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His eyes land on SEVERAL DISPLAYS of elite LUGGAGE, finally

focusing on one brand that touts the fact that the bags are

BULLET-PROOF.

BLART (CONT’D)

... bingo.

INT. WYNN CASINO- MOMENTS LATER7979Henkwalks up and notices the abandoned Segway. He raises

his silenced gun and SHOOTS IT TWICE, disabling it.

Behind him, atop a steeply PITCHED STAIRCASE, we see a HUGE

ROLLING DISPLAY SUITCASE.

Just then a YOUNG COUPLE walks by, forcing Henkto conceal

his gun.

As he watches them go, we see that the bag begins to rock

back and forth then... momentum carries it END OVER END down

the stairs, gaining speed.

INT. TRAVEL PRO BAG - CONTINUOUS8080Squeezed into an impossible position, Blart reacts as he

rolls down the stairs, throttled by every step.

BLARTUnh, ow, unh, ow... yup, probably

gonnathrow up.

Henkhears the sound and turns just as the bag FLIES 8181DIRECTLY TOWARDS him at an alarming speed.

He OPENS FIRE on the Travel Pro case.

Inside the case, Blart sees the bullets DIMPLE the side upon

impact.

The bag KNEECAPS Henk. He screams in pain as he’s upended

then SLAMMED DOWN HARD on the floor below.

The Travel Pro continues to roll out of control, crashing 8282through a WINDOW, and plummeting hard into the LAKE OF

DREAMS.

EXT. WYNN LAKE OF DREAMS - CONTINUOUS8383Henklimps over to the balcony and sees the Travel Pro

submerge deep into the water, then fades from sight.

INT. TRAVEL PRO - SAME8484Water shoots in thru the seams of the luggage. Blart tries

to STOP THE FLOODING with his fingers... but to no avail.

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INT. ENCORE VILLAS AREA - NIGHT84A84AVincent’s radio crackles to life...

HENK(ON RADIO)

Took care of some cop. Don’t worry

about it. He’s gone.

Vincent speaks into his radio.

VINCENTFor good?

HENK(ON RADIO)

Sleeps with the fishes...

literally.

EXT. LAKE OF DREAMS - NIGHT8585The only thing we hear is the soothing sound of the

WATERFALL, until...

Blart EXPLODES through the surface, freed from the bag and

gasping for air.

BLARTNot today, death. Not today.

Blart struggles out of the lake of dreams as several stunned

DINERS look on.

INT. WYNN CASINO FLOOR/ PARASOL AREA - NIGHT8686A damp Blart comes up the escalator from the lake. As he

walks, his shoes SQUISH with water. Just then, he is

approached by a casino SECURITY GUARD.

Note:
This security guard is wearing a more traditional

security guard uniform. One that you would see on the

perimeter the hotel.

SECURITY GUARDSir, we ask guests to dry off

before entering the casino.

BLARTYeah, I should’ve thought of that.

SECURITY GUARDWhy don’t you follow me, sir and

I’ll get you a dry towel.

BLARTThat’dbe great.

Suddenly, Blart stops walking.

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BLART (CONT’D)

On second thought, I think I’d

rather air dry.

The guard turns and Blart smiles.

BLART (CONT’D)

Because you’re not who you say you

are.

SECURITY GUARD:

Excuse me?

BLARTThe buttons on your uniform are

rivet brass made by CintasUniform

Supply -- which stopped using that

particular metal for humanitarian

reasons... eighteen years ago.

(beat)

Since there’s no way you’re a day

over thirty and the Security

Association restricts the hiring of

anyone under eighteen... there’s no

way you’re a security guard here.

SECURITY GUARDYou’re right.

Blart smiles. The “guard” smiles...

Then Blart realizes... he’s obviously part of Vincent’s crew.

His name is RAMOS.

Blart attempts a HEAD BUTT, but Ramos simply moves his head

backwards.

BLARTAhh-- nice defense.

Blart tries the head butt again, quickly. Again, Ramos moves

his head back.

BLART (CONT’D)

Okay, I’m gonnastop doing that --

One MORE!!

Blart misses a third time.

BLART (CONT’D)

Now I’m definitely done... you have

my word.

Ramos trains a GUN on Blart. Suddenly... from down the

hall...

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VOICE (O.S.)

Hey! What’s going on?

They both look to see TWO CASINO SECURITY AGENTS, wearing

purple coats, approaching...

Ramos quickly conceals his gun. But as he looks down, Blart

uses the distraction and TAKES OFF RUNNING, yelling to create

confusion.

BLARTCANTALOUPE SHOWER!!!

Ramos greets casino security, who clearly outrank him.

RAMOSSorry. Guy’s drunk.

These guys actually believe Ramos is a Wynn security guard.

CASINO SECURITY #1Well, why’dyou let him run off?

RAMOSI’ll make sure I get him back to

his room.

CASINO SECURITY #2(dressing him down)

You do that.

The two Casino Security agents disperse. Ramos retrieves his

GUN and runs after Blart.

INT. WYNN THEATER BACKSTAGE HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS8787Blart rounds a corner and finds himself in the...

INT. LE REVE BACKSTAGE AREA - CONTINUOUS8888Blart stops to catch his breath.

BLARTSecurity’s been breached.

(realizing)

Of course, Eduardo’s in on it!

Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me

twice, shame on... me? No, that’s

not right, that’s “me” twice.

Just then, the DOOR behind him OPENS and in runs Ramos.

RAMOSHey!

Blart opens another door and enters...

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INT. LA REVE BACKSTAGE TECHNICAL AREA - CONTINUOUS8989Blart runs toward the stage, grabbing FOAM ANGLE WINGS (and

possibly a LE REVE MASK) along the way. He runs into...

INT. LE REVE STAGE/ WEDDING CAKE SET - NIGHT9090The crowd is going nuts for the Le Reve show.

A large FOUNTAIN in the shape of a wedding cake is in the

MIDDLE OF THE STAGE. PERFORMERS, bound and leap between the

various levels.

As Blart enters in his mask and angel wings, he finds himself

on a side stage area in the audience. Blart spies Ramos on a

lower level and, with no where to go, Blart GRABS A ROPE in

an attempt to swing across the stage.

Unfortunately, as Blart swings, he begins to knock off the

OTHER PERFORMERS from their perches on the set.

The audience watches, CONFUSED, not knowing if this is part

of the show.

ANGLE ON:
A PINE COATED Wynn security agent observes from

the entrance level of the theater. He keys his WALKIETALKIE.

LA REVE SECURITY AGENT

Eduardo -- you’re not going to

believe this...

INT. LE REVE LOWER STAGE - CONTINUOUS9191Ramos sees Blart and begins to make his way across the stage.

Blart continues to swing wildly, knocking several more

performers INTO THE WATER. The performers try to go with it,

but eventually it’s obvious that this is not part of the

show.

Ramos continues to pursue Blart, narrowly avoiding the

falling bodies as Blart knocks them off.

Ramos manages to grab a hold of Blart’s legs and is swung

around. He too, takes out a few performers.

ANGLE ON:
Gundermutt, Donna, Khan and Gino -- looking 9292TOTALLY CONFUSED.

Finally, Ramos loses his grip and falls into the water.

Now two more PINE COATED, SECURITY AGENTS arrive. They try

and block the exits, but Blart makes it to the other side.

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