Patch Adams Page #4
as in "that interesting
cancer patient,"
and not by their name ?
- It certainly isn't to be mean.
It's to prevent transference.
- And why is that bad ?
- And the one flunking out is ?
- Can we get back to the tongue ?
What if a doctor becomes
emotionally involved with a patient ?
No.
Who came up
It's against the Hippocratic oath,
I think.
I don't really have time for this.
Sorry.
Bye.
- Bye.
- Sorry.
- Charming.
- Bye.
- Truman ?
- Yeah.
- I'm sorry. I didn't mean
to stop you from studying.
- Go away !
I believe there's more to being
a doctor than memorizing facts
about the ventricular artery.
I don't care what you think.
I read the bio book.
- The whole book ?
Oh, yeah.
Now I'm on to Whitman.
You can get Leaves of Grass
at the bookstore if you have
a 20% student I.D. card.
- I don't want Walt Whitman.
- He wouldn't want you either.
He was a homosexual.
But that's not relevant. What's relevant
is that he was a medical man.
He was a nurse in the Civil War
"Afoot and lighthearted,
I take to the open road--"
Look, I'm not sure
if you've noticed this...
but in a class of 163 students
there are eight women-- eight.
I've had to work really hard
to get here, and I'm gonna have
to work even harder to stay...
and I'm not about to blow it
by wasting my time on your
flighty theories of goodness.
I'm here to learn about medicine.
Period.
Excuse me.
running away from something.
Why can't it just be that
I'm running away from you ?
[ Imitates Cat
Yowling, Hissing ]
One, two, three
Good lovin'
Good lovin'
Good lovin'
Good lovin'
I was feelin'
- So bad
- Hi.
just what I had
- Very nice. Very nice.
- I said, Doctor
- Doctor
- Mr. M.D.
- Doctor
- Now can you tell me
[ Patch ]
Do I look thin to you ?
- What's ailin' me
- 'Cause I'm tryin' to lose
a little weight.
Is this too much ?
Have I gone too far ?
- Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah
- I got a boner.
- Doctor, please
- I am a boner.
- All I really need
- [ Cackling ]
Is good lovin'
Now give me
that good, good lovin'
- Good lovin'
- All I need is, babe
- Good lovin'
- Good lovin', baby
- Good lovin'
- Donner, party of 50 !
[ Chuckling ]
Donner ! Donner party ! Over here !
- [ Continues ]
- I don't know what's wrong here.
I'm tryin' to light
the dials here, but, uh...
bottom line is,
your TV's broken here.
My name is
Officer Patty O'Furniture.
I'm here today to talk to you
briefly about narcolepsy.
Narcolepsy--
[ Snoring ]
Clown salute !
- Very good !
Wide face !
- Good lovin'
- Fart face !
[ Blowing Raspberries ]
- Good lovin', baby
- The hospital will cover
all of your bills.
My name is Doctor... Phil.
I'll be your surgeon--
Oh, there you are.
Ha ha ha ! Hey !
Grazie ! Hey ! Grazie !
- Grazie ! Now take a bow !
- Good lovin'
- I need good lovin'
- Good lovin'
- What I want is lovin'
- Good lovin'
Don't believe
everything you read.
Looks like you didn't need
Well, it's no 98,
but I'm still here.
Yeah.
- Excuse me.
[ Whispers ]
Excuse me.
- You know, this completely
disrupts my point of view.
- Mm-hmm.
It was so much more convenient
thinking of you as an idiot.
- Don't count me out yet.
- It's frustrating.
I study all night, and I'm barely
hanging on by my fingernails.
Oh, forget about that. I want to
show you something that's extraordinary.
- An enema bulb ?
- It used to be.
This amazing piece of rubber...
when applied to your face...
can brighten
another person's day.
Even a suffering patient.
- I'm sure it's really great
for kids, but--
- No, not just kids. Anybody.
Patients are opening up
to me, Carin.
their fantasies...
and if you hit on
the right topic...
they brighten up
for one brief moment.
They don't concentrate
on the pain.
They don't even feel the pain.
- Try it on.
- No, thank you.
I want you to try it on and help me.
Just try it on.
If you don't laugh,
you'll never see it again.
But if you do,
you have to help me.
Just try it on.
- Ta-dah
- Hmm.
-[ Chuckles ]
-You didn't say anything about a mirror.
Who do you think
you look like ?
Karl Malden ?
[ Giggling ]
You cheated.
You can take the nose off now.
So, what's the favor ?
Psst.
[ Patch ]
Ready ?
[ Imitates Elephant Trumpeting ]
Dumbo incoming !
[ Shouting, Laughing ]
Bag 'im, Bwana !
- Killer poodle ! You got lucky !
Piranha fish !
Yea ! Very good !
- Man down !
[ Shouting, Popping Continues ]
- What was that ?
- It's nothing.
Should I go check ?
I said, it's nothin'.
[ Laughing, Shouting Continues ]
[ Patch ]
One last one !
Oww !
Well, congratulations, Jackie.
You've done it all. You've nailed
every balloon from here to Timbuktu.
[ Chuckles ]
That was incredible, Patch.
[ Panting ]
Almost as good
as the real thing.
[ Sighs ]
One last safari.
That's all I wanted.
Thank you, Truman.
Both of you.
That was wonderful.
Yes, it's been
a long time for me.
What about you, dear ?
What's your fantasy ?
[ Giggles ]
Oh.
When I was a little girl...
whenever my mother
would cook spaghetti...
she would let me reach into the pot
and squeeze the noodles.
Oh !
[ Chuckles ]
I've always wanted...
to be in a swimming pool
full of noodles...
wall-to-wall
and top-to-bottom.
An entire pool
full of noodles.
Oh.
And the award for valor goes to
Truman Schiff and his red welt.
- Thank you, Truman.
nasal bone, adjacent to my--
- Glabella !
- Whoo !
- Glabella !
[ Sighs ]
Good night, Truman.
Right.
Fun's fun, kids, but my welt
and I have a study date...
with the autonomic nerves
of the thorax.
- Good luck. Watch out
for the circle of Willis.
- Good luck to you.
And our next award, in the tradition
of the great poodle handlers...
where no actual transference
took place--
All right. What you did in there,
it was very nice, I admit.
Whoa. Is that a little ice
that just chipped off ?
- You're never serious, are you ?
- No. I tried that for years.
- [ Sighs ] Yeah.
- Yeah.
Oh.
Well, I'd better go hit
the thorax as well, so--
I have a crush on you.
Ha ! I can't believe I just
blurted that out. [ Sighs ]
Look, thank you for
taking me along tonight.
I actually had fun.
Good night.
Wait a minute.
When I said I had a crush on you,
you didn't say...
"No way, loser.
I'd rather have a lobotomy by a leper."
That means something.
Maybe I was just being polite
and I didn't want to hurt your feelings.
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