Paranormal Whacktivity Page #5

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- You get a Porsche and a longer penis.

He will also kill you.

- I found it here.

- Things from school.

- My first bra.

- Damn.

- I have lost a lot.

- Not bad.

A letter from Tony Landen, where he

asks if he can cuddle my beaver.

- Hussy.

- My beaver boots. They were soft.

Greg McConnell will use my cactus.

It was a kind of pencils.

Ricardo Florez asks if he can

caressing my p*ssy.

- I assume that it was your cat.

- No.

See. My first pregnancy test.

It's still wet.

- My second test.

- Have you heard of condoms?

- One of them was positive.

- My first foot ball.

- Stop.

- Adolescence.

What does it mean, in addition to

she has lived another life?

It's worse than I thought. The demon

has followed your sex life for years.

If he can reconcile his malice with

the power of your strange inclinations -

- You do not know what he might do.

Why did not you tell,

that you are a pervert?

I wanted a fresh start. you should

not have a girl who used grater.

I'm going, so I can talk.

I walk alone into the dark

kitchen, where all the blades.

Have I mentioned that there is a demon

in the house that will kill us?

I got you!

- You scared the sh*t out of us.

- Yes. You should have seen your faces.

- Are you okay?

- He can not breathe.

- I got you again.

- I was about to sh*t his pants.

- It was good.

- He's good.

It was realistic.

The wires are connected incorrectly.

He's got an electric shock.

- The demon killed him.

- Demon killed Ernie.

For the best fake Ghostbuster,

I have ever met.

Ironic that you died of the things -

- Which you devoted your life to capture.

- Do you think his wife pick him up?

- We get it.

- I'll give myself to the daemon.

- Why is that?

- So he leaves maybe you live.

- No. I have an idea.

- Film me.

- Be careful.

Why is this?

It lay in the attic.

We must find something Kasey.

Movies you?

Kasey.

Kasey.

Your devil.

Hi there.

No.

I do not know what it is.

Thank God you're alive.

- Your eyes are green.

- They have always been.

Is it true? I thought you were

death or something worse.

The last thing I remember is,

I went against a green light.

- Do you remember anything else?

- I felt a trembling ecstasy.

- What?

- The best orgasm I've had.

- Have you had sex with a demon?

- His name is David and knows his stuff.

You need to be tested for AIDS,

syphilis, gonorrhea, crabs...

Relax. It meant nothing.

I still love you.

Did he have a big, devilish dick?

It does not depend on the size,

but the evil in it.

You can take him. I will disappear

with my somewhat above normal large penis.

- Go.

- Take the book with demons positions.

- Give it to your girlfriend.

- What is it?

"To get rid of a dmonatrix

must see a couple who fondles."

" Dmonatrix get confused and get

taint of kissing lovers."

- It is our solution.

- It should be about love.

- Do you love me still?

- Yes. See it as an early bachelorette party.

I have had my life's best sex -

- And I will settle for

mediocre sex with you.

- You know how to boost a guy's ego.

- Now we do it.

" The emancipation dmonatrix may affect

the entire universe."

- " And is uncomfortable to watch."

- We can not stop kissing.

No matter what happens. Wait.

- Ready?

- Yes.

I gave David oral sex,

so it can taste a little strange.

Continue.

Right hand yellow.

Why is Precious here?

- Left chest. Chicken.

- I'm confused.

- Do it, or I'll eat you.

- It's wrong.

I found something in his pocket.

I knew it.

I'm jew, and this is a dream.

It's just dead bodies on the ceiling.

Kiss me.

Nobody loves me.

A weird dream. I will be with

the one where you can not run fast.

Slow motion.

You must continue to kiss me,

so we can leave the dream.

- I think it's over.

- Thank God.

Did you shoot it?

I have the best supernatural

phenomenon that is captured on film.

Someone has carved memory card.

- Did you hear that?

- Yes. We go down.

- Did you see anything?

- I put a new one in.

- What is it?

- A clapperboard, but it is not mine.

" Love The couple, who I live with.

Directed by David."

- What's up, kids?

- Who are you?

I 'm David

and the demon of another class.

I belong to the third grade, when I have

freed you. My boss gets angry.

- Where did you get the camera from?

- I got tired of borrowing yours.

The seller gave me discount

and extra long guarantee.

Why have you troubled us?

It is part of the job. demons talents

are few:
take people possess and kill.

- Why me?

- I like photography and sex.

I selected you as the object of

long ago, but had no camera.

But when Michael bought a camera

I realized that the time had come.

I am a demon, but it

I really want to do is direct.

First you kill Ernie, and now you want

make a porn movie with my girlfriend.

Come with me and be my star.

We can do things in porn industry -

- As perverts and deviants

could only dream of.

- Get out of my house.

- Wait.

- I would go with him.

- What?

Ever since he touched me,

He has opened Pandora's box.

I did not know that orgasms could

be so intense and enjoyable unsavory.

- I love you.

- I will always love you.

- He has a great dmonpik.

- But...

- Goodbye, Michael.

- See you, b*tch.

Would you say it again? It sounded good.

- See you, b*tch.

- Thank you.

For hell.

My memory card was stolen, and

Kasey selected daemon before me.

What the hell!

- I stumbled across your stupid doll.

- She is not stupid.

Viagraen starts to work, and we have

a long journey to the gates of hell.

- We can take samkrselsbanen.

- Are you taking Viagra?

I is 300,000 years old.

What do you think?

As I slowly walked up the stairs,

I had time to think.

- There are more important things than sex.

- Is there? Yes, it is.

I am willing to sacrifice my vagina

happiness for my heart's happiness.

- Romantic.

- Sorry, I 'll stay with Michael.

Are you kidding? How do I

one that can replace you?

Anyone know how to get out?

I have walked around here forever.

- Well then. Do you want to be a star?

- Yes.

I am glad that you came back.

I would make the heart and vagina happy.

We begin immediately.

Say it with heart and vagina

again. It was just for an Oscar.

I am willing to sacrifice my vagina

happiness for my heart's happiness.

- Is it okay?

- Yes.

- Did not you have a demon with?

- We would meet outside.

I did not find the door.

- What is this sh*t?

- Smoking we sh*t?

- You are f***ing stupid.

- I take that as a compliment.

Surely there are movies

in this mgkamera?

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