Patch Adams Page #2
That's not the point.
They're squirrels.
Squirrels, Rudy.
- They're one of the most amiable
creatures on the planet.
- Oh, no, they're not.
On the list of hostile predators,
they're right above the bottom...
just above baby chicks
and slugs.
What could they possibly want ?
Your nuts ?
- Do you think ?
- Oh, Rudy.
- Come on, I'll take you.
- [ Whispers ] Don't move.
- Don't move.
- Another one ?
It's on the end of your bed,
on the rail.
Be careful.
It's gonna jump.
[ Blows ]
- There's one, at the end of the bed !
- Bang !
- There's one runnin'
across the sprinkler !
- [ Imitates Shotgun Cocking ]
- Boom !
- In back of the door !
Back of the door !
- [ Imitating Machine Gun Fire ]
- Coming out of the bathroom !
Bathroom ! Bathroom !
Bathroom ! Bathroom !
- Yea !
Eat lead, fur bag !
Blam ! Ha-ha !
- You're cured-- Aaah !
- You've got one on your shoulder !
- Get it off me ! Get it off me !
- [ Shouting ]
- Get it off me ! Aaaah !
We need more cover !
They're comin' in the back door !
- Get under cover, Rudy !
- Build a fort ! Build a fort !
We can build a fort !
- We need a fort !
- Aaah ! Down ! Get down !
They're gone.
I think it's safe to go
to the bathroom, Rudy. Come on.
- No, it's too risky.
- No.
Not when you have...
this.
- A bazooka.
- Yeah.
Load.
- Let's do it !
- Aaaah !
[ Sighs ]
[ Urinating ]
Mmm.
Yes.
I'd like to leave.
Hunter, we'll have to discuss this
at your scheduled time.
I'm leaving.
Have you thought
about what you'll do ?
I want to help people.
Last night with Rudy,
I connected to another human being.
I want more of that.
help them with their troubles.
- That's what I do.
- But you suck at it.
You don't even look at people
when they're talking.
I want to listen,
really listen to people.
I can't allow you to leave. I believe
you still have some issues to work out.
Ah. Well, I don't need your permission
because I admitted myself.
- Hunter.
- Mm-hmm ?
I must warn you
my report will read "A.M.A."--
that you were signed out of this
hospital "against medical advice."
And my report will read
"I.D.G.A.R.A."
"I don't give a rat's ass."
And my name is Patch.
One morning
I woke up
I woke up
And I knew
you were really gone
A new day
A new way
And new eyes
would see the dawn
Go your way
I'll go mine
And carry on
Hello.
How you doin' ?
How do you do ?
Hey, this is a nice room.
- May I help you ?
Rephrasing:
What are you doing here ?
I'm your new roommate.
I-Im moving in.
I don't mean to be rude,
but aren't you a little old
to be starting medical school ?
You know, Babe Ruth was 39
when he joined the Yankees.
- No, he wasn't.
- You're right.
an example like that, and if
you ever find one, let me know.
Hi. Patch Adams.
Mitch Vroman.
Georgetown University.
I was awarded the William F. Thompson
Scientific Achievement Award.
Mmm. Emerson Elementary.
I once drew a picture of a rabbit
that got me two gold stars.
I'm gonna go
back over there now.
[ Whistling ]
[ Man ]
First do no harm.
What is implicit in this
An awesome power.
The power to do harm.
The patient.
A patient will come to you
at his moment of greatest dread..
hand you a knife and say,
"Doctor, cut me open."
Why ?
Because he trusts you.
He trusts you
the way a child trusts.
He trusts you
to do no harm.
The sad fact is...
human beings
are not worthy of trust.
take shortcuts,
to lose your nerve, get tired...
make mistakes.
put his trust in a human being...
and were not gonna let him !
It is our mission here...
to rigorously and ruthlessly
train the humanity out of you...
and make you
into something better.
We're gonna make doctors
out of you.
[ Bell Rings ]
Two years of studying.
I thought we'd have more contact
with patients. Didn't you ?
Hi. I'm Patch.
You've just experienced
whereby one person offers
as an expression
of welcome and friendship.
Lesbian. Ball-buster.
Airhead. Leech.
Whichever one of these disgusts
you the most, take your pick.
- Well--
- Please pass the word.
I am not here to date. I am not
here to flirt. I'm here to study.
[ Laughs ]
Thank you.
I thought only I could repel women
with that kind of raw efficiency.
Well, you just met your match.
- Patch Adams.
- Truman Schiff.
Nice to meet you, Truman.
Will you go out with me ?
You should see
- What a lovely, lovely world
it should be
- May I ask you one question ?
- Do you buy everything
- What do you mean ?
I mean, that whole
drill sergeant thing.
"We're gon' make doctors
out of you medical scum.
- Now drop down and give me 20."
- Mm-hmm.
We're not even gonna see
a patient until the third year.
Up until then,
it's just memorizing facts.
-Why don't they just shove the book up--
-Hamburger ?
Right here on the colon. That's where
it's going anyway. Thanks very much.
- So, why do you wanna be a doctor ?
- I want to help.
I want to connect with people.
A doctor interacts with people
at their most vulnerable.
He offers treatment,
but he also offers counsel and hope.
That's why I love the idea
of being a doctor.
I've always been fascinated by
the development of the human mind.
Ah. Pumping neurons.
We start out so open
and spontaneous.
We're real individuals. Then somewhere
along the way we're drawn to conform.
- It's as if we're conditioned
by programmed responses.
- Well, that's true.
But sometimes you can alter
the programmed response...
just by changing some of the conditions,
altering the parameters.
Let me show you.
We'll call it
the "hello" experiment.
The goal will be to break through
programmed response...
by changing normal parameters...
and getting a new emotional response
from the person.
Ready to enter data.
Hello.
Hi.
Wait.
I don't get it.
"Hi" is a programmed response.
- I reached her.
- You scared her.
No. Wait.
Wait for it.
[ Laughs ]
Oh, you're nuts.
A smile.
Ten seconds.
Victory.
There's more.
Come, my friend.
- Howdy !
- Hi.
See ?
Response time is diminishing.
Yesterday I made
I talked to one man named Dale for
three hours. He told me amazing things.
But what does this all prove,
other than you're out of your mind ?
What's the difference between
And don't say salary.
People. Hmm ? We want to become doctors
because we want to help people.
I want to be
a pediatrician.
Okay, little people.
The point is, we have to treat
the patient as well as the disease.
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