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lt's said that in lndia a boy

is born in every 3 seconds.

And a girl in every 10 seconds.

But that day.. something

different had happened.

Only one boy was born

amidst 30 girls. Wow!

This naked boy looks so smart!

He looks just like me! ln fact

this baby is me!

Prem! Yes! The sole hero

of this story!

This was my first eye

contact with girls.

Let it be. My affair with that

nurse didn't get anywhere.

People fail in love and

they become drunkards.

But l started drinking milk.

And then l started growing

up in a big joint family.

We were 7 siblings in our family.

Their only brother.

ls this dress nice?

My childhood was surrounded

with two things.

Toys.. and children.. l mean girls.

An average child in his

childhood thinks that..

..he will become an engineer,

doctor..

..or cricketer when he grows up.

But in my case, God's plan

was something different.

Because of my upbringing,

l started understanding..

..all kind of girls' feelings.

And l started helping those

unfortunate boys..

..whom no girl ever glanced at.

And gradually l became love guru.

These girls! Very blind!

Do you know? 99% girls get

the guy of their choice!

But 99% guys don't find

the girl of their choice.

Their love ends before

it could even begin.

And my work begins here.

Love guru! l..

What's the name of the girl?

l don't know! Does it really matter?

lt matters to me!

Actually she too..

Loves you.

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yeah! But she too..

She too stammers like you?

No, no!

Oh! She feels shy!

Yes!

Look, your situation is very good!

You begin the matter

and she will end it.

My ignorant heart, what

has happened to me?

What is the antidote of this pain?

What's your problem?

ln the entire universe, amongst

so many beautiful faces..

..l locked eyes with such a girl..

..that my life has become radiant.

Good morning, uncle. This

is my first love.

Dear.. is this what the teacher

teaches you in school?

l have fallen in love

with my teacher.

By the way, uncle. Do you

give discount to students?

Come after 10 years. Okay. Go.

l can't see her without my specs.

And she doesn't want

to see me in specs.

This is very simple!

Remove your specs!

Fantastic! You are looking so good!

Thank you!

Here! React at the sound!

So like this, smart, stupid,

carefree, nervous..

..l taught so many people to love!

l made them love! Get married!

l was at the peak of my success!

But my happiness didn't last

for long. Do you know why?

"Do you wanna partner.."

Bhaskar! Right?

Yes! And you?

You have come to meet me.

- Love guru!

Love guru in front of me!

My first love!

lt's my first love! My

family's first love!

Before this my parents,

grandparents..

..nobody loved at this level.

What kind of a girl do you want?

She should be beautiful!

lntelligent! With a good nature!

ln this time of inflation.. how will

you be able to afford three girls?

Tell me.

Not three. lts three in

one who has won my heart.

She is true at heart.

There she is!

She is hale and hearty!

Don't be tense. Don't worry.

Your work will be done.

My brother! l am lucky!

Brother Prem! You are a great man!

Priya, did you hear?

Hello!

What are you doing, Bhaskar?

You love one girl and

you kiss another girl.

What do you mean?

l kissed the girl whom

l want to marry!

She is Priya! She is the lucky one!

Hero, do you know who she is?

Priya Jaisingh! Raj

Jaisingh's daughter!

Owner of 1000 crores!

Not just you, even

l can't entice her!

Forget about it, dude! No chance!

lmpossible! lmpossible!

Brother Prem.. impossible?

l had heard there is no such

word in your dictionary.

Say that this is not true!

This is the truth, Bhaskar!

Bhaskar Diwakar Chaudhary!

Yes! l can befriend Bush and Osama.

But your affair with

her is impossible!

Just forget about it, man!

But brother Prem, listen

to me! Brother Prem!

Bush? Osama? That international

matter!

And this is a small love story!

Where is he taking the matter?

Brother Prem!

Welcome after the break!

Let's ask our celebrity

guest Priya Jaisingh..

..some of her personal answers.

Oh my! Priya!

Welcome back to the show,

Ms. Priya.

So, Ms. Priya, what is

your definition about love?

Well, my beloved.

Not found him yet!

As it is nowadays you don't

find good guys.

What are you saying, Priya?

l am available everyday in

the office between 9 to 5.

Do many times l did overtime too.

One thing is for sure.

My beloved whether he is a high

profile, big shot or not..

..but he will surely

be simple and sound.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Who knows?

Maybe my future life partner

is watching me right now.

He might be standing

in front of the TV.

l am in front of you.

Hey! Let me also see her!

She is so hot!

Who said that? Who said that?

Who said that? Who called her hot?

Are you calling the coffee hot?

No! The girl! She is so hot!

Hello! You shouldn't talk

disrespectfully about Priya!

How did the channel change? Sit!

Why did you change the channel?

Why did you change the channel?

- lndia is batting! Sehwag

is about to score century.

Sehwag has his mother's blessing.

My life is still ruined. You

want to watch the match!

l still can't find the matchmaker!

Love guru! Love guru,

l want to meet Priya.

Where are you? l am just coming!

Pay my bill! - What? What bill?

What bill? What money? What?

Hey, take the change, at least.

- You sit with respect.. hey..

Hello!

- You're still here?

Bhaskar, what did l tell you?

What did you tell me?

Don't you understand!

- Forget Priya!

Forget Priya! And don't call me!

ls she a dish or a dessert?

Hello! Yes, l told you!

How can the matter end if

you say this? l love Priya.

Brother Prem! Brother Prem!

Brother Prem!

You are in the bus!

l am wandering around

in my helplessness!

Brother Prem, please listen to me!

Bhaskar, l can't help you!

Because you are useless!

And l am helpless!

Leave me alone!

l won't leave you till the time

you don't introduce me to Priya!

lf not today then l

will come tomorrow!

lf not tomorrow then l will

come day after tomorrow!

l won't leave you alone!

Come tomorrow! Call me!

l am going to Phuket for a month!

For a family holiday!

And l don't have a roaming card!

Brother Prem!

Hey, it doesn't matter if your

phone doesn't have a roaming card..

..but l'll roam with you.

Does this bus go to Phuket?

Who is this short guy?

l am Chhota Don.

A small name of two words! And

only two things to do in life!

Watching cricket!

And killing people!

l am Tendulkar of underworld!

Short height. More fights.

This is the secret of

my becoming a Don!

Sehwag and Dhoni! ls

the fielding good?

Otherwise the umpire will

declare me as out!

Bhai, who is umpire?

Police! Who else?

- Oh!

So along with being a goon,

you play cricket too!

l used to play! 20 years ago!

ln Borivali train!

l was a fast bowler! Everybody

used to call me Bhindi Express!

Once my ball made a batsman

LBW. l made an appeal!

Out or not?

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