Patch Adams Page #3
That's why we have to dive into people,
wade into the sea of humanity, Truman.
Ballroom seven,
right upstairs on your left.
- You guys with
the meat packers convention ?
- Yes, sir !
Right up the stairs.
Ballroom seven.
- Hey ! Does a chicken have lips ?
- You'll find out upstairs !
Like a bulldog
on a pork chop !
[ Chattering, Laughing ]
You know, in New Zealand
they found a whole new use for sheep.
- What's that ?
- Wool !
You're funny !
You kill me ! You kill me !
- I love you !
- Oh, daddy !
And you-- I bet you've heard that too !
Come here ! Ha ha !
- "Herd" it ? That's a goat joke !
- Ohh !
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
[ Man ]
On your meat !
Get set ! Go !
- Ohh ! Yeah !
- [ All Cheering ]
- I won !
[ Patch ] Pork packers,
rump wrappers, bull shippers,
- [ All Laughing ]
- Lend me your steers !
[ Laughing Continues,
Cheering ]
You know, we packers have been
taking a bad rap for years.
Yeah !
Because we all want to be
the best damn packers there are !
- Yeah !
- Yeah !
- I'm proud of my meat !
- And I know you're proud of your meat !
- Yeah !
- Whip it, zip it and send it out !
- Yeah !
[ Cheering, Hooting ]
You know,
some people say chicken.
- No !
- No !
- Some people say fish.
- No !
I say,
now is the time for cow !
[ Chanting ]
Eat cow ! Eat cow ! Eat cow ! Eat cow !
Eat cow ! Eat cow !
Eat cow ! Eat cow ! Eat cow !
Eat cow ! Eat cow !
Eat cow ! Eat cow ! Eat cow !
- Hey, bud.
- Hey !
- Oh !
Yes, thanks.
Oh, yeah.
Hey-- Whoa !
What is it ?
What's the difference
between a first-year
and a third-year medical student ?
[ Woman On P.A. ]
Doctor Vukov, please dial line 1242.
Dr. Vukov,
please dial line 1242.
Here we have
with poor circulation
and diabetic neuropathy.
As you can see,
these are diabetic ulcers...
with lymphedema
and evidence of gangrene.
Questions ?
- Any osteomyelitis ?
- None apparent.
Although not definitive.
- Treatment ?
- To stabilize the blood sugar.
Consider antibiotics,
possibly amputation.
[ Patch ]
What's her name ?
I was just wondering
the patient's name.
Marjorie.
Hi, Marjorie.
Hi.
Yes, um, thank you.
Let's move on.
- What are you doing ?
- Continuing the experiment. Come on.
together after we get kicked out
of medical school.
Bye, Marjorie.
- I cannot stand it in there, Joletta.
He doesn't have
to talk to me like that.
I know, hon, but really,
how good a mood would you be in ?
- May I help you ?
- Oh, um--
So I'll meet you
at the club.
Oh, great.
Maybe we'll play the back nine, hmm ?
Hello. I'm Patch.
Well, not here, but--
Y-You know.
Lookit here, Judy.
Another future boss.
Oh, I wouldn't
look at it like that.
You may think
I'm exaggeratin',
but in another five years
you'll be so full of yourself...
you'll have to hang a cup out your ass
just to catch the excess.
- Joletta !
- Ouch.
- Well, hell, why not ?
It's the only time in my life
Might as well enjoy it.
- Who's in that room ?
He'll bite your head off.
Mr. Davis.
Pancreatic cancer.
How long does he have ?
Longer than you,
if you go in that room.
So be sure
you steer clear.
Yes, ma'am.
Thank you.
Hey !
What year are you ?
- Hi.
- Hey.
[ Woman On P.A. ]
Dr. Landaker to Administration.
Dr. Landaker
to Administration, please.
Hi.
Hi.
- What's your name ?
- Cameron.
Hi, Cameron.
I'm Patch.
[ Sniffling ]
I have a cold. Just a bit of a cold.
Is my nose red ?
Oh, it is. It's red.
Ohh ! Oh.
What's that ?
You don't know ?
I don't either.
Let's find out.
- Taxi !
- [ Laughs ]
Try on you.
Give it to me.
It's working very well.
[ Whispering ]
Let's see what else we have.
[ Gasps ]
Look at some of this stuff.
[ Kissing ]
Bee kisses.
Hi.
- Hi.
- You mind if I sit down ?
- [ Clucking ]
- [ Snickering ]
Hah ? Well, then,
hello, hello.
Oh, look at--
[ Sighs ]
[ Feet Shuffling Rhythmically ]
Yee-haah !
Yee-haah !
Whoa ! Whoa !
[ Shouting ] Yee-haah !
Come on, buddy !
Whee-haah !
What is going on here ?
[ Laughing ]
Sit down.
- Get in your beds right now.
- [ Squealing, Laughing Continues ]
[ Nurse ]
Sit down ! Sit down !
Lie down in your beds
right now !
- I've checked up on you, Hunter.
- Patch.
Hunter, Dr. Prack was
a colleague of mine at Bringham.
He tells me
you have a brilliant mind...
and, like many brilliant people,
you don't necessarily think
Not all the rules, sir, but the Golden
Rule, I think that applies to everyone.
Don't you, sir ?
I've also heard you have
a real passion to be a doctor, Hunter.
Patch.
Truth of it is, Hunter,
passion doesn't make doctors.
I make doctors.
Understood ?
- Understood.
- Good.
Medical students, as a rule,
have no contact with patients
until the third year.
- Is that clear ?
- It is, sir, but don't you think--
- Is that clear ?
- It is, sir, but don't you think--
Our way of doing things
is a product of centuries of experience.
It's all there for a reason.
[ Faint Sirens, People Shouting ]
It's my hospital.
I know everything
that goes on inside of it.
Everything.
[ Truman ]
Deviation of the tongue.
- [ Woman ]
A problem with the cranial nerve.
- Which side ?
- Twelfth nerve.
Do you know how many billions of dollars
are wasted on malpractice insurance ?
That's money that goes to lawyers
that could go to patients.
- Hi, guys. Sorry I'm late.
- Everybody know Carin Fisher,
Adelane's roommate ?
I invited her to join
our study group.
So, Carin, why do you
want to be a doctor ?
Is it just me, or do we
have a lot of work to do ?
It's just a question.
I think it's the question.
Actually, I don't find the question
here in the outline.
- What page are you on ?
- Uh, 1432.
Deviation of a tongue.
We'd learn more if we were
working closely with patients.
That's why we're studying--
to learn enough to help the patients.
Adelane, don't waste your breath.
Don't you th--
[ Sighs ]
Don't you think
I see through you ?
You act like you're above the system
when you're really just a nonconformist.
You have to get
under the fingernails...
of any authority figure
that crosses your path...
as a way of dealing
with some insecurity.
Antisocial personality, I believe.
Intriguing diagnosis.
Truman, this isn't funny. Smart people
flunk out of here all the time.
Yeah, uh, odds are one of
the five of us sitting here, actually.
I have another question.
In a perfect system...
by their disease...
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