Paranormal Whacktivity Page #4

Synopsis: A sexy and hilarious spoof about a couple who have just moved into a new home to consummate their relationship, but find peril around every corner due to an evil presence that haunts them whenever they attempt to be intimate.
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Director(s): Roger Roth
Production: Screen Media Films
 
IMDB:
2.4
R
Year:
2013
89 min
Website
212 Views


- Do you dare not show you, sissy?

You look really an idiot.

I tracker not you at work.

- That's right. I'm doing it right now.

- Taunting he me?

- " Taunts he me?"

- Pigs.

It's worse than I thought.

He is both demon and comedian.

- Now what? At least two drinks?

- Diabolical.

The demon does not like me.

I do not know why it was sur -

- Beyond that I have tracked the

and date the girl is obsessed.

It goes really bad

between Kasey and me.

I started to read goofy

romance novels to remember sex.

I have masturbated to luderens

business cards. It's sexy.

It is written with

Arial Rounded Bold.

But the positive is that my film

could be better.

The worse my life gets,

the better my film.

- Now?

- Yes.

Is it turned on?

- What is this a surprise?

- Wait and see.

- What is it?

- Virtual reality glasses.

You also have a few. our brains

moved to a simulated environment...

...where we can get up their sex life.

- How so?

Lie here. Fine.

Next time we meet, we buns in a

magical land full of sexy sexvenner.

Fool.

Should not we be

in a magical jungle?

I had only afford the basic model.

- Where are we?

- In our own garden.

In standing on a purple easel.

The best that is available.

- Is it a crackhus? See you there.

- No. Never mind.

- Here's more.

- Should we have sex here?

Why not?

He does not disturb us.

This is weird.

In the stars I see that we should

rubbing against each other horses tails -

- In order to achieve a great pleasure

in our garden. It is easy.

Okay, now we go.

Can you feel anything? It does not work.

- Am I in?

- Maybe it's the wrong model.

I need head.

Why are you lying there like dead fish?

- Your model might be gay.

- It's not gay.

- Our garden is stupid. We advocate.

- Okay.

I hope you get your money back

for sexavatar - things.

- What are you doing?

- Demon footprints may give answers.

- Feet size reveals...

- Forget it.

Your tenacity to get rid of

with daemon is flattering.

With a nice ass

comes great responsibility.

It's kind of sexy.

Say something more.

Ask not what your ass can do

you, but what you can do for your butt.

Four bright and seven rob ago

formed the ancestors of a new rump - nation.

- Camera.

- Keep going.

I have a dream... ass!

Attack.

- I am the best.

- It's great. It's close.

Yes.

I did it.

I got her to come!

I got her to come

I got her to come

I got her to come

I got her to come

- I got her to come.

- I have tuberculosis.

- I got her to come.

- I filmed it.

I got her to come

Now she is all right

I got her to come.

- Sorry, I just sneezed.

- What?

We can try again. I can get

the best orgasm. I faker well.

Forget it.

I wish you had not said it.

11 night

On September 26, 2010

Michael!

You're safe.

Now you are safe.

- Try not demon.

- It hurts.

Do something to forget the pain.

Read a book or something.

- I can not. Read to me.

- I'm trying to save your life.

It's always about you.

- Works romance?

- Where did you get it from?

Does it matter?

I'm trying to save your life.

- I think it's over.

- Av.

Something hit me in the butt.

- I think it's over.

- Av.

- How's the butt?

- It hurts.

We must do something.

The demon becomes bolder.

There is perhaps nothing at

Wikipedia about what we can do.

- What is it?

- The demon has blocked our Wi-Fi.

No!

Can we use mobiles?

He has taken our mobiles.

No!

We pick up the Xbox.

- Here it is.

- Where was it?

Under the bed. I was looking there,

and 20 minutes after it was there.

- Have you found anything?

- Not yet.

Is that where it should be?

Focus. We must find a solution

in our demon problem.

- See here.

- It looks painful.

But in a good way.

Make a dog ear. You never know.

See. The demon takes control of animals

and get them to attack their owners.

This occupying pregnant

and destroy the child's DNA.

This has given millions to

interest in the family Kardashian

Sore!

These pages are linked.

It's called dmonatrix and clasps

on couples with sexual problems.

- Very harmful for couples.

- It sounds logical.

He is trying to get me to look

as if I masturbate constantly.

What the..

- No.

- Come on!

That explains why you are

occupied by masturbating.

It was definitely daemon.

But sexproblemet hangs up on me.

You have no sexproblem.

I can not think

about someone who...

I have not told Michael it here -

- But I made

some very dark things.

I've done things that many

others may not have heard of:

The cheeky bassoon,

Chamomile maneuver -

- The slobbering rabbi. L' chaim.

But it should be

different with Michael.

The daemon does not let me do it.

When a demon 've seen you use

an advanced sexstilling, he is locked.

- What do you think the demon want with me?

- We should ask a ouijabrt.

- I will not go in that direction.

- They are harmless.

I believe the way to the store.

The road is too bad.

I would not buy a oujiabrt.

- We use one on my new iPad.

- Michael.

- I would not buy a board.

- What should we ask it?

- What are you my boyfriend?

- It moves.

What does that say?

R- D -M-P-E.

Dehisced.

- A. Dehisced. Ernie was right.

- You get it. This is mine.

You must tear it off, like any other

guys who dream about her.

For one day you full, and she

surprisingly says yes. How about.

It's not real.

It is your Zippo app.

It looked real. What's it doing?

- Have daemon Facebook?

- It has more friends than me.

- Is this demon porn?

- It is succubaporno.

It is a female demon

who seduces men while they sleep.

She sucks the life out of them,

and they are condemned forever. Sexy.

I know what is sexy. It is not

sexy. I do not know you anymore.

It is a new solvent app.

Right?

Kasey.

It cost nearly $ 1,000.

Gab or something.

Pretend you want to sleep.

- Good.

- I'm tired.

- Did you hear that?

- It was upstairs.

The ceiling.

It was just

my artificial sound machine.

- Do you prefer rainforest?

- We have to go up there.

No. We must bring us to safety.

We leave the house and stops

to try to handle this yourself.

I'm kidding.

Of course we up in the attic.

- Be careful.

- Demon hunter is after you.

I'll get at you.

Damn, there's something up there.

- I'm going up.

- I will go with.

You go first so I can film

up under your clothes.

- Can you see anything?

- No. Wait. What is it?

- Is it just you?

- What are you doing here?

- Smells have the coconut?

- You have a good sense of smell.

- I just made pia colada.

- Thank you.

- I would warn you.

- Use the door.

- Crime tape covering it.

- It is not good.

I had a session with lesbians as

one of their dead friends took me.

- Was she cute?

- Not my type.

Ugly legs and bad breath.

Spirit knew a spirit

who knew a guardian angel -

- Who had worked

with a friend of yours demon.

- He's a pig.

- I know.

Did you know that Tupac and Biggie doing

a plate where Rick James plays bass?

Spirit said daemon

will take over your body and soul.

- What about me?

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