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Umpire said not out!

ln my angry, l hit him the ball!

The batsman?

- No! The umpire!

And the umpire died!

The batsmen started running!

The police ran after me!

And since then this Bhindi Express

has become Chhota Don!

Look, bhai!

Hey! l don't talk to the 12th man!

Who is the captain of the team?

lt's me, bhai!

Wow! Only you have

the right to speak!

Whose phone is ringing?

Whose phone is ringing?

Hey, who is it? Who

is Ganguli amidst us?

lts third umpire.

Hey! Sehwag, run!

Hey, Pathan! On the boundary!

Dhoni, surround her from mid-wicket.

Nab her before she reaches

the boundary!

Nab her! Nab her!

Wow! How?

Please start the car! Some

underworld goons are after me!

Underworld? Oh my God!

Ma'am, you are so nice!

Not just underworld, but the

whole world can be after you!

Listen! Please! Will you show

your smartness in saving me?

Smartness? l will

save you from them!

But who will save you from me?

What?

Okay! Stop! Stop! Stop!

- What?

l will stop the car! But

how will l stop myself?

Thanks.

This is a short meeting.

Listen! l will say it in my

fervour! l will tell the truth!

You are going away! But

l will stay in touch!

Halt!

Hey, useless, unknown fellow! l

want to sit here. C'mon get up!

Hey you! You will make me get up?

- Yes!

Hey! Don't touch!

For the first time somebody

has slapped me!

Come on! Say sorry! Say sorry!

Did you hear that? l should

say sorry to you? - Yes!

l.. Rana from Hariyana

should say sorry?

And that too to you? Who are you?

Who am l?

"l am Don. l am Don."

Police of 11 countries are after me!

l am already having discussion

with the 12th country!

Hey! Get lost! Brian Lara!

You!

You shoved me!

l won't spare you! l

am Don! Chhota Don!

Good morning, Rosy!

- Hi!

ls the boss in?

- Yes!

Fine!

Hi, guys!

Sorry!

What are you showing me?

One minute, sir!

Chhota Don! And l have got him!

Chhota Don!

Yes, sir! Chhota Don!

Till date CBl, FBl, nobody

has seen him! - Yes!

First time in front of the world!

And that too through our paper!

Yes! - Mind-blowing! lt's

a revolution, sir!

Congratulations, Naina!

- Thank you, boss!

Congratulations! Darling!

You are promoted!

And double salary! And you

can have this laptop too!

Take it, baby! Take it!

Brother Prem!

Brother Prem, where are you?

Listen!

- Yes!

Do you know a man named

Prem? Brother Prem!

l don't know Prem from

Patiyalawala. Prem from Ludhiyana.

No, Prem from Mumbai!

He is love guru.

Do you know love guru?

l only know Waheguru.

Oh, Waheguru is great.

- Waheguru is great.

Waheguru is great!

l took Waheguru's name.

Now what will l do?

Wow!

Don't you have any nice friends?

Yes! Will you marry?

- No chance!

Brother Prem and family!

Brother, when will you marry?

Why do you always postpone it!

Don't you hear a voice from within?

Brother Prem! Brother Prem!

Brother Prem! Brother Prem!

Not from within.. l can hear

some noise from outside.

Brother Prem!

Oh my God!

This stupid..

- Prem!

Uncle! - His name is Bhaskar!

Stupid Bhaskar!

He harasses so much!

Brother Prem! Brother

Prem! Brother Prem!

Hello, sister-in-law!

Such a sweet family!

She.. is my sister!

They both.. are her children.

Sorry, sister!

He is so sweet like a teddy bear.

Welcome to Phuket!

Wow! Such sweet children!

Oh my! So sweet!

l told you not to follow me!

What are you doing here in Phuket?

l didn't come here for

free (Phukhat). l took a ticket.

Visa on arrival.

Why are you spoiling my holidays?

l am nothing! Even God

can't give you Priya!

But brother Prem, listen to me!

- No buts!

Sister!

- Don't involve my sister!

Hang on! Please!

Sister! Sister, tell me something.

When you had got married, was

it an arranged marriage..

..or love marriage?

Of course! lt was a love marriage!

Brother Prem had given me away!

Brother Prem, look at this!

You got your sister married!

And you are not helping me! Why?

Because.. Priya is Mercedes

and you are Maruti.

lf Priya is Boeing then

you are a bullock cart!

lf Priya is Kohinoor diamond

then you are Kohinoor rice!

lf Priya is capable

then you are a fool!

This is the bus that will

take you to lndia!

Take the window seat and leave!

Take this man to the airport!

Don't bring him back!

All yours! Okay! Go!

l won't come! l won't come!

Hey!

Prem, this is not fair.

What happened? - Bhaskar had come

from lndia with high hopes.

And you told him to return.

Uncle Bhaskar is so sweet!

And Prem uncle so rude!

What? Kids, what do you both

think? He must have left?

Nobody can evade death,

love and Bhaskar!

Brother Prem!

Did you hear that? Now let's go!

We are still in danger!

No! - Uncle, it is you?

Queen, spin around.

So much of water.

The lake is filled with water.

So will float..

- Queen.

Bhaskar, don't make a noise!

You are lying here naked! Leave!

Get out! Get lost!

Brother Bhaskar, here is the towel.

Will you wear this T-shirt?

Thank you!

Hey! Are you blind?

These are my clothes!

How will it fit this Bhaskar!

Don't worry! lt will fit me!

Body hug! My size is such

that any size fits me!

Have you come to your

in-law's house?

Brother Prem.. what was l saying?

l am here only! l am

not going anywhere!

Brother Prem, l was saying..

are you very angry with me?

No, no, brother Bhaskar!

l am the happiest person

in the whole world!

lt's just that l hate you,

you stupid Bhaskar!

l love you too!

l love you too!

Thank you!

- You!

Queen, spin around.

So much of water.

So much of water. So will float..

Ginger tea!

- Thanks!

Sister.. whose snap is this?

He is my husband. 3 years ago..

- Stop!

l understood!

Don't say anything!

Now l can't listen. God can't

be so stone-hearted.

..hope he will never be.

No, no! - What no?

You have taken so many

sacrifices from this house.

Listen to me!

Now, l am telling you.

Nothing went wrong.

Listen.. - Listen to what?

Brother!

No, Bhaskar. - What no?

Listen to me.

- No. what happened to him?

What was he suffering from?

No, no. - Shut up!

You don't listen to the whole thing!

Why? What happened?

Brother-in-law is in America!

He is a scientist in NASA!

He is hale and hearty!

Meaning he is alive!

He is the father of 2 children!

And he is a married man!

That is what l was thinking!

A person which such a glow

in his eyes, he can't die.

l pray for brother-in-law's

long life.

That is true, brother.

l will serve lunch.

Today l have cooked brother

Prem's favourite dish.

Chicken Tandoori!

Chicken Tandoori! lt's

my favourite dish too.

ls that so?

- Yes!

And when both of us like

Chicken Tandoori..

..then why should we

dislike each other?

Hot lentils are ready!

Pass me the butter. l am on a diet.

Take this. You are dieting and

want to eat butter.

The way mother Yashoda had

given butter to Krishna..

..l got to each such

butter at your place.

Hey, shut up. - l am famished.

She is my sister! She is not

some bread piece!

That you are buttering her!

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