have given my locking.

We 're having a party.

I have not explained why.

All problems can be solved

with a good party.

We invite all city looking girls.

A little alcohol and dancing. The daemon is

still another, he will bun.

- Now I feel really special.

- You will probably also drop the daemon?

So we can have sex again.

Can you let someone else be the most sexy

and yourself non-sexy?

Okay. I will take overalls on.

SKID, demon

We take a picture.

Welcome.

- You like the missionary position.

- Wrong. From behind.

Was this your card?

TAKE HOME, demon

Good sangria.

Their sex life is so bad,

I can never shoot when they come.

Therefore, I record

a film with breasts.

Pillow fight.

If this demon fuss succeed

I'm finally a real Ghostbuster.

- Are not you dj?

- It's only because I'm black.

- You do not say to Harold Ramis.

- Safely. Who is Harold Ramis?

Hit it.

For the heck.

It is a good ass.

- So you are Ernie's wife?

- Yes.

You are lucky.

I thought he was Ernie Hudson.

He told the truth last year.

He's the best fake-Ghostbuster,

I know of.

Beware. Move, b*tch!

- What are you doing?

- I'm studying. Michael is a daytrader.

Lovely, so you can be home

almost all the time.

What the hell was that?

I think this will work.

- For pillow fight.

- For pillow fight.

- I need to piss.

- Are recorded.

I piss like crosswise.

Before I met you,

everything was gray and cold with Kasey.

I love you.

- And I you. I'm not ashamed.

- Why should we be ashamed?

I will shout it from the rooftops.

I want to shout:

"I love my best friend Micha."

- Michael.

- Never mind.

I love you. I love you the most.

I love you, Micha.

How did you fetters of?

The nurse with big b*obs

is an engineer.

- Well, you're under 17?

- I'm 18

How could I be wrong?

I just close your eyes.

What happened yesterday?

What was in those margaritas?

I do not know. I went into the boards.

- What the hell?

- Hell.

I have been circumcised,

and I did not filmed it.

- Glazing 4 missing. Here it is.

- Do not touch me.

The last thing I remember is the words:

" Release the Kraken."

- Did anyone " Release the Kraken "?

- No.

- Put me down before I kick you.

- Are you about to get teeth?

Good grief. Someone said,

it is a tiger in the bathroom.

Cover me.

- I'm struggling on the second hole.

- Sorry, Tiger... Mr. Woods.

Can I have an autograph?

Sure. Where do I sign?

- Can I run it?

- Sorry.

Can I have everyone's attention?

Hello?

Hello? Listen right here.

Hello!

Was there anyone who so

or fondling with a demon yesterday?

I.

- Was he cute?

- Yes. I got his number.

- It's probably good, right?

- Is he interested, he takes yours.

He does not like you.

He said that I should call.

You have been dmondisset, b*tch.

No, I was not, b*tch.

- As I thought - a fake number.

- Everybody out.

Out. Inge objections.

The demon did not fall for another.

This means that I'm most sexy

in spite of my overalls.

I have received increased sensitivity

top of my Nosse.

I may never find out,

when I'm at home with people.

Assuming here? No, not here.

I hate doors.

I think it 's here.

There are so many doors.

I choose it here.

Goddamn it.

- Demon 's still here.

- The devil.

He's right.

You have only made things worse.

I need someone who can

protect and satisfy me.

I need a girl

with three breasts, sucking me -

- While I play video games,

but I'm not complaining.

- Kasey.

- I listen.

I hate that we argue.

You showed much emotion.

Say that again. It was perfect.

You're a lousy lover

and filmmaker.

We can not make a sex film,

if we do not have sex.

- Kasey?

- You're a lousy lover.

- Do you understand what I mean?

- And you little prick.

7 night

22 September 2010

I can not

I stripped in their sleep.

- If you were so awake...

- I was sexy.

I'm still mad at you.

- Why did you do it?

- You can see the rest, if you will forgive me

You can not bribe me

for forgiveness.

Okay, I forgive you. Proceed

to where I throw panties.

That part is good!

- Have I made tax return?

- We get a lot of money back.

- I'm tired of this.

- Find an auditor for next year.

I think demon problem.

- What will you do?

- Talk to him.

Will you tweet or send sexual text messages

to each other?

Where is your microphone?

- Testing. 1, 2, 3

- What are you doing?

I will talk to the daemon, and you must

analyzing his voice on the computer.

- Why are you a pig demon?

- Annoying h him.

Mr. Demon, if you have something to say

then this is an excellent forum.

Do you dare not show you a day

your sissy?

- This is pointless.

- I can hear something.

To analyze the sound in all

frequencies. It also makes fart sounds.

Play it.

- Did you?

- Yes. Map?

- Wrong movie.

- Records you when we pet?

Sorry. Map?

I will isolate the sound.

Where do you come from?

Is this on?

Have you noticed the difference

of a daemon and a politician?

One is a soulless,

pathetic wreck -

- Without hope,

and the other is a demon.

- Thank you. I'm here all week.

- Does he stand-up?

- What is the problem with flymad?

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