Paul

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Moorcroft, Wyoming 1947

Go on then, Paul.

Don't be long ...

Paul?

Paul?

Paul ...

San Diego, California

Today

Comic - Con

The Black Mailbox

Rachel, NEVADA

Area 51

No Tresspassing

I ... I love it here.

You know ...

It feels so ...

Right.

Yeah.

and somehow i feel I belong.

I know what you mean.

I know you mean.

I think this is probably the most fun

I've ever had. You know?

I'm so glad we came Clive.

Clive?

May I?

Be my guest.

I was over there, on my own.

That there is a black vampire.

Watch out !

She bites.

- How much?

- 1,349 dolars, 99 cents.

Are you gonna get it?

Fair enough.

I can't believe we're gonna meet

Adam Shadowchild.

I know ...

He's like the coolest man on the world.

Thank you.

Come forth.

Welcome my friends.

I just wanted to say that "Planet

Vortulagy" is a huge influence on me and ...

... and my work and Sebastian

Rico is a wonderful protagonist.

Don't tell me.

You're a writer.

I am, yeah.

He actually won a Nebulon

Award in 1992.

Working on a follow up.

I'd love to see that.

No, not today.

No, it's a legal thing,

I'm sure it's ...

I'm sure it's good, it's

a wonderful cover ...

Three tits.

Awesome ...

- That was ... Graeme.

- I'm the artist.

My illustrator.

Move along please guys.

- Yes.

- No, no, I ...

Thank you.

- You brought a book?

- No ...

Then f*** off ...

Let's get picture of you and

me and Adam.

- Ok, ready?

- Ready.

Encounter Briefs

- Yes, yes.

- Is that the RV place?

- Yes.

It's definitely two single beds because

there's been a bit of a mix up at the hotel.

Ok, excellent, thank you very much ...

... and have a nice day to you as well.

- Are they here?

- It's in the car park.

- You mean the "parking lot".

- I suure doe ...

Like two American boys.

It nice isn't it? We're actually here.

America, huh?

How long have we dreamt about this?

Since we were kids.

Yeah.

Now, look at us.

Grown men ...

- Pizza !

- Pizza !

- Hi ! How you are?

- Good evening sir.

Come on in.

Uh ... Where can i set these down?

Uhm, you can put it on the bed.

You guys on honeymoon?

No ...

- No, we're just ...

- We're just friends.

There's been a mix up at the ...

reservations been messed up.

Let's clear up the table.

Going on a road trip, huh?

- Yeah, yeah.

- Yes.

Well, you know what?

Better way to follow a comic con ...

... than a tour of America's most

famous UFO hot spots.

Huh?

You know ... we gonna ...

... take Area 51, and the

Black Mailbox in Nevada ...

... and down to Camp Verde,

then to Apache Junction and ...

... then down to Rosewell, New Mexico,

for the sight of the famous crash in '47.

- Ah, no ...

- Everybody knows that.

- Stop it !

It's an alleged sight at this point.

But why would they admit the crash

if the crach happened somewhere else?

- Just agree to ...

- Agree to disagree.

- Again.

- That's what we ...

Do you believe in Aliens?

What do you mean, "Aliens"?

- I'll get rid of that ...

- I'll get it ...

... out of your way.

It's the worst thing.

Thank you.

- Have a nice honeymoon.

- Uh, thank you.

Vasquez Rocks,

California.

Zone 51,

Nevada

Restaurant - Bar - Motel

"Earthlings Welcome"

Little AleInn

Smile.

"Watch the Skies" or

"Alien on Board" ?

"Alien on Board" please.

Ok ... If you're sure.

So ...

How was comic - con?

We met Adam Shadowchild.

Who the hell is Adam

Shadowchild?

Oh,we wrote the "Venusian

Pangenesis".

I didn't read that one.

"The Jenny Star Pepper

in the Great Brass Hand"?

Nah ...

"The Robots Mistress"?

Nah, I like romances.

That's kind of a romance.

What you mean?

A woman and a machine?

- Ah ... yeah.

- I hear that !

So, you fellas are set, or

can i get you something else?

I'd like a refill of coffee

please Pat.

All right then.

How 'bout you pumpkin?

Ah, can i have an "Eaty Malt" now please?

Mmh, you want that with the sparkler?

Yeah.

I'll take that as a yes.

I'll go and do my toilet.

"Maliens"

Very funny.

You sit on top of that bull, right?

And he goes ... co-co-coues ! (?)

What?

I don't know you.

Uh ... some comics.

How do you thinks

that makes me feel?

Be rude to me.

Uhh ... Eggy.

An alien just sitting on my palms.

Clive, um ...

What?

Hey, I'm joking !

They got a soap dispencer like

an head of an aliens head.

It's brilliant !

What?

Here it comes !

What?

Hey, fellas !

How you doin' today?

What is this, some kind

of gay bar?

Nah, it's a place where you

can get a bite to eat and ...

... maybe share a close encounter.

Yep, sounds like a gay bar.

Oh ! Oh, no we're just friends.

So, you guys look like you

could do like a couple of beers.

You go do that !

All right, we can do that !

Yeah, yes.

Leave it, leave it.

Thank you very much.

What you doin'?

Don't you put those queer eyes on me !

I forgot the sticker !

What took you so long?

I was putting the sticker up.

They're not pail, are they?

Yeah, definitely not kind my kind of people.

Yeah, well ...

Not very much we'll be seeing them again.

Oh !

That wasn't their truck, was it?

No ...

Should I go and have a look?

No ...

Extraterrestail Highway

Black Mailbox

Wow ...

It's probably the coolest thing

I've ever seen.

Do you remember when we

googled it on your mom's computer and ...

... and the phone rang and you

thought that it was the FBI ?

I didn't really thinks it was the FBI.

- You started crying.

- I just ...

You never been to Brussels.

Go stand next to it.

Yep.

Smile.

It's good.

Imagine if we got buzzed by a craft.

Amazing, isn't it?

Smile.

What would you do if they actually landed?

Well, the first contact is a big

responsibility, isn't it?

They come in peace,

we go to pieces?

- That's not how i roll.

- Nah ...

Do you think, that's those men?

No ...

I think we've seen enough ...

Let's go ...

Go, go, go ... !

- Come on, get it ...

- This is like "Deliverence".

A rapist who break arms?

I don't want my arms broken !

Come on, the toilet ...

- You've just been ...

-You know I've god child's bladder.

Do not let 'em get past !

What you want me to do?

Ram them?

What about the deposit ?!

It's not them !

It's not them,

It's not them ...

Ah, oh my God ...

It was awful ...

Hello?

Maybe you should call for help.

It's ringing.

I wouldn't do that if i were you.

Put ... the phone ... down.

Oh, f*** me ...

What have you done to him ?!

I didn't do anything, he fainted.

But ... you made him faint !

Yes, but it's not like i set

my phaser to faint ...

You've got a phaser?

No ... I don't ... look !

Listen ...

Hey ... I really need your help. Ok?

Can we get this guy back in your wagon?

What ... whe ...

You're an alien !

To you, I am, yes.

Are you gonna probe us?

Why does everyone

always assume that?

What am I doing?

Am I harvesting farts?

How much can I learn from an ass?

What ... I ... what ...

I'm sorry, what's your name?

Graeme Willy

And what's his name?

Uh, that's the writer

Clive Gollings.

Ok, cool.

I'm Paul.

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